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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

evil clodsire that uses LLM's would be called claudesire

my stupid fucking ass agreed to see if some furniture on the side of the road would look good in my room, forgetting that this would require that i carry said furniture up two flights of stairs

It is absolutely disgusting as a society that we waste perfectly good cookie dough by turning it into cookies

What joy to be so loved by a cat that they snuggle next to you facing away

It is absolutely disgusting as a society that we waste perfectly good cookie dough by turning it into cookies

I am normal and can be trusted with raw cookie dough

hi @vaporeon_ wanna see Advent of Clod code so golfed that its not even a spoiler?

My phone is sitting up on my desk, leaning on my monitor, while 3 rats spin on it. spinningrat.online/

Putting worcestershire in my tartar sauce feeling like a real culinary genius over here give me a michelin star right now call me the bear

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Advent of Clod day 3 spoiler/hint 

be greedy

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