Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

Suppose you have a function called pipe:

const addTwoAndSquare = pipe(
  x => x + 2,
  x => x * x);
console.log(addTwoAndSquare(1)); // 9

What is your preferred implementation?

const pipe = (...fns) =>
  x => fns.reduce((z, fn) => fn(z), x);

VS

const pipe = (...fns) => {
  return (x) => {
    let z = x;
    for (let i = 0; i < fns.length; ++i)
        z = fn(z);
    });
    return z;
  };
};

i, for one, would allow the turkish man to light my ears on fire

wait mgk just made a nu-metal song with fred durst lmaooooo??????????????

actually i should have bought five of them

this obscure, boring youtube short showing costco peanut oil with Halsey's Without Me playing in the background is hilarious to me for reasons I cannot explain

https://youtube.com/shorts/vJ1c3hoSvZ8

shouldve bought the 35 pounds of peanut oil from costco, dammit

i need some oil

If you want to feel cool then add #dev to the URL to access secret options that I don't explain since I added them for as debugging options for myself!