Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
the covid nose test is so violating lmao
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⬅️ full of cheesesteak
dreamworks is releasing a film next year aping the spider-verse animation style starring Caleb McLaughlin (the black kid from stranger things) and also featuring Stephen Curry and the move is about a literal goat that plays basketball and it will be called Goat
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Does anyone know of any good chicken pox treatments for planes? My plane is very sick :(
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I realize not everyone has access to a perfect black cat at all times, so here is Camilla to brighten your #Caturday
#CatsOfMastodon
re: apropos of nothing
Y'all were wrong the crossword wanted DABBA
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I forgot to mention the other day that I spotted the neighborhood fox
How the hell did I only learn what banh mi was this year
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h here's Mr Mittens. Terra and Kyrie are not available right now
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i think this is my favorite calvin and hobbes strip i think about it a Lot
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The New York Times sad penis
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@toydragon And, have you seen my own drawings of big Vaporeon?
(Though I'm embarassingly bad at drawing...)
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She's been asleep all day but as soon as we start getting ready to eat...
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We could easily go 11-6 and miss the playoffs this year lmao
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Tough L for the lions. It wasn't the most frustrating loss of the year but it still feels very bad because the playoff hunt is going to be extremely difficult now
Packers played very well imo
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
