Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users

me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

i am software egineer

@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

I won in 3 attempts with The Ironclad, 6 attempts with The Silent, and 3 attempts with The Defect so I guess I am just extremely bad at The Watcher

it took me 106 attempts with The Watcher to do this ​ ​ ​ ​ ​

this was the winning run

GAMING

do any of my art moots have any human proportion cheat sheets

do you swallow your chewing gum when you're done with it

very curious what the (1) thing clodsires can be wrong about is