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intro post!

i'm alyssa, lyssa, alice, etc. (among other names, iykyk). you may refer to me with she/her or they/them or my secret pronouns (if you know them).

i am a fairy princess, and also a cow. you are encouraged to refer to me with appropriately respectful styles such as "Your Highness" if you'd like.

i speak english and spanish and eventually more languages.

i like lesbian literature and yuri manga. i like some video games (mostly pokémon lately). lately my wife and i watch a lot of movies. i read a lot about history and language and other things.

i post about my life and my wife and our cat and things i read and random thoughts; but not super often usually.

if we're friends at all, know that i genuinely love to hear your thoughts.

recent ish friend said i’m a really good friend! :>

impressed with this lady putting on mascara while the bus is in motion.

food 

people should move to argentina just for locro

i forgot i have a permanent masto tab rn and opened a new one in a new window to post that last post. silly me

food 

avocados are so perishable.... it's scary

princessposting 

i’m going to have to grow as a princess now. i’ve got responsibilities! i have one (or several depending on how you count) whole subject!

good morning. today i have a busy day of learning mahjong and graverobbing. fictional graverobbing. real mahjong.

i'm so cool sometimes women follow me on one SNS because of how cool i am on another SNS. i assume.

strange magic posting 

today i concluded that if the fairyfairies associated to the sugarplum fairy are called the plumettes, then ones associated with Marianne are the marionettes

can't believe i had the bad luck to turn to stone while the girls who requested i do so are probably asleep. terrible timing

apparently "i'm (so) normal about" has now entered my vocabulary. i partially blame some of you

poképosting 

my wife has reminded me that Diantha is a pokémon trainer and yk champion of the league as, like, a hobby in her free time when she's not doing her actual job of being a famous actress

what a flex

in this movie the only country in latin america with a state oil company is brazil and venezuela is friendly to the US??? what is going on???

i can’t believe i have been betrayed like this by my dear friend @aescling

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