This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

I am normal and can be trusted with the number "4"

.....shbeepy........

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what if i ate food?

I FORGOT TO TAKE THE RED KEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ​

@vaporeon_ whay do you think?

Eminem and Kid Rock released a Christian rap song two days ago