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kind of guy who doesn’t want A·I to replace human creative endeavours but is fine with A·I that generates code

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you say you listen to queer elders? ok name five of their songs

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it’s really obvious from like a few seconds which moderators actually care about the safety of the people here, and which moderators care about cultivating a certain kind of liberal space or discussion platform with no considerations made for the fundamental vulnerabilities of being human, or not Enough for them to sacrifice their perfect vision of Liberalism in favour of actual measures to protect users

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if your posts are indistinguishable from that of a CIA plant trying to sow controversy and foil collective action, maybe consider making different posts

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the kind of idle linkfollowing which people now see as relegated to sites like Wikipedia or TVTropes was once how the entire internet operated

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most games for children are primarily luck based so i am glad there is a game for children which just has broken strategic endstates they can experience and learn from

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Monopoly is a broken, bad game, but it is very effective at teaching children how to break a bad game, i·e the first beginnings of strategy

what i am learning from all this smoke is that Philly does not know about N95s

help i have developed my identity around a hobby that only people who are either evil or traumatized do. now the only spaces i can go to talk about it are full of people who are either evil or traumatized. how do i fix this

today i opened my terminal and typed ‹ find . '!' '(' '(' -name '.?*' -o -name 'spec' ')' -a -prune ')' -a -name '*.rb' | xargs -E '' sed '/^ *\(#.*\)*$/d' | wc -l › and you’ll never guess why

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sometimes you have to interact with a software you are NOT tech lead of and those be dire times

a·i is worse at writing first person, right? it would have to be, right?

five word horror story 

a trans girl named “Reagan”

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there are some names that only work when other people choose them for you

every time i run my shortcut the app just goes to the beach for a full thirty seconds which is not making it easy to actually test it out

i do not think this is a problem with the shortcut itself; i think the editing UI just simply overloads itself

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whoever converted this to Liquid Glass did, i think, a very bad job of it

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i regret to inform that Apple Shortcuts is still a useful technology buried within a very bad app

i don¦t know who john blowe is but i salute him 🫡

thunderstorms are much better than fireworks the forces are showing us up

• independence day is a good film because it proposes that with global solidarity we can overthrow the locusts who are stripping our planet for resources, no matter how invincible they seem

• independence day is a bad film because it gave Bush an idea on how to turn an unpopular presidency into a popular one

« While STDIN can easily contain XML data, it might contain a consecutive list of XML trees, which strictly speaking is a forest. »

if this sounds incredibly cursed to you then get Posix `awk´ to add a mechanism to go from a hexadecimal number to the literal ASCII character it represents that isn¦t just printing an escape code and piping it to `printf´

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the issue if you were wondering is the fact that my build script replaced every letter in the filenames with five bytes of octal escape code, and i moved the repository to a new location with longer filenames and this was enough to make the result just big enough to no longer fit in the maximum argument size xargs allowed

i did do some minor optimizations, but mostly i fixed the problem by switching to four bytes of octal escape code

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