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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

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i have passed qualifying exam for a physics phd and that was still easier than beating the new york times mini crossword faster than my younger sister

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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

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The only thing my mom told me that has remained true as I became an adult is that Jerry Seinfeld is not a good actor

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one of my favorite things about being an adult is that i can buy caffeine-free diet coke and then drink two of them

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my toxic trait is that I love those c-style code shortcuts that make your code completely unreadable

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I am devastated to report that the mathematical definitions which lead to the deranged result that the empty set is both open and closed are now starting to imply beautiful theorems

baldur's gate 3 

where the FUCK is dribbles the clown

which is better?

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Just lost an hour mystified that something I was doing did not work only to realize that the file I was executing was running a copy of the script I had modified at not the original

My toxic is that I like the smell of cigarette smoke

I'm not sure how useful monads are in any context where a language doesn't provide syntactical sugar for the usage

The practical benefits of a monad are not distinguishable from this chaining from the point of view of someone using a library (unless you exposed the bind/return function to the user)

It can allow some elegant code reuse for implementers I suppose

But it's such a complicated concept for something that it is ultimately a tertiary tenet of functional programming

On the other hand I do like them because they are Cool and Interesting

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@wallhackio burritos have culture where·as wraps are a symbol of white suburbia

It's really cool how easy it is to find c++ compilers that do not adhere to value category standards

monads

Is the Gmail webapp down for anyone else?

unhinged baldur's gate 3 brainrot 

which is the sexiest

Shout outs to the woman who said she wants to fuck a cheese wheel from Baldur's Gate 3

us pol 

A recent execute order is probably going to kill the Michigan Electronic Library :(

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@wallhackio here is a mnemonic:

Mlem
Nya
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Meow:
Online
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Extremely obnoxious that you have to spend money to read the C++ specification

Which concept is more challenging to learn?

baldur's gate 3 

the fact that this has two sources is fucking sending me

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