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it seems i will never beat the horrible taste in pokemon allegations

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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.

god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else

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i have passed qualifying exam for a physics phd and that was still easier than beating the new york times mini crossword faster than my younger sister

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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other

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The only thing my mom told me that has remained true as I became an adult is that Jerry Seinfeld is not a good actor

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one of my favorite things about being an adult is that i can buy caffeine-free diet coke and then drink two of them

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my toxic trait is that I love those c-style code shortcuts that make your code completely unreadable

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I am devastated to report that the mathematical definitions which lead to the deranged result that the empty set is both open and closed are now starting to imply beautiful theorems

I am hungry. I could really go for a big ass bowl of spaghetti right now

I just watched the big-ass bowl of spaghetti speech and wow it is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Iconic. Transcendent. Fucking goddamn hilarious.

Thank you all for bringing this to my attention

currently getting my ass kicked by the nyt friday crossword

anyone want a cat-family themed crossword i made? it is of medium (maybe hard) difficulty

anyone wanna see a beautiful anime woman

What was "Cell Wall Lysis and the Release of Peptides in Bacillus Species" trying to communicate scientifically?

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mawile

just found the greatest youtube comment of all time

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Caleb really out here trying to convince people that every Pokemon is a whale

my toxic trait is that i probably think Your Beloved Pokemon is ugly

discussion of severance season 1, it probably counts as spoilers (not sure) 

I don't really care what the mystery of lumen is. the real horror of severance is how the workers in lumen are treated.

my hope is that all the crazy shit, the goats, the distrust sewn between different departments, the break room, all of it is is in service of something really innocuous. like company just makes bubblegum cards or something

genres which accurately describe severance:

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maybe moby dick is hailed as the great american novel because it is Very Racist

does anybody have an account for the oxford english dictionary online

“Every revolution was first a thought in one man's mind”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson

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