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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

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i have passed qualifying exam for a physics phd and that was still easier than beating the new york times mini crossword faster than my younger sister

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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

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The only thing my mom told me that has remained true as I became an adult is that Jerry Seinfeld is not a good actor

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one of my favorite things about being an adult is that i can buy caffeine-free diet coke and then drink two of them

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my toxic trait is that I love those c-style code shortcuts that make your code completely unreadable

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I am devastated to report that the mathematical definitions which lead to the deranged result that the empty set is both open and closed are now starting to imply beautiful theorems

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@wallhackio matryoshka programming language

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templates are fucking Turing complete lmaooo

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Them: You better not be coming in here with that bull shit

Me, coming in there with that bull shit:

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I'm sure there was a better way but I could not find it

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Imagine parsing an XML file contained in a zip file into a string and using regex to modify the XML and the writing over the previous archived XML file with said string to modify an existing XML file

I understand being upset about hiking videogame prices but if you account for inflation the cost of videogames has been more or less constant since the 1990's

Dunkey of all people has a really good video about this

Joseph Anderson finally uploaded a Witcher 3 review and it was on April Fools Day lmaoooooooooooo

Anyone want to summarize the Nintendo Direct for me

What an excellent day to have lost my raincoat

i am going to eat chili for dinner tonight. you may interpret this in whichever way you wish

can anyone with a degree in Gender explain to me why chili is masculine but sushi is feminine

"what is the difference between an interface and an abstract class in Java?"

"hold on give me a second" type type type type type

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One of my coworkers who is currently interviewing new candidates for our team is complaining about candidates who use chatgpt on a second monitor during interviews

I hate when I go to the bottle return and the floor is sticky and it makes my shoes sticky and then whenever I walk anywhere I make the same sound effect SpongeBob makes when he walks

Oh neat Shinichiro Watanabe's next anime airs on Toonami next week

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