Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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Imagine not having farm fresh cherries in your house
I just learned about the short story "The Great Automatic Grammatizator", written in 1954, and it is eerily prescient story about machines that produce writing:
https://gwern.net/doc/fiction/science-fiction/1953-dahl-thegreatautomaticgrammatizator.pdf
hello friends, i am making rock bands in civilization 6 and would like suggestions for funny band names
I only just realized that "biopic" is not pronounced like "bye-opic"
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Who is Felicia Day
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trans woman who is only romantically/sexually/etc involved with men
(please be civil in replies this is not a subtoot to pwn someone i am in an argument with this is genuine inquiry on the perspective of my mutuals)
trans woman who is only romantically/sexually/etc involved with men
(please be civil in replies this is not a subtoot to pwn someone i am in an argument with this is genuine inquiry on the perspective of my mutuals)
going left to right, starting from IWNW: a canal from the ocean to a lake, another canal from the lake to a city center, PANAMA CANAL CONNECTING A CITY CENTER TO A NATURAL WONDER, and a final canal connecting the natural wonder to a city center BACK TO THE OCEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
one of my favorite things about civ 6 is that panama canal is a badass world wonder that also fucking sucks, and i build it in every single game i play
It seems he also wanted food, but not wet food. Only dry food
I just remembered the wacky thing I would do to simulate dice rolls when playing the combat system my friend group made up in middle school
Miko is doing that thing that cats do where they make it clear they want something but it is impossible to understand what it is they want
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
