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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

is there a good tool out there for organizing twitter bookmarks? i have a lot of bangers in there but it's a fucking dump of two years of posts and i can never find anything from it anymore

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It turns out that you can, in fact, make brioche even if you fuck up the instructions in multiple places

slightly gross 

just handled an habanero an hour ago and then picked my nose

fd signifier's tyler perry video is already gone lmao

when I weigh my cooking ingredients my preferred unit of measurement is :

the makemkv beta activation key from 2010 still works lmao

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We're about to discover tonight whether you can make brioche even if you fuck up the instructions in multiple places

Bumble be like

bites u bites u bites u bites u bites u

@coriander I was sad that you didn't engage with my neon white rageposting and my roommates said it was because I didn't attach a picture of a cat to it

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