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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

i used to think i was smart because i could do calculus but then i tried to read foucault and realized i knew nothing

maybe taking a second weed gummy would have fixed me

@sidd_harth0_5h4h he says “I can’t help but notice you’re not giving me my little bedtime snack”

my toxic trait is that i never really cared for Oppenheimer the movie that much

we're dotting our i's and crossing our t's but it genuinely seems like the reason we can't edit posts on glitchcat is because of a single line of code that was commented out

gonna watch Avatar 3 in imax tonight, i have low expectations but it should be fun

Choose.

Choose.

i would like to shrivel up into a ball and disappear i just completed a job application

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