Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
save me, decaf coffee, save me
It's concord grape season whoopeeeeeeee!!!!! 🍇 
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when it comes to american football wonkery, DVOA consistently reflects imo
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@wallhackio Clodsire should be the size of a bus, that's a more appropriate size for a whale
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Anyone who says Clodsire is a whale turn on ur location I just wanna talk
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Me to Caleb: Fuck u, go die
Caleb: lol yeah
Me in the general vicinity of Caleb: I like Iron Maiden
Caleb: reported for having an opinion
I would like Nolan movies a lot more if he weren't writing them
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@coriander clodsire is a whale
I am normal and can be trusted with 96 servings of oat milk
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@wallhackio @sidd_harth0_5h4h as a lifelong Eagles fan, it’s always justified
i am hungy, but bed comfy. what i do?
i made my sister extremely angry by saying that john legend in la la land was basically laufey
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well the ravens rocked our shit in 2023 and we almost went to the superbowl so we're good, actually
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
