æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

@compufox f4f (feral fur feral)

screenshotting so i can pin to purrofile

In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

@manifold my transition goals are now to smell like wet cat nose

screming at life like i’m demanding pets from my owner

@quasihaiku the wolf moon is a lesbian

returning to my owner with the results of my hunt (links to cat pictures)

look at them. just sitting there

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that was apparently revealed somewhere in https://www.youtube.com/live/AN9TUacJJys bur i’m not currently willing to bother to find where in that interview this was said because it’s an hour long

a fascinating and mostly harmless bit of misinfurmation is that sonic 1 had purroduct placement from olive garden. this is actually just not true. the scriptwriter just thought the olive garden jokes were funny

The Sea Purrogramming Language, Second Edition, by Brian Water Kernighan and Dennis Mermaid Ritchie

what pokémon would blaze the cat be a trainer fur

mornyawn btw . also @clock, what time is it

girls who are veevees

one off ​ https://eattherich.club/@pom/116536010532219644

horrible time to be a linux syscatmin rn my god

the furst time i heard code monkey was in this goddamn year

why do they call it black coffee when it looks reddish in my chemex

​ love this creature, the ε

mornyawn, and also, hey @clock

autismoon

⬆️ moon autismoid