Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

i am hungy, but bed comfy. what i do?

laufey

SLEEPY

i dont dislike laufey this is not a laufey diss.

i made my sister extremely angry by saying that john legend in la la land was basically laufey

well the ravens rocked our shit in 2023 and we almost went to the superbowl so we're good, actually

pearls before swine it seems

im in the garage like car pit

welp. lol

The really cool thing about your flight being delayed by three hours is that less than 30 passengers end up riding the plane

One of the fun parts of getting back into reading is all of the good words I've been learning

It turns out that 12 checked out items and 7 items on hold is not too many, I love the library

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clod morning my friends