Bumby the Loaf @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
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food poll for Mastodon to argue over
If you fold a pizza slice does that make it sandwich
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time to find out if @aescling and I are normal and can be trusted with 90 costco hot dogs
I am normal and can be trusted to be able to buy a reasonable number of groceries from costco
I only trust your coding tutorial if there is no commentary and the only sound is a royalty free electronic music track
costco is such a good store for when you want way too much of something that you didn't need but it's at a really good price
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really don't want to go the DMV today
the nyt crossword was absolutely insane for a tuesday
my toxic trait is that I don't skim the fat off my stew
⬅️ full of stew
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h he's using the light rn. He's content probably.
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i want to fly to istanbul to meet the locals.
the locals: 
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Yukon was sitting peacefully on the blankets and then Bumble started burrowing underneath them and pushing him around and he was just like "what da hell"
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
