Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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genres which accurately describe severance:
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my beautiful princess (who was screaming for dinner before i took this picture)
every time i write 
i hear it as the following scream (noise warning): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJx1astMSF0
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do you think lucy lives in wokelahoma
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how did anyone ever learn how to use photoshop before youtube tutorials
shouts outs to that one time i made a tumblr account about how clodsire is a whale and i ragebaited someone into making a 1000 word post about how i was wrong, one of my greatest achievements in Using The Internet
wok soda pepsi
WOK SODA PEPSI
WOK SODA PEPSI
WOK SODA PEPSI
WOK SODA PEPSI
If I could fallllll, into the skyyyyy
Do you think tiiiime, would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thouie miles
If I could just see you tonight
what if i had breakfast for dinner 🤔
I was under the impression that "gay" could be used as a general umbrella term for all the LGBTQAI+ things, but that seems to not at all be the consensus
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re: a picture of a wasp
It's probably a yellow-legged mud dauber https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sceliphron_caementarium
a picture of a wasp
Are there any Bug Knowers who can ID this one
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
