Lady @Lady@cat.family

kind of guy who doesn’t want A·I to replace human creative endeavours but is fine with A·I that generates code

you say you listen to queer elders? ok name five of their songs

it’s really obvious from like a few seconds which moderators actually care about the safety of the people here, and which moderators care about cultivating a certain kind of liberal space or discussion platform with no considerations made for the fundamental vulnerabilities of being human, or not Enough for them to sacrifice their perfect vision of Liberalism in favour of actual measures to protect users

if your posts are indistinguishable from that of a CIA plant trying to sow controversy and foil collective action, maybe consider making different posts

the kind of idle linkfollowing which people now see as relegated to sites like Wikipedia or TVTropes was once how the entire internet operated

=LET(words,DROP(Attested Words in Pre‐Proto Languages::C:E,1,0),LET(sylndx,SORT(TEXTSPLIT(REDUCE("",SEQUENCE(ROWS(words),1),LAMBDA(str,rn,IF(str="",str,str&".")&REDUCE("",TEXTSPLIT(IF(ISBLANK(INDEX(words,rn,3)),IF(ISBLANK(INDEX(words,rn,1)),"@",INDEX(words,rn,1)),INDEX(words,rn,3)),,".",1),LAMBDA(instr,s,IF(instr="",instr,instr&".")&IF(s="@",s,s&"@")&rn)))),"@",".",0),1),LET(syls,CHOOSECOLS(sylndx,1),LET(uniqs,DROP(UNIQUE(syls),IF(INDEX(syls,1,1)="",1,0),0),SORT(MAKEARRAY(ROWS(uniqs),3,LAMBDA(r,c,LET(syl,INDEX(uniqs,r,1),LET(wrstart,XMATCH(syl,syls,0,1)-1,wrend,XMATCH(syl,syls,0,-1),SWITCH(c,2,COUNTIF(syls,"="&syl),3,REDUCE("",TAKE(DROP(sylndx,wrstart,1),wrend-wrstart,1),LAMBDA(acc,wr,IF(acc="",acc,acc&" | ")&INDEX(words,wr,2))),syl))))),2)))))

=LET(words,Attested Words in Pre‐Proto Languages::C2:E360,LET(syls,SORT(TEXTSPLIT(REDUCE("",SEQUENCE(ROWS(words),1),LAMBDA(str,rn,str&REDUCE("",TEXTSPLIT(IF(ISBLANK(INDEX(words,rn,3)),IF(ISBLANK(INDEX(words,rn,1)),".",INDEX(words,rn,1)),INDEX(words,rn,3)),,".",1),LAMBDA(instr,s,instr&s&"@"&rn&".")))),,".",1)),LET(uniqs,UNIQUE(MAP(syls,LAMBDA(syl,TEXTBEFORE(syl,"@")))),SORT(SORT(MAKEARRAY(ROWS(uniqs),3,LAMBDA(r,c,LET(syl,INDEX(uniqs,r,1),LET(wrstart,XMATCH(syl&"@*",syls,2,1)-1,wrend,XMATCH(syl&"@*",syls,2,-1),SWITCH(c,2,COUNTIF(syls,"="&syl&"@*"),3,REDUCE("",TAKE(DROP(syls,wrstart,0),wrend-wrstart,1),LAMBDA(acc,wr,IF(acc="",acc,acc&" | ")&INDEX(words,TEXTAFTER(wr,"@"),2))),syl))))),1),2))))

=LAMBDA.APPLY(TEXTSPLIT(TEXTJOIN(".",1,Attested Words in Pre‐Proto Languages::C2:C360),,".",1),LAMBDA(syls,LAMBDA.APPLY(UNIQUE(syls),LAMBDA(uniqs,SORT(MAKEARRAY(ROWS(uniqs),2,LAMBDA(r,c,IF(c=2,COUNTIF(syls,"="&INDEX(uniqs,r,1)),INDEX(uniqs,r,1)))),2)))))

internet kind of bad for anyone else or just me

your girlfriend takes a long look at you, her eyes trailing slowly down your figure, and then wandering their way back up to your face. “wowie zowie!” she says. time to…

i have bad news for voters in this poll

LLMs talk that way because they were trained to, right? it’s the dialect version of a techbro conlang

as a human i spend a lot of my time thinking about other humans

if i was a dragon i would probably spend a lot of my time thinking about other dragons

this seems normal to me

when this author says meat consumption is to blame for every major human illness, does this mean she thinks eating meat caused covid

« Philly’s relationship with sandwiches is deeply normal and never territorial in any way. »

« Philly drivers also operate with a kind of improvised chaos that probably looks deeply illegal to artificial intelligence »

imagine being the guy who has to write 16 paragraphs of text about what the stocks did for the newspaper every day