Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
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This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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@wallhackio omg this creachur
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@wallhackio my steak is too damn lucy
my steak is too damn juicy
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Lions play in three days RAHHHHHHHHHH
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barely related
@wallhackio "bumbydaloaf" is a good username, and if we take "da" as being a middle name, we get "Bumby D. Loaf" as a full name, meaning that bumby has the Will Of D (from one piece)
my commit message etiquette is... questionable to say the least
Gonna be heading to the airport in an hour 
clod morning
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the tale of princess kaguya
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Drake Maye getting a ridiculously generous call from the refs, he is truly Tom Brady's successor
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ITS FOOTBALL TIME BAYBEE, YEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
There are exactly 6 good movies
sneezing feels good
one of the things I miss the most from Detroit is the DIA
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
