æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

@compufox f4f (feral fur feral)

screenshotting so i can pin to purrofile

In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

@manifold my transition goals are now to smell like wet cat nose

screming at life like i’m demanding pets from my owner

@quasihaiku the wolf moon is a lesbian

returning to my owner with the results of my hunt (links to cat pictures)

@wallhackio

the eeveelution learning real analysis is skilled at espelon-delta purroofs

absol’s a good bean and just wants to purrotect people but i 100% believe it’s not above going “fuck off” if pissed off

which is purrobably how they learned mega absol converts mega energy into intimidating aura that can make people faint from shock on sight

some alolan pokémon researcher saw that creacher and was just like

🫵🫵🫵 POSER

i’m very amused that the moon pokédex madre a point is saying “yeah mega’s absol’s wings are fake, that bitch cannot fly”

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loaf of autismo, a.k.a., autisloaf

“vapour-power” —Karl “totally not secretly a Vaporeon” Marx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V08RzyPWurE

girls who are bisexual lesbians

https://blacksky.community/profile/did:plc:kmr7kfzzcfwni3fevosywpna/post/3mk2lnfixys24 yeah

https://e926.net/posts/4885550

https://e926.net/posts/4914048

also, mornyawn . @clock, do your thing