Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

the steelers have been winless ever since mike tomlin revealed his minecraft city

I just watched Blade Runner and what I didn't expect was just how fucking weird it was

It is hilarious to me that basil and other such plants have that strong, herbacious flavor to ward off pests from eating it but this has resulted in 0 protection against the species that drinks alcohol, a literal toxin, for fun

My eggplant parmesan is a failure except for the fact it is delicious

My eggplant is looking a tad suspicious but fuck it we ball

Gonna try making eggplant parmesan today, we'll see how it turns out

Clue is a very funny movie

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hey @coriander .