Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

another day, another heat advisory warning

ate too much whataburger last night

clod sleepy morning everybody

I have good hip-hop opinions

I mean, I have bad hip-hop opinions too but I still have plenty of good hip-hop opinions

actually there are exactly 36 good movies

FUCK i forgot Citizen Kane!!!!

i am the smartest clod on the planet

FUCK i forgot Top Secret!!!!!

who is thomas pynchon

hm, maybe should have added the Lego Movie

you too @Alexis

if you see this post, is it your reminder to

• get louder
• get weirder
• write more
• read more

hello @Thomas judge my movie opinions

turns out there are exactly 33 good movies

maybe goldeneye and counterstrike are the same corner, and there needs to be a corner for battle royales

honestly fortnite with builds is genuinely its own category by itself

I played mahjong for the first time ever today and won a game ​​