Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

hey @coriander wanna see something cool

it turns out that beer, popcorn, and good conversation fixes being sad

extremely funny that the one blade runner bluray disc im struggling to save on my computer is the one with the Final Cut

there is only one good thing on LinkedIn and it's the fact that the inventor of JSON follows me there

as a michigander for the vast majority of my life i am troubled by this result

not at all what i expected

I said a lot of very rude things towards the game while attempting this

I missed 0 notes on difficult mode. This was a lot harder than I expected

flour

LOUD ASS THUNDER

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