Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
722 lines of bash later, the (beta) infrastructure for my blog is finally complete
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Princess Grace's Federated Posting Concepts contains horses known to the state of Californeigha to cause love to win.
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#TerraTheDog earlier in the day. She's been cozy most of the day.
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computer touching
oh no scope in bash is FUCKED
they should give me 80k/year with benefits to teach college level physics
now that im a few hundred lines deep in my bash scripts it is clear to me that i am in too complex a task for bash to be enjoyable but fuck it we ball
here on glitchcat you WILL see my youtube tracking parameters and you WILL like it!!!
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“keep piling the blankets, foolish human! it only makes my throne taller!!”
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plantains are MUCH better when ripe
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Rio: No, I wasn’t just chewing on this tasty purple cable. Why are you looking at me?
i thought i was learning bash scripting but what im really learning is regex
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re: Do not run this on your computer
@wallhackio @vaporeon_ @aescling who up forking they bomb
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the devil on my shoulder tells me to keep working on code while the angel is reminding me to drink water
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this year for lent I'm giving up unemployment
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
