Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

TROPICAL STARWALKER!!

The other day I remembered that animated music video uploaded to YouTube ages ago that depicted teenage sexuality as Lovecraftian horror. I tried finding it again but it turns out the original video has been deleted

I get the impression from YouTube comments for 4rd Sanctuary that not a single Deltarune fan has ever listened to prog rock before

​​ ⬅️ currently consuming 41 ounces of fluids

clod morning

I bet I could get a 4-win streak on the best Samurai Gunn player

Resident Evil was alright

I am hungry. If only there was something want I could do about this....

clod morning

Tomatoes my beloved....

I played through the festival last night and it has solidified my decision that I will never play the weird route, I just can't do it

I forgot to put Godzilla Minus One in my list of Good Movies!!!!

​​ ⬅️ just crossed state lines to buy mayonnaise