Advent of Clod @wallhackio@cat.family

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

roasted pork tenderloin 🤤

my roommates and i are normal and can be trusted with 50 chocolate chip cookies

sorry @monorail @amy but fall out boy is good

the song that plays when I lose the hades fight with four death defies and flurry jab: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NQ20M-B7Z8

so many of friends have used c++. maybe that's why we're all traumatized

i unfortunately am now aware of what aspic is