Advent of Clod @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
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he/him
Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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What joy to be so loved by a cat that they snuggle next to you facing away
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i'll be the judge of that
It is absolutely disgusting as a society that we waste perfectly good cookie dough by turning it into cookies
I am normal and can be trusted with raw cookie dough
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hi @vaporeon_ wanna see Advent of Clod code so golfed that its not even a spoiler?
javascript reduce my beloved
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My phone is sitting up on my desk, leaning on my monitor, while 3 rats spin on it. https://spinningrat.online/
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Putting worcestershire in my tartar sauce feeling like a real culinary genius over here give me a michelin star right now call me the bear
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completed Advent of Code day 3 :)
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I love how Mercury Stream did Samus in Returns and Dread, she's just aura farming all the time
real men listen to the same song 210 times in one year
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When that wyrm is dummy thicc call that Dungeons & Wagons.
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A favorite from my collection - this luminous little one from the 1960s.
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
