Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
is The Message from Deep Space playable if you turn off hinting dialogue?
This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users
Sherclod Holmes
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I had a dream that there were random popups on efdn, like those site games where there will randomly be a pokemon in the sidebar or whatever and you can catch it. except these were being displayed in real time to all users and anyone had the potential to be the first to click on it.
the popups were not pokemon. there was a singular type of popup and it was literally just the text “fat cock award” displayed in times new roman font on the side of the screen. and somehow, despite not being on efdn, @wallhackio kept fucking sniping me and stealing the fat cock award before I could nab it
Does anyone else find the smell inside a white castle awful or is that just me
my toxic trait is that I much prefer peanut oil over avocado oil
Sherclod Holmes
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I'm remembering that time when, in preparation for a ten hour drive, I got a bunch album recommendations from my friends.
The evening comes where I start the drive. I start the massive playlist I constructed from my friends. Jamie Paige is playing. Life is good.
Eventually it is 1 in the morning and I am in an Ohio freeway. The sleep deprivation is starting to hit, it is a cloudy night, and there are no street lamps. There is not a soul on the freeway other then myself and anything outside of my car headlights is painted in pitch black.
And at this moment, my car speakers begin to play the entirety of Ethel Cain's "Perverts"
good second morning y'all
I'm in my tomato era
Sherclod Holmes
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I really enjoy cooking but it tends to take up all my spoons when I do it
Gonna be a big cooking day it seems
sportsball
me: preseason games are meaningless, the lions won all their preseason games the year they went 0-16
also me: HASSANEIN SACKED JOE BURROW WE ARE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
