Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
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me coming to report you for offensive content (the toot was completely innocuous)
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i am software egineer
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@coriander my superpower in education was that i tested very well.
god made sure i never experienced test anxiety, but at the cost making sure i had anxiety in absolutely everything else
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
wow i just spelled verisimilitudinous correctly on first try go me
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man i am sure am hungry, if only i had homemade bread that i made myself and in season tomatoes from a local farm and kewpie mayonnaise and bacon and some lettuce...
@coriander actually if you are on this web site in any capacity then you should watch Bound
by the way @coriander if you like women so much then you should watch the Wachowski's Bound, trust me
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transmasc plural system cofronting while reading ragebait, call that 12 angry men
im pretty sure that if anyone could name every woman, coriander could
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@wallhackio Clodsire, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVrt8M1N_LU (it's a Pokémon animation, many Clodsires)
the lady who played the girl in the twilight movies
here ya my step-by-step guide to becomimg a Fedi Computer Toucher:
1) spend at least two weeks writing your own static site generator
2) make a blog post with the site generator explaining how you made it
3) never write another blog post ever again
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can a @vaporeon_ listen to a song in English if it's a rapper talking about his cat
red beans and rice
stardew valley winter music
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
