Advent of Clod @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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Eating freezer taquitos and watching twitch streams is enby culture
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Hey all,
I've been an iOS dev since 2010 and am looking for work. I've shipped dozens of apps over my career, of varying levels of size and scope.
Have quite a schmorgasboard of other skills too including writing mobile-supporting backends in java and python.
If your company is looking for someone with that skillset, or you're looking for someone to do freelance, consider giving me a holler!
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You will be happy to know that Graceful Spark is here.
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my husband is doing jumping exercises and says he is getting "better at jumping" but also says that it will be "a long time" before he can learn to double jump
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Broke the streak this year when I just kind of stopped watching movies last Spring. I watch a normal amount of movies
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did you know? every time we touch, i get this feeling? and did you know? every time we kiss i swear i could fly?
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re: Message from Mr Mittens
@wallhackio I will share that with him but I think he already knows my account is his
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I don't watch enough movies
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stealing is my louvre language
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viviposting
vivi likes to play fetch with her mouse toy
but i think she doesn't quite get that in order for me to throw it again she needs to actually bring it back to me. so sometimes she brings it to like, the doorway of the bedroom and drops it there and sits there watching me
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I currently have this red bruise/scrape on the center of my forehead like Harry Potter's scar or something, and I'm thinking of telling people I got it intervening in a mugging.
gonna be like "I saw some teens wrestling an old lady's purse away, and I just felt compelled to jump in because I knew I could overpower the teens and the lady. and hey, free purse."
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Costco won't take Discover 
non vegetarian food
roasted pork tenderloin 🤤
my roommates and i are normal and can be trusted with 50 chocolate chip cookies
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i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
