Her Cowness alyssa @alyssa@cat.family

intro post!

i'm alyssa, lyssa, alice, etc. (among other names, iykyk). you may refer to me with she/her or they/them or my secret pronouns (if you know them).

i am a fairy princess, and also a cow. you are encouraged to refer to me with appropriately respectful styles such as "Your Highness" if you'd like.

i speak english and spanish and eventually more languages.

i like lesbian literature and yuri manga. i like some video games (mostly pokémon lately). lately my wife and i watch a lot of movies. i read a lot about history and language and other things.

i post about my life and my wife and our cat and things i read and random thoughts; but not super often usually.

if we're friends at all, know that i genuinely love to hear your thoughts.

for example, some of these are apparently from an era when british television ads didn't bother to include any contact information for the things they were advertising. just like, the name of the company. you should just find it yourself apparently.

one of the consequences of watching a lot of old 15 to 1 episodes on youtube is that i'm seeing a lot of decades old british television commercials.

which is kinda fun relatively speaking because like they're so old as to be completely irrelevant to nowadays, and also very different stylistically from like modern ads.

hemmoooo fedifriends

if you’re lesbian married you can refer to yourself as your wife-in-law and confuse everyone

@wallhackio i am now gonna read it myself soon tho (in portuguese translation)

it's moo cow accownt

i don't even go there (undertale or whatever). apparently i'm kind and patient but am otherwise bereft of virtue (according to undertale or whatever).

@saraphim does have me beat on universal love in the "readiness to express that love to individuals" subcategory.

must level up my mohism further to keep up.

like yesterday i changed discord pfp to match here so people can connect them better, but now i might change this one to gyuuki (throwback) to make this account more cow

@holly and i are perhaps too agreeable. we almost got through a the quiet year game without taking any contempt tokens