Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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Have a rare photo of Kyrie (she doesn't like having my phone focused on her) and a fresh photo of Mr Mittens from about 2 minutes ago
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@redboy I don't know what I did wrong but my pages don't link up correctly
man i am soooo sleepy. if only there were some sort of solution to my problem
NEW ERRANT SIGNAL!!
i beat journey of the prairie king hard mode the other day
long ass day
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"oh no i have so many things I need to get done, if only i had the ability to be in two places at once"
the cetacean loaf: 
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@wallhackio Sure, clod
He's called Sherlock Holmes in reference to the legendary sleuth known as "sherclod"
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my toxic trait is that i play journey of the prairie king with my screen zoomed all the way out
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Just made 90 cookies 😋
hey @coriander did you ever play cod zombies
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
