Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

Are people who like frogs scalies?

one of the cool things about being an adult is that i can want some pickled onions and then just go and make some

if your blog doesnt load 20 megabytes of javascript for each page then what are you even doing

well you see, you need a reactive responsive state management bootstrap docker build pipeline linter formatter unit integration end-to-end testing doc generating transpiler bundler hydration SSR web framework for your blog. its best practice

the AI ignored my request btw and tried to solve it itself. it only sent me to a person the second time i asked

the AI assistant at my bank plays keyboard sound effects after you say anything before she responds to your question

AI: "How can I help you today?"

Me: "I would like to speak to a human being."

AI: [keyboard sfx] "Okay, great. I will transfer you to one of our operators."

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TIL Bruno Mars is not black

​​ ⬅️ ate too many snacks

car fixed!!! 🔍 ​

windy as hell today

I want to go back to school

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