Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

"wow thats the best cat ive ever seen" -me every time i see a cat

unfortunately was a loss, but man this was a fun build

glitchcan't strikes again

what is the plural form of tuberculosis

reposting this for societal good

bones

I have a bag of bones I've been saving for months that I'm finally using for today's soup stock 😋

chicken soup time ​​

clod afternoon ​​

sports are so beautiful when my teams keep winning