Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

​​ ⬅️ has eaten Indian food for four meals in a row

good morning y'all

I would love Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1 if Kanye's first verse was about, literally, anything else

softism is real, and it is contagious

fedi just isn't the same without soft's current hyperfixation flooding my timeline

its really cool that i built a blog by hand but this also means that i have to use the horrible workflow i built for it

I tried so hard to sleep in today but here I am

good morning everybody ​​