Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

saying hi to amy is part of my daily routine at this point

I still haven't recovered from that time my younger brother noticed that I had 80000000 apps on my phone open simultaneously and he showed me how to close them all while calling me a boomer

I'm trying something, and am gonna put tomato sauce in a slow cooker for infinity hours

don't tell anyone but I just ate a cookie BEFORE dinner

currently using an unethical quantity of olive oil

@cam the people have spoken.

my goal in life is to make a videogame that gets a bad review from the Woke Content Detector group on steam

I know mud daubers are friendly and cool but seeing one fly about still incites severe fight or flight within me

kill la kill is a lot gayer than i remember it being

i just loooooooooove

good "morning"

JEFF DERP

I do hope I get the opportunity to use a computer with punch cards some day

oh god oh fuck

should i make a mistake and send ghast a follow request