Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
problematic thigh gap
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@wallhackio After some marination my feelings are no longer mixed. sgraMrt
After some marination my feelings are no longer mixed. The movie has bad opinions on being an artist
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@aescling You're making fun of the spelling and grammar in bumby's post. I can't vouch for the spelling, but I assure you sgraMrt.
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Oh it was by the guy who made Whiplash. He seems to have a knack for making beautifully shot movies that have messaging I struggle to get behind
I think I liked La La Land overall but I have extremely mixed feelings on its exploration of the struggling artist trying to make it
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@wallhackio @amy This will be really fun when I entirely forget why I did this
Hi @coriander can I tell you some fightin words
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never ever ever ever let Lil Dicky live this down
I know that what Macklemore did at the grammys was whack but I would much rather have, for a white rapper, a corny dude who cares but tries too hard instead of a Lil Dicky or Post Malone
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@wallhackio it’s a terrible day outside. the sun is heating, the air is sweltering. on days like these, kids like you… are burning in hell
Some summer days you step outside and there is not a cloud in the sky, it is 78 degrees, there is a slight breeze, and there is not a hint of humidity. On a lucky day like this the sun feels like it has healing powers
Today is not one of those days
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@wallhackio omg this creachur
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@wallhackio my steak is too damn lucy
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
