Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

can you fucking believe. it

every time a jackdaw post reaches my timeline it hits me like a flashbang

wow that compression is FUCKED

pretty sure arthur morgan just chooses to fall off the horse sometimes

i haven't seen batman begins in years but i remember it being Fine

my toxic trait is that i used to really like attack on titan

maybe the reason ocarina of time was the greatest game of all time was because it had a fishing minigame

i cant believe this is not a shitpost