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eventually i may do a more proper intro post, but as a placeholder for now:

hi, i’m alyssa, or lyssa, or alice. or a bunch of other names if you know me well.

i don’t know yet what i’ll about yet, but possibly my daily life, or things i read or watch, or write.

to be clear it is also perfectly reasonable for people from spain to write los simuladores fics in their native dialect. it just has the potential to be really funny also.

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explaining the joke, sex mention 

"coger" in spain means like "to take", "to grab"
in argentina it means "to fuck"

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now i'm imagining someone from spain writing a los simuladores fanfic and using the word "coger" in a very non-argentinian way.

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presumably people from other anglophone countries frequently have this problem with usamerican authors of fic for media set in their countries

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having to remind myself that a british writer writing a fic set in the US in their native dialect is every bit as reasonable as it would be for someone to write such a fic in, say, spanish

relatedly; do you know what the words mean?

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have you encountered the words septentrional or meridional in english?

apparently basically every dynasty in chinese history starts out their reign with an agrarian reform

alyssa boosted

ttrpgposting, invitation 

I have a sort of drop-in game that I try to offer to run on a weekly basis. It's largely a dungeon-crawling game, venturing into dangerous places, stealing treasure, meeting strange people, sometimes fighting the strange people. This week it'll be tonight at the time this link should display sharetime.zone/America/Buenos_ . It'll go for about 2 hours after that.

It's over discord voice chat. The game system is Dark Dungeons, which is kind of a take on old versions of D&D, but it's easy to pick up without prior familiarity.

If you're interested in playing tonight, lemme know on here and I'll get you the server invite. also i guess if you'd like to be informed about future occasions, let me know that too hehe

ttrpgposting, invitation 

I have a sort of drop-in game that I try to offer to run on a weekly basis. It's largely a dungeon-crawling game, venturing into dangerous places, stealing treasure, meeting strange people, sometimes fighting the strange people. This week it'll be tonight at the time this link should display sharetime.zone/America/Buenos_ . It'll go for about 2 hours after that.

It's over discord voice chat. The game system is Dark Dungeons, which is kind of a take on old versions of D&D, but it's easy to pick up without prior familiarity.

If you're interested in playing tonight, lemme know on here and I'll get you the server invite. also i guess if you'd like to be informed about future occasions, let me know that too hehe

viviposting 

it's fun how cats drink very noisily.

'cause when vivi is drinking from her water cup, i can hear it from bed and be like "aww, she's hydrating"·

at one point my wife showed me a post that was about how people with cats are always like "come look at the cat, it's urgent, they look exactly the same as usual so you have to come look"

and.... entirely true.

ttrpgposting 

i told sofi about the rule in ¡MAPACHES! where basically no prank or anything a raccoon does to another member of their band can cause them damage, and zie is coming up with hilarious and absurd hypotheticals to test the limits of this rule

my favorite is: you're all on top of a really tall building and your buddy is about to fall off, and you can't save them, but you can push them. If you push them off the edge, does they mean they aren't hurt by the fall?

vivi is watching mastermind on the tv so attentively

en los crucigramas en castellano se pueden sacar más pistas de la flexión que en los en inglés

poképosting 

my wife called me on my having named my sewaddle Arachne when the sewaddle line sews, they don't weave.

for example: we hung it up to dry, and then when we gave it back to her, she immediately dropped it in her water cup. then did it at least two more times in like three minutes

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i think we now have convincing evidence that vivi prefers for her toy rat to be moist

cats are kinda like self portable heaters. that self port only when they want to

in contrast, I Really Like You is basically the same song

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