Her Highness alyssa @alyssa@cat.family

intro post!

i'm alyssa, lyssa, alice, etc. (among other names, iykyk). you may refer to me with she/her or they/them or my secret pronouns (if you know them).

i am a fairy princess, and also a cow. you are encouraged to refer to me with appropriately respectful styles such as "Your Highness" if you'd like.

i speak english and spanish and eventually more languages.

i like lesbian literature and yuri manga. i like some video games (mostly pokémon lately). lately my wife and i watch a lot of movies. i read a lot about history and language and other things.

i post about my life and my wife and our cat and things i read and random thoughts; but not super often usually.

if we're friends at all, know that i genuinely love to hear your thoughts.

masto still doesn't have asks right?

me when Brighid is talking

púcaposting is my new subject marker/tag for sapposting about @Breakfast

relatedly i’m gay

one of the nice things about plural friends and loved ones is that sometimes one system tells you something and you can be like "women say [whatever] about me" or "girls will [do something]" about it (note: highly variable based on details of the system in question)

briar's sooooo romantic -sighs dreamily-

the hipster in me wishes i could truthfully say im not really into music

and this is the luckiest you can be

sometimes girls know a lot about stuff and will tell you about that stuff and you can be all waow about it.

remember "alyaunte"?? words when they're archaic and spelling isn't standardised

the i'm going to get a good grade in meme but for rhythm games, where it is actually in fact a normal and possible thing to get a good grade in

and i'm getting a bad one

fun lyssa fact: i'm kinda bad at video games