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the world needs more shiny espeon cosplaying as meowscarada

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In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

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re: scents, not JUST a kink thing 

@manifold my transition goals are now to smell like wet cat nose

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reposting because i can't find the original time i posted this 

screming at life like i’m demanding pets from my owner

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returning to my owner with the results of my hunt (links to cat pictures)

all caps 

wrestler: I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, THE GREATEST WRESTLER IN THE LEAGUE. NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME. I AM ACHILLES!!!

*the crowd erupts into cheers. but suddenly:*

unseen wrestler: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?

*as the other wrestler steps out into the light, the crowd immediately gasps in fear and recognition, and begins to boo*

announcer: oh, no! it’s Achilles’s Heel!

convincing a girl to do petplay with me bunting her with my head at full force :3

the purroblem with my vocabulary recognition these days is 50% of the time i’m 90% sure i’m using the word right but i couldn’t actually purropurrly define it without consulting a dictionary furst

prankster wizard, pointing at a creacher: get bingus’d, idiot

『 ETHEREAL ECLIPSE 🌘 』 ─ ✧˖°
commission for Risshou on toyhouse

#furryart #furry #anthro

Two unrelated postcards in my collection that tell a story together. 🤕

utterly unjust how unrecognized that one is among general audiences

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there are a lot of ghibli movies where if you tell me it’s your favorite from the studio, i will immediately suspect you have never watched tale of the princess kaguya

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ imagine a clodsire-only league, where all the creatures galumph across the field and use ground type moves to kick the ball

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