Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
this is still the funniest thing that happened to me in the game so far
my toxic trait is that i like white people tacos
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one of the most impressive things about red dead redemption 2 is its realistic depictions of wildlife
I am working through a bunch of the stupid completionist challenges read dead 2 offers and I genuinely believe some of them were not playtested
to this day scientists are still trying to figure out how caravan from fallout new vegas works
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he will be returned to the store with original receipt
they should have a kind of basement that doesn't have fucking stairs i need to climb
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@wallhackio 🛢️🛢️🛢️ 
🛢️🛢️🛢️ (the barrels are filled with peanut oil)
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donation request, help a girl live?
a dear friend of mine is trying to raise some funds to help a friend of hers escape a bad living situation so she can heal and start hormones and keep on living.
she has a place that she'll be able to stay, but needs money for a plane ticket to get there. my friend's trying to raise about 400 dollars for the plane ticket and other complications. donations can be sent to my friend at https://paypal.me/kittyhomura
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it's called M-43 because when i drink it i go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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live footage of my playthrough of new vegas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k83WyR2H9Y
the most important thing red dead redemption 2 taught me is that horses can take the loaf position
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
