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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

its so annoying that misery business is a damn good song giving that the lyrics are so mean-spirited

the secret hath been finally uncovered! 

@norikawa @cam @wallhackio Extremely Fat Dick Network

still not over my EFDN fat cock award dream

just fell for a siivagunner rip fuck my chungus life

theres too many games, they need to stop for a bit

I had a dream that there were random popups on efdn, like those site games where there will randomly be a pokemon in the sidebar or whatever and you can catch it. except these were being displayed in real time to all users and anyone had the potential to be the first to click on it.

the popups were not pokemon. there was a singular type of popup and it was literally just the text “fat cock award” displayed in times new roman font on the side of the screen. and somehow, despite not being on efdn, @wallhackio kept fucking sniping me and stealing the fat cock award before I could nab it

just discovered a youtube channel run by a former jeopardy contestant who does the nyt mini, crossword and then provides commentary on it, and then does connections all in 15-20 minutes daily and and i have never felt so humbled in my life

type of guy who doesnt know how to spell jepoardy

nyt 10-21-2025 spoilers 

got FUCKED up by "CBDOIL" (natural anxiety remedy) and "OTTOHAHN" (co-discoverer of atomic fission)

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