Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

morning

I'm in my tomato era

I really enjoy cooking but it tends to take up all my spoons when I do it

Gonna be a big cooking day it seems

me: preseason games are meaningless, the lions won all their preseason games the year they went 0-16

also me: HASSANEIN SACKED JOE BURROW WE ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL

why does he look like roblox

genuinely very surprised that women lost

Fields of Misandry

and thorsty

hungy

saying hi to amy is part of my daily routine at this point

I still haven't recovered from that time my younger brother noticed that I had 80000000 apps on my phone open simultaneously and he showed me how to close them all while calling me a boomer

I'm trying something, and am gonna put tomato sauce in a slow cooker for infinity hours

don't tell anyone but I just ate a cookie BEFORE dinner

currently using an unethical quantity of olive oil

@cam the people have spoken.

my goal in life is to make a videogame that gets a bad review from the Woke Content Detector group on steam