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@ElopsineFlotsam@blorbo.social @xieliansbignaturals oh wow thats gutsy! i think if i was an employee there i’d be too boggled to even try to stop him haha

i’m also reminded of the lobster truck car chase that happened in boston a few years back: web.archive.org/web/2019121823 pretty clearly a crime of impulse more than a well thought out plan but like, apparently a truckfull of lobster is worth like 30k which is a pretty nice haul!

@xieliansbignaturals i mean, considering the avocado market is controlled by drug cartels and someone once stole 18.7 million dollars worth of maple syrup from the canadian government it doesnt feel THAT unreasonable to assume clamburglars are also a thing 😂

(also, tell your city council person you’re in favor of guaranteed income programs like this and that they should support the continuation of the program)

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people! The city is trialing a program to give pregnant residents a no strings $1000/mo guaranteed income for 18 months and they still haven’t filled all the slots so if you know anyone who’s expecting and lives in Nicetown-Tioga, Strawberry Mansion, or Cobbs Creek who makes less than 100k please encourage them to apply: phillyjoybank.org

@maya thats wild, nowhere i attended had anything even remotely like that policy

@rowyn awwww i love honor getting a chance to get some validation & talk shop

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@pamela we indeed got some pumpkin cakes and a bottle of sparkling hawthorn juice to split, in addition to our produce & rice :)

a bit annoyingly, the box came exactly when it was originally scheduled for, despite them moving the pickup time wayyy earlier via text so i got up early for nothing

food (veg) 

@titania my sibling does that too!

@kate @alis i mean car safety regulations aren’t half as problematic as the tax writeoff and emissions regulation loopholes, when it comes to driving up car sizes!

particularly as modern CRVs and trucks are notoriously prone to rollover which is uh, not the safest failure case

food (omg the pears) 

@Cyannin looks delicious!

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@pamela thank you!!! there’s no asian grocery store around where we’ve moved to so we’ve been missing a bunch of faves

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@pamela off topic, but do i remember that you were ordering from an online asian grocery store for a bit? would you mind passing on the link?

@Forestofglory the main lead in longest day in chang’an definitely makes some questionable choices but they’re all in service to how much he cares which is fun

@rowyn
«"Aww." Magnus leaned over my legs, towards Umbral. "Should we pet you while you're in human form so you know we think you're just as cute like this?"»

Definitely an idea worth considering further 👀 (maybe wait till Cassie is feeling better tho)

@brie wikipedia says yes, if you keep the cut patches in the fridge & cites this study: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/

(unfortunately i haven’t used matrix patches, only single layer drug in adhesive so i can’t pass on my drs advice)

@platypus i played a shitton of Breath of the Wild, which is post-apoc and i guess therefore technically worse world? but like…i was playing it for the open world exploration aspects so it definitely didnt feel worse world

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