Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
Gonna make tryhard chili dogs today methinks
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h Roe says hello, she will grace us with her presence now
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POV you’re trying to do your morning doomscrolling in peace and a rodent comes over acting like you owe her something
does anyone have that scene from pirates of the carribean 3 where the plot is so convoluted and hard to follow they have, like 12 characters sit on an island and explain to each other (and the audience) what everyone's motivation is
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@coriander the season ends with the only compelling main character trapped in a cube, every other interesting side character dead, and the main villain not actually having ever existed. fuck you
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never mind my roommates made me hot chocolate god is good
so you're telling me that god is all-knowing and all-powerful and they used all of that to invent HAVING TO SHOVEL SNOW?????
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She is letting me know that I’m not going to have a quiet morning. I’m playing ball.
CW: a growling dog
the delaware library system HATES me
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
