Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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Broadcast booth please keep cutting to smiling latinas in the crowd
VENEZUELA WINS THE WBC ON A 100 MPH PITCH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Have you heard of the Mastodon #MovieClub?
If a certain east coast gas station chain moved to the west coast, then you could go to the Walla Walla Wawa in WA
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while you were watching the World Baseball Classic and rooting for your favorite team, I instead was rooting for the pitches to exceed 100mph. we are not the same
I love making a mirepoix. Not just because it is tasty, but because knowing what a mirepoix is makes me feel like a chef
I am delighted by the Jack Harlow slander on my yt feed the past 24 hours
There's A Slug! In My Lettuce
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like my toots or else 
On the topic of the "don't favorite toots" discourse, I would like to point out that receiving favorites makes my brain happy. Therefore, instead of not favoriting posts, everyone should favorite my posts.
I'm a bit late but Ninajirachi's I Love My Computer is wonderful and also I definitely didn't misread the name as Ninjarachi for days on end
Oops this box of candy was 11 servings apparently
A family of 6 just entered the same elevator as me and now my social battery for the day has been drained
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Wow, I trimmed my beard this morning and, I think this is real hurtful, Tilly didn't say one thing!
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Sentient fried chicken living in my home
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She wants to be taken seriously —- but look at her toes.
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h Olive is in the couch right now and is too busy to respond at the moment
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
