Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
my toxic trait is when I first watched madoka magica I needed it explained to me that it was gay
my major takeaway from red dead redemption 2 so far is that I am much better at poker than I am at dominoes
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I must confess my failings as a cat parent.
Even after Stitch clearly communicated that he did not like the thunderstorm and would like it to stop, I failed to do anything to change the weather.
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most fuckable suit
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@wallhackio the actual requirements are:
- be gay, trans, both or submit to the status of The Token Cishet
- Have an opinion about eating teeth (it doesn't matter if it's the correct one)
- Complain when EFDN goes down by somehow using the phrase EFDowN
- Occasionally report your fellow EFDNers to me for their Crimes such as Made Bad Post
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Hey gamers!!! It's board game night, come hang out and watch us play DC Deckbuilding Game, with @amy, @katrani, @wallhackio and @cam!!!! https://www.twitch.tv/the_ti_
is one of the requirements for joining efdn having an infinite backlog of meme videos
im sbeepy
my toxic trait is that I love Macklemore's "Downtown"
is there any chance in hell i have a mutual who knows where one can purchase myrtle berry spice online
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its hard for me not to see GTA VI as the next No Man's Sky/Cyberpunk 2077
God, please give me the strength to make my bed after doing this laundry
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lucy and aster have been making my timeline a lot worse lately. keep up the good work
https://youtu.be/iYNJdu9fKRU?is=wDv-b4aENM1eei60
@coriander do you have any opinions on this
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
