Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

go lions RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I had tabasco sauce with a side of rice and beans for dinner ​​

save us, raiders, save us!!!

The narration in the theatrical cut of Blade Runner is so bad that it is actually funny

I have like two followers who might understand this post but I poked someone's shield with zero suit samus's paralyzer on purpose in ssbu the other day

I'm sorry but it seems clear that the intent is that Deckard is a replicant.

I forgot to put "I Saw the TV Glow" in my great movies list ​

anyone else up hoohooing their haahaa

Apparently this week is the first time all 4 cat teams in the NFL face each other in the same week