@ElopsineFlotsam@blorbo.social @xieliansbignaturals oh wow thats gutsy! i think if i was an employee there i’d be too boggled to even try to stop him haha

i’m also reminded of the lobster truck car chase that happened in boston a few years back: https://web.archive.org/web/20191218231708/https://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/2019/12/18/charlestown-lobster-truck-heist/ pretty clearly a crime of impulse more than a well thought out plan but like, apparently a truckfull of lobster is worth like 30k which is a pretty nice haul!