Advent of Clod @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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fifty cool hoppet facts
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Brian Branch achilles tear :(
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- GoToSocial
- Look inside
- No GOTO statements 
Fresh snowfall outside :)
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Yukon is helping me read
Here he is adjusting my glasses so I can see the page better
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holy shit what a catch!
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@wallhackio [INTENSE SUCTION BYSTANDERS CAN ONLY DESCRIBE LATER AS KIRBY-ESQUE]
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are there more lions fans than cowboys fans in the stadium??
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good start to the half lol
i am normal and can be trusted with 10 servings of homemade gumbo
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interviewer: "you guys are the best offense in the league, what's going wrong?"
coach: "we're not actually that good"
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bringing back my video game idea where the goal is to have penetrative sex (you're topping) but it's with qwop mechanics
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MONTY!!!
happy foxgirl friday everybody
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is this a fucking joke
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
