Advent of Clod @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
I Stole One of Your Socks might be the best movie I watched this year
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MOSES: Pharaoh, I diagnose you with Letma
PHARAOH: Oh no, what's Letma?
MOSES: LETMA PEOPLE GO
i am normal and can be trusted with a pack of 45 Costco hot dogs
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@coriander @wallhackio it was just something I did randomly one time and it weirdly became a thing
Do any of followers know the origin of using "spider-man" as a "see votes" option on fedi polls?
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my toxic trait is that i still really love Pulp Fiction
Rico Nasty :D
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viviposting
for some reason today vivi has decided that her favorite place to play with her mouse is next to the cleaning cabinet that is sufficiently low that if she knocks it under the cabinet she can't get it out.
like, every time i throw the mouse for her, she goes and grabs it, then goes and brings it to that spot and plays with it a little while, and if she manages not to lose it then she takes it somewhere else (such as back to me)
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why are goblins writing defying gravity slander on my timeline
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Game awards
Geoff keighley talks about video games like a megachurch youth group pastor talks about jesus
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
