Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

My roommate just showed me one of the recordings of Tchaikovsky's 1812 overture that was recorded with cannons and the cannons are SO fucking loud and it is very funny, so I thought it might be fun to edit the song and replace the cannon sounds with vine boom sound effects, but unfortunately someone already made this joke ​

This is an inside joke that very few people know the context for but this is still one of my best posts

should I buy pronoun palace

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I think it will be Bullshit With Rice for dinner tonight

got my new personal record with this one lol

look at this shit

I wonder if taking a undergraduate data science course with a professor who was one of the significant voices in AI research and discovering that the class was essentially a scheme for the professor to collect data from the students for his research was a radicalizing moment for my little brother

potato in a microwave

they enshittified youtube again ​

I used an entire head of garlic and it wasn't enough ​

I'm going to try avoiding semicolons in my javascript code for my next project

wow that was close
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If the Ghostbusters theme is so good then how come I can only remember the Niel Cicierega version