Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
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This is a thread of posts I would pin to my profile if they weren't written by other users
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
Today I learned that 1111111111111111111 is a prime number
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DDG search by Puck
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they just approved a deferment on my student loans 
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Fleetwood Mac
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Fleetwood Mac
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wolfie is all tuckered out from all her illegal voting today (cats can’t vote)
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food spins in the microwave because it relies on the same fundamental science that powers magical girl transformations.
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i have no balls yet i must cream
old clod yells at clouds
adam ragusea makes great videos but his voice is very annoying to me for some reason
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Two clans, both alike in dignity
One who thinks about Drop It Like It's Hot when they hear Gourmet Race
One who goes ONE! TWO! OATMEAL! when they hear Gourmet Race
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
