Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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RE: https://urusai.social/@ami_angelwings/115901127707009289
Aight, I'm a licensed, certified, #hater. I be hating on shit. I could make 20 different posts each explaining why i don't fuck with the thing in question.
But I'm not that vain. Imma just make a list and if you, the reader, give a fuck about my opinion, you can ask why i don't fuck with a given item on this list and i will happily, calmly, politely explain. might even be humorous.
I think everything I'm about to talk about is inexplicably popular or acclaimed.
Frieren
Akira
Clair Obscure: Expedition 33
Celeste
Attack on Titan
Arcane
Ghost in the Shell
Jay-Z's the Blueprint
The entire Fate series
Bleach
Madoka Magica
Critical Role
The White Stripes' 7 Nation Army
Rick and Morty
Smiling Friends
Violet Evergarden
Solo Leveling
Fruits Basket
Friends (the TV show)
Undertale
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My brother’s cat Bluto was doing Very Important supervising tonight
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Her hearing is SO sensitive and she loves these toys so much
@coriander is super monkey ball a marble game
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@wallhackio I found a Caleb on Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caleb_UHD144
boyland birch beer 👍👍👍👍
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Got Maeby’s nails trimmed today and while we were there I got her this special toy that’s meant to be destroyed. It’s a chicken and when she rips the top layer off there’s another layer that looks like an egg, then when she rips *that* off it’s a ball
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✝ by Justice still holds up wow
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The thing about Barnaby is he's somehow even dumber than he looks
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cryptic clue whose definition is “anagram indicator?” and whose solution is ANYTHING
How many roommates does it take to procure a five dollar bill?
The entire bag of avocados is ripe it's a Christmas miracle!!!
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
