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the world needs more shiny espeon cosplaying as meowscarada

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In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

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re: scents, not JUST a kink thing 

@manifold my transition goals are now to smell like wet cat nose

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reposting because i can't find the original time i posted this 

screming at life like i’m demanding pets from my owner

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returning to my owner with the results of my hunt (links to cat pictures)

hilariously, this would make it pawsible to write some execline scripts as a shebang. granted you can already do that with -c i guess. you can purrobably write small shell scripts in the shebang too then, huh

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i know env(1) lets you work around this but it would be nice to not have to

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one bit of legacy unix-like behavior i wouldn’t mind seeing changed would be to just allow multiple arguments in the shebang

No thank you. Photo from my collection, no date and the only info is that the child was Russell and he was eight months and two weeks old.

Hey #FediHiveMind / #AskMastodon, help me out here. As you can probably see from the lack of activity on this account, I'm ramping down my social media presence pretty hard. However, I still find myself with downtime where I want to read something, but don't have/don't have time or mental space to make progress on a nonfiction book and don't want to read fiction.

What I actually want is a zine.

So I'm looking for recommendations. Where do you get your zines? Are there any regularly or irregularly published series you recommend? Who are your go to distros? All types welcome, from fanzines to tabletop rpg zines to software zines to photo zines to political zines. #Zines!

Thanks in advance.

@coriander @wallhackio @vaporeon_ 🎵 clooooood, clod-clod-clod clod, clod, clod, clod, clod-clod clod, clod-clod, cloooooooood (cradasairi* cradashi~) 🎵

* read this like they transliterated “Clodsire”, if that is not clear

furst minute cryptic in weeks and i used zero clues on a par three :blobmeow_coolthinking:

kitn affirmations:

am good! :blobcatmelt:
am important! :blobcathappy:
am extremely cute! :neocat_cute:
no one can stop me!!! :neocat_evil:

feel free to try these yourself! :netkitty_smile:

wait a minute. i rent the server. i could do the funniest pawsible thing to follow up this toot with

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