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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)

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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

There needs to be a term like computer toucher for someone like me who is allergic to computer hardware

hi @Lucy can you unfriend me on steam? you beat some of my times in neon white :(

"competitive melee is comprised of approximately 70% lesbians. Now, is this true? No, but it is important"

Me to Caleb: Fuck u, go die
Caleb: lol yeah

Me in the general vicinity of Caleb: I like Iron Maiden
Caleb: reported for having an opinion

i had some tylenol and ate some food and had a small amount of caffeine and now i feel much better

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I got yesterday's purple category in connections as my first guess and that may have been my peak as a human

Sorry y'all I was watching TV with my parents and then fell asleep on the couch but THE GOBLIN IS HOME

complaining 

thinking about the time that my mom said she wanted to join twitter because elon was there

so then me, my younger sister, and me were like "no you absolutely should not do that, thats a terrible idea" and then she was like "well that justs makes me want to join it more"

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THE BILLS AND EAGLES LOST TODAY

playing jackbox every day for the rest of my life would fix me

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im glad the lions won but what the actual fuck is that offensive line

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