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Assorted recs for new accounts:

Bots that will interact with you:
@glitchbot — a bot that glitches photos in posts where you @ mention it

@godtributes will reply to public posts you make suggesting appropriate tributes for various niche gods

@alt_text — reminds you if you’ve forgotten to describe your images

Hashtags:
(cats)
(any flora but mostly flowers)
(mushrooms!)

Bots that will not interact with you:
@quasihaiku and @poem_exe — haiku bots (by oulipo's lipogrammatic constraints, quasi avoids latin’s fifth glyph)

@pomological random images from the pomological watercolor collection in the usda's national agricultural library

Find accounts by topic on the trunk: communitywiki.org/trunk

Fedi Guides:
Changeling’s Guide to Mastodon for screen Reader Users (what you'd expect from the title): starshipchangeling.net/mastodo

A futuristic Mastodon introduction for 2021 (more a cultural guide than technical, decent overview of CWs & commonly used abbreviations): wordsmith.social/elilla/a-futu

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Okay belated introductions post as promised:

I'm satsuma aka satsu aka 🍊 yr resident chronically ill punk, generally operating out of Philly (so EST, timezonewise)

I mostly post about whatever's caught my interest at the moment, which typically includes: cdramas & other fandom stuff (I believe I am the fedi-originator of ), food (i have a lot of niche food hobbies), cats, the local flora, asexuality & queer theory, and my questionable attempts at learning spanish

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D&D 

Which part of the D&D session takes the most time?

Medical, mini-psa? 

Since I just found out this is a thing—if you have allergies, particularly if you’ve ever had a reaction to nickel jewelry etc, you can get a whole surgical allergy panel done which will check for 20 different metals & other materials commonly used in surgical tools & implants!

Its a bit more involved than normal allergy skin tests so you’ll likely have to go in for multiple visits—I had to schedule mine out over my week off in march because we couldn’t find a set of appointment slots which worked with my normal schedule but it means I’ll be able to make a fully informed decision if I ever need any procedures/implants rather than being like “uhhhh I *think* I’m only allergic to nickel and maybe chromium????“

I'm still accepting about me Q's for the first part of the but have also done some goals now for challenge 2: satsuma.dreamwidth.org/29450.h

Clearly a LOT of fics have gotten deleted over the years, I shouldn’t have been able to get thru then so quickly

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Well, I have now at least opened all of the BTS fics from 2013 tho too many of them got DNFed too quickly for “read” to really apply

i think crows would be very interested in vicious mockery and mage hand, personally

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The crows are not your minions, they will choose to learn or not learn the spell based on their own interests and will only use it for their own purposes so choose wisely

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if you could teach a flock of crows any spell from D&D, which one would you pick

@Lady it doesnt quite make grammatical sense for how his sword got named suiban but like, as a character note it’s very on point

and also Lan Quiren saying ‘aight is priceless

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Asked @Lady how to say ‘aight in Chinese bc one of her speaking exercises was ‘how are things?’ and her first suggestion was 好 - hǎo but then she was like ‘or i guess you know suibian because its in that show you like’

which is to say this is now my new preferred translation for Wei Wuxian’s sword 😂

when @Lady and I were in chicago we kept trying to eat in parks but the takeout places never gave out cutlery, which prompted me into finally investing in a nice kit for my bag (she has a matching set in raspberry, and we have a blue one for anyone who comes to visit!!!)

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everyone please appreciate my new adorable travel cutlery set:

texting people fedi emoji shortcodes when unicode emoji prove insufficient

PWP, there's like an earring side plot I tried to focus on idk

by order of elimination they should be Vegas (either one would work ok but not perfectly) and Tankhun probably (Kinn doesn’t get a song when he’s definitionally going to take up like half of Kim and Porsche’s both lmao)

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I already like you is obviously Chay’s perspective. the drsmatuc irony is Real

Talking Business is about Kim’s painful failure to fully separate himself from the family business & his brothers complete obliviousness to that fact (maybe just Kinns?)

LYTP is…something w/the previous generation (the dead moms???) probably except there is never going to be enough footage for that lol

Rome is about Porsches induction into the mafia

idk about Life on Land or Bombs Away tbh i should figure those out

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needs a second season so i can make the Ides vidseries that lives rent free in my head

Fredrick is CONVINCED that Neverwinter was founded by dragons, and about half the party suspects the White Council of being the Wight Council

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.