Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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Hao-Yu Lee walks up to Crank That (Soulja Boy)
Presumably because he goes YUUUUUUU
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I wonder if taking a undergraduate data science course with a professor who was one of the significant voices in AI research and discovering that the class was essentially a scheme for the professor to collect data from the students for his research was a radicalizing moment for my little brother
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potato in a microwave
they enshittified youtube again 
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@wallhackio 🧄 🧄 🧄 
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I used an entire head of garlic and it wasn't enough
I'm going to try avoiding semicolons in my javascript code for my next project
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wow that was close
catfishing.net
#728 - 1/10
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If the Ghostbusters theme is so good then how come I can only remember the Niel Cicierega version
cookie in a mug
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The Onion's proprietary operating system, SickOS
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what naming my cities in civ 6 has taught me is that i have the sense of humor of a 12 year old
I can't believe I only just learned that Denzel Curry collaborated with DJ Shadow
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
