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the world needs more shiny espeon cosplaying as meowscarada

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In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

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re: scents, not JUST a kink thing 

@manifold my transition goals are now to smell like wet cat nose

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reposting because i can't find the original time i posted this 

screming at life like i’m demanding pets from my owner

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returning to my owner with the results of my hunt (links to cat pictures)

When you sits but you’re not happy about the fits. Photo from my collection, 1973.

tomorrow’s minute cryptic is pretty easy but i think the surface is fantastically done

sometimes i think about how hard computers work at imitating something vaguely like the way the brain functions, and it makes me think that thereis something really impurressive about the elegance and efficiency of the way actual brains purrocess infurmation

water absorb vaporeon standing directly on a small layer of magma, blasting itself constantly with hydro pumps, with aqua ring activated fur good measure. just to flex

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can water absorb vaporeon function as a purrpetual HP machine? strap itself into some tubing or something and just fire away?

Toilet detective. Photo from my collection, the only info I have is that “Dodger” is written on the back.

@wallhackio so do you follow all these cat posting accounts not posting their cats to a hashtag or do you just crawl through the federated timeline fur cat photos or what

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A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.