æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

@compufox f4f (feral fur feral)

screenshotting so i can pin to purrofile

In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

@manifold my transition goals are now to smell like wet cat nose

screming at life like i’m demanding pets from my owner

@quasihaiku the wolf moon is a lesbian

returning to my owner with the results of my hunt (links to cat pictures)

buying a clodsire a big keyboard to type on but it just bumbles on the board and rests on the keys like a cat

how does bumby type anything on the computer? with those pawbs

when you view source and the webpage is all divs and spans

sent 23.45K bytes  received 13.50K bytes  73.89K bytes/sec
total size is 30.92M  speedup is 836.84

how did i ever live without rsync(1)

but yeah

let me be frank!
don’t start beef with the Frank
who hangs with B. Franks
giving ladies beef franks!

was a great find

one of my favorite lyrical bits from ERB has the fascinating quality of simultaneously being very disappointing because the verse it is the ending of ends four lines too soon

i considered saying “fuck you (complimentary)” to [their] face but i have no idea who they are so idk if it would land

fuck this poster in purrticular (affectionate) https://smores.town/@touk/116460032445220742

mornyawn, and also, hey @clock

no you cannot

hilariously, this would make it pawsible to write some execline scripts as a shebang. granted you can already do that with -c i guess. you can purrobably write small shell scripts in the shebang too then, huh

i know env(1) lets you work around this but it would be nice to not have to

one bit of legacy unix-like behavior i wouldn’t mind seeing changed would be to just allow multiple arguments in the shebang