Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

anyone else having Homogeneous Goop for dinner?

I guess this isn't entirely true, because this page of the Big Purple Drawing Book was also very important for me learning how to draw hands:

better picture:

the hand not displaying a peace sign is hell of challenge to draw

i lied, it is borderline.

i learned how to draw hands from the Sonic Advance 2 box art

how the FUCK do you draw a horse

It's not nightmarishly hot today, just normal hot ​​

15% abv is not fucking around

@vaporeon_ would you like to see the flareomelette

my dad's side of the family played a specific ruleset for Rook that ive never seen elsewhere which is pretty cool

i never learned how to play peeknuckle

burrito

When it comes to cooking the only things I can improvise are soups/stews/chilis, anything else I still use a recipe