Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

Looking into it, it seems the answer to "how many editions of blade runner exist" is "7, but it's complicated"

oh im hungy

Hi @coriander which blade runner is the best one

What are some of your guys favorite movies to watch for Halloween time? Feel free to suggest non-horror autumnal things as well as horror

who would win in a fight

@coriander have you seen Muppets Haunted Mansion and was it any good

sa2 meteor herd music

@coriander cat told me to share this with you "right now"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXOMwoIiFHM

My toxic trait is that I use peanut oil as my neutral oiI

I've made bread many times now and I still haven't gotten over how that shit is Magic

I am normal and can be trusted to make tomato sauce at a reasonable hour of the day

SIR, I AM HUNGRY