Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
kind of shocked to learn that the read dead redemption 2 animation for skinning rabbits is not that far from how its done irl
poll is in the replies.
black bean "soup" over rice. it was made with tomatoes and chipotle peppers
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@wallhackio you ever love a book so much you just cup
read dead 2 has just the perfect amount of jank. its not constant so i can still be immersed in the game world but it happens enough to be really fucking funny
red dead redemption 2
sean :(
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Holy shit everyone. Let's play Mega Man... for DOS.
A completely original game, made by one guy, licensed by Capcom.
(Then later, more Pokémon Conquest.)
Stream starts now!!
re: clodboy lore drop
I guess this isn't entirely true, because this page of the Big Purple Drawing Book was also very important for me learning how to draw hands:
clodboy lore drop
i learned how to draw hands from the Sonic Advance 2 box art
how the FUCK do you draw a horse
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It's not nightmarishly hot today, just normal hot 
alc
15% abv is not fucking around
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
