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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

its so fucking cool that the tutorial im following for installing ruby doesn't work with modern versions of ubuntu that is so sick

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my Au Ra Yusha on a leash and in a swimsuit

I listened to the new J Cole. It's pretty good but it's WAY too damn long. I liked the second disc a lot more than the first

note to self: do NOT bite into a whole cardamom pod

sportsball 

least defensive patriots playoff game:

I try not to watch YouTube shorts anymore but I have made an exception for the guy who eats from a "perpetual stew" that he has had in a crockpot for over 200 days

had an extremely vivid dream where I got my old job back and also the Seahawks beat the Patriots 44-7

currently laughing at the passive-aggressive alarms I set for myself today

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