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intro post!

i'm alyssa, lyssa, alice, etc. (among other names, iykyk). you may refer to me with she/her or they/them or my secret pronouns (if you know them).

i am a fairy princess, and also a cow. you are encouraged to refer to me with appropriately respectful styles such as "Your Highness" if you'd like.

i speak english and spanish and eventually more languages.

i like lesbian literature and yuri manga. i like some video games (mostly pokémon lately). lately my wife and i watch a lot of movies. i read a lot about history and language and other things.

i post about my life and my wife and our cat and things i read and random thoughts; but not super often usually.

if we're friends at all, know that i genuinely love to hear your thoughts.

sometimes i see stuff talking about Leaf as in the pokémon player character and am like "whoa they're talking about my friend @hoja " for a minute

i wanna ferment grass in my foregut and then chew the cud 🐄

like yesterday i changed discord pfp to match here so people can connect them better, but now i might change this one to gyuuki (throwback) to make this account more cow

@holly and i are perhaps too agreeable. we almost got through a the quiet year game without taking any contempt tokens

viviposting, wifeposting 

@alyssa i think every kitten should understand the basic principles of simple harmonic oscillators and how they relate to a mouse-shaped toy swinging from a stick

viviposting, wifeposting 

@sigmaleph is giving vivi a physics lesson to distract her and free me so i could leave the bed.

you could analyze this instead as illeism, but princess prefers to think about it as an unconventional first-person pronoun. when princess refers to myself as "the princess", that's illeism tho

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i've started using princess as a first person pronoun sometimes now

about me: i don't know how to spell the full name of the twitter imitator that twitter guy made

i should go forage for some bunny photos to send my bunny gf

me whenever kiryuu touga says anything: i hate him so much

@holly can confirm

sometimes you say something and realize you could have trivially made it funnier. but the moment has passed

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