Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
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This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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the tale of princess kaguya
sportsball
Drake Maye getting a ridiculously generous call from the refs, he is truly Tom Brady's successor
sportsball
ITS FOOTBALL TIME BAYBEE, YEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
There are exactly 6 good movies
sneezing feels good
one of the things I miss the most from Detroit is the DIA
Do any of y'all follow any literary critics that you like? Blog posts and YouTube videos count as criticism in this context
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anyone else watching The Minneract
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nothing feels better than the instant like-boost-reply from a beloved mutual
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@wallhackio I'm not immune to blue hair and pronouns
I don't disagree with the opinion that the stardew valley bachelorettes behave like teenagers but the thing is that I behaved like a teenager in my early 20s
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deltarune ch 3 significant spoiler
is there a fun way to retry the roaring knight or do i have to quit the game every time i lose
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laundry the never ending battle
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
