Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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@wallhackio @The_T @aescling Barely tea? Brew it a little stronger next time!!
a lot of y'all need to start drinking herbal teas
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the one exception to "not ordered" is Mail-in Rebate, which I currently believe to be the top 1 joker
I'm happy I got completionist++ because the dev is probably going to completely rework blue stake so there was a limited amount of time to do it before gold stake changes forever
@amy anyway balatro fucking sucks because I still don't have the achievement somehow, 0/10
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Today I woke up with a title and opening line for a short story so I think I will write that :3
shouts outs to that one time @amy asked me if would ever get completionist++ and i told her "fuck no"
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Look at this deep-sea octopus: https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00227-020-03701-1#figure-2
just got hit with an adhd trap
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No reading for me. The cat has decreed it.
(He probably doesn't want me to rub his tummy but you bet I'm gonna)
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
