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kind of guy who doesn’t want A·I to replace human creative endeavours but is fine with A·I that generates code

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you say you listen to queer elders? ok name five of their songs

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it’s really obvious from like a few seconds which moderators actually care about the safety of the people here, and which moderators care about cultivating a certain kind of liberal space or discussion platform with no considerations made for the fundamental vulnerabilities of being human, or not Enough for them to sacrifice their perfect vision of Liberalism in favour of actual measures to protect users

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if your posts are indistinguishable from that of a CIA plant trying to sow controversy and foil collective action, maybe consider making different posts

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the kind of idle linkfollowing which people now see as relegated to sites like Wikipedia or TVTropes was once how the entire internet operated

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demonstrating my superiority to other mammals by eating lemons in front of them

he also said it changed the anarchism into liberalism which i think is code for it has gay people

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can’t believe “V for Vendetta is a bad movie because it sides with the anarchists over fascism” is a real take from the author of the comic book V for Vendetta

i think the issue is that in the alphabets where it was in use, it could probably be considered a glyphic variant of Ɡ ɡ

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every time somebody says A·I is magic for doing something i can do myself with the exact same level of prompting, my power grows. thank you for believing in me

“internet seems slow today; wonder if it is the wifi”

*turns off wifi*

*internet gets even slower*

guess it¦s the A·I

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remember when webpages were slow because of javascript and not because they were being DDOSed at all times

it is a good day to listen to Garden Of Delete (2015)

T·E·I is not suitable for creating novel born digital hypertext documents but it is more suitable than any other alternative

i updated my version of macOS and suddenly i can no longer do `command -pv git´ in Dash and instead must do `PATH="$(command -p getconf PATH)" command -v git´, which should be equivalent

github.com/apple-oss-distribut shows no recent changes to `sh´

apple what the fuck

=LET(words,DROP(Attested Words in Pre‐Proto Languages::C:E,1,0),LET(sylndx,SORT(TEXTSPLIT(REDUCE("",SEQUENCE(ROWS(words),1),LAMBDA(str,rn,IF(str="",str,str&".")&REDUCE("",TEXTSPLIT(IF(ISBLANK(INDEX(words,rn,3)),IF(ISBLANK(INDEX(words,rn,1)),"@",INDEX(words,rn,1)),INDEX(words,rn,3)),,".",1),LAMBDA(instr,s,IF(instr="",instr,instr&".")&IF(s="@",s,s&"@")&rn)))),"@",".",0),1),LET(syls,CHOOSECOLS(sylndx,1),LET(uniqs,DROP(UNIQUE(syls),IF(INDEX(syls,1,1)="",1,0),0),SORT(MAKEARRAY(ROWS(uniqs),3,LAMBDA(r,c,LET(syl,INDEX(uniqs,r,1),LET(wrstart,XMATCH(syl,syls,0,1)-1,wrend,XMATCH(syl,syls,0,-1),SWITCH(c,2,COUNTIF(syls,"="&syl),3,REDUCE("",TAKE(DROP(sylndx,wrstart,1),wrend-wrstart,1),LAMBDA(acc,wr,IF(acc="",acc,acc&" | ")&INDEX(words,wr,2))),syl))))),2)))))

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=LET(words,Attested Words in Pre‐Proto Languages::C2:E360,LET(syls,SORT(TEXTSPLIT(REDUCE("",SEQUENCE(ROWS(words),1),LAMBDA(str,rn,str&REDUCE("",TEXTSPLIT(IF(ISBLANK(INDEX(words,rn,3)),IF(ISBLANK(INDEX(words,rn,1)),".",INDEX(words,rn,1)),INDEX(words,rn,3)),,".",1),LAMBDA(instr,s,instr&s&"@"&rn&".")))),,".",1)),LET(uniqs,UNIQUE(MAP(syls,LAMBDA(syl,TEXTBEFORE(syl,"@")))),SORT(SORT(MAKEARRAY(ROWS(uniqs),3,LAMBDA(r,c,LET(syl,INDEX(uniqs,r,1),LET(wrstart,XMATCH(syl&"@*",syls,2,1)-1,wrend,XMATCH(syl&"@*",syls,2,-1),SWITCH(c,2,COUNTIF(syls,"="&syl&"@*"),3,REDUCE("",TAKE(DROP(syls,wrstart,0),wrend-wrstart,1),LAMBDA(acc,wr,IF(acc="",acc,acc&" | ")&INDEX(words,TEXTAFTER(wr,"@"),2))),syl))))),1),2))))

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=LAMBDA.APPLY(TEXTSPLIT(TEXTJOIN(".",1,Attested Words in Pre‐Proto Languages::C2:C360),,".",1),LAMBDA(syls,LAMBDA.APPLY(UNIQUE(syls),LAMBDA(uniqs,SORT(MAKEARRAY(ROWS(uniqs),2,LAMBDA(r,c,IF(c=2,COUNTIF(syls,"="&INDEX(uniqs,r,1)),INDEX(uniqs,r,1)))),2)))))

internet kind of bad for anyone else or just me

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