Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

game sucks

kanye west's graduation is Fine. it's not an incredible album.

and if this is supposed to be the "old" kanye before he got Weird, go listen to drunk and hot girls and see if you still feel that way

cat shared with me a funny c++ video and now im just ranting to her about c++ again oops

now that the tornado warning is over i can enjoy the wonderful rain noises without any stress ​​

There are few joys in life better than getting a +8 adjacency bonus on an industrial zone in civ 6

Tornado warning :(

Probably the best way I could have turned into my dad as I got older

I am becoming a super tomato enjoyer

very rude of god to make it humid as hell the same day I need to walk for 40 minutes

????????????

I miss having an aux port on my phone

the new charli xcx is very good imo