æʃliŋ, medical grab-bag @aescling@cat.family
- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
Joined Sep 2021
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@compufox f4f (feral fur feral)
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the world needs more shiny espeon cosplaying as meowscarada
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In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.
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re: scents, not JUST a kink thing
@manifold my transition goals are now to smell like wet cat nose
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reposting because i can't find the original time i posted this
screming at life like i’m demanding pets from my owner
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@quasihaiku the wolf moon is a lesbian
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returning to my owner with the results of my hunt (links to cat pictures)
i did not solve the mystery but i was close
do YOU think he would have solved that mystery?
sherclod would be a much better detective in certain circumstances if he had me around to help. just saying
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@aescling tail… never fail….
🫵 might just be the funniest emoji
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if you are ever thinking about doing a “vibe coding,” you should just ask me to come walk across your keyboard instead. it’s quicker, cheaper, and more energy efficient 
i won’t write code that works. but the llm might not do that either
*purrloin noises*
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ny’all, including you,
æʃliŋ, medical grab-bag
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Picnic for garbage babies. 💕 Photo from my collection, no date/info.
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Jortage expense report (March 2026)
Storage: 79.07 TiB (+1.00)
Fastly (CDN/storage): $0.00 (±$0.00)
OVH (hosting): $94.27 (±$0.00)
Backblaze (backups): $23.91 (-$2.76)
Subtotal: $118.18 (-$2.76)
Contributions: $448.34 (±$0.00)
Total (out of pocket): $0.00 (±$0.00) <3
Thank you all for keeping Jortage and us afloat, as we provide fast & cheap media hosting for 100 fedi instances!
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Jortage expense report (February 2026)
Storage: 78.07 TiB (+0.77)
Fastly (CDN/storage): $0.00 (±$0.00)
OVH (hosting): $94.27 (±$0.00)
Backblaze (backups): $26.67 (+$0.75)
Subtotal: $120.94 (+$0.75)
Contributions: $448.34 (±$0.00)
Total (out of pocket): $0.00 (±$0.00) <3
Thank you all for keeping Jortage and us afloat, as we provide fast & cheap media hosting for 100 fedi instances!
it’s about time i actually started monitoring my shit
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if @wallhackio thought deploying GotoSocial was a horrible experience, i’m glad he didn’t even try deploying Mastodon lmao
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hey @bumby, how does it feel to be Silenced uwu
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my most cop behavior of all time was to immediatly put @wallhackio’s new self-hosted instance in jail. if you consult his account and our miscellanious items of official instance pawlicy, you will understand...
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- website
- https://æscling.cat.family
- neopronouns
- æ / ær / æi / æin / æinselves
- https://misskey-hub.net/ns#isCat
- true
- pawprint
- openpgp4fpr:104798A74A3F3CEA9B29B369B34C7264BB895704
- header
- miss bird and miss cat, by mira ongchua
Owner
it’s pronounced “ashling”. canonically a black housecat or any of the grass cat pokémon, but currently experiencing daily TFs. Commewnist. she/it. i automatically change my pfp on the furst post of the day
GlitchCat syscatmin and meowstodev; @ me about techincal problems with the instance, or fur feature requests. i got a job due to some extent to my work on this instance
i have very strong opinions about the sonic furanchise. pokémon has me in a chokehold when it comes to merchandise
available via email with the same username and domain. DM/email for other purrotocols
workplace policy is to clarify that all of my opinions expressed here are my own, and not those of my employer
“all this shit is still incomprehensible but im glad u accomplished something” ―@wallhackio
Joined Sep 2021
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