Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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@Lucy can you please show the 9/11 AMV with 9 views on youtube
once again reminding everyone of the time @aescling cooked chickpeas at 5 in the morning in my apartment and she burned them so badly the smell woke me up
farm fresh tomatoes :DDDDDDD
ulster county "I Voted" sticker
the boy has CLAWS owie
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Bumby the Loaf
NIGHTMARE levels of humidity today
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wasp in my room 
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what do you mean it's already fuckin august
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Kimothee
Benndolyn
Gwenjamin
Lexavier
Stanielle
Pamuel
are also acceptable.
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
