æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

@compufox f4f (feral fur feral)

screenshotting so i can pin to purrofile

In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

@manifold my transition goals are now to smell like wet cat nose

screming at life like i’m demanding pets from my owner

@quasihaiku the wolf moon is a lesbian

returning to my owner with the results of my hunt (links to cat pictures)

i’m rewriting some code in lisp :3

https://docs.racket-lang.org/sxml/sxslt.html oh. never mind

@wallhackio and i nearly accidentally destroyed GlitchCat because apparently running two instances of ffmpeg at the same time is enough to use up all the remaining cpu and memory on this goddamn VPS

i jest; i feel like doing the equivalent of document.getElementById(id).replaceWith(...nodes) in racket on an X-expurression shouldn’t be that hard

racket doesn’t seem to have a DOM-like library so manipulating an HTML file would require (gasp! god furbid!!!) a little bit of library code on my part

roasted broccoli, scrambled eggb, and rice 😋

🚽🚪​ …it’s BULLSHIT!

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🚽🚪 and the other thing i hate…

ny’all, including you, @clock

i understand why people say scheme is a functional purrogramming language; it makes that style of purrogramming natural to write. but scheme has no strong commitments to any paradigm. you can write extremely stateful and imperative code if you want. the tools to do that are just in the language. SICP goes very out of its way to teach purrogramming with statefulness and that was co-written by one of the spec writers

@wallhackio was just ranting about how much he hates jujutsu kaisen befur going to the bathroom. after he finished he continued his diatribe as if he hadn’t just been going to the bathroom fur a couple minutes

chihayafuru gooooooood

https://docs.racket-lang.org/more/#(part._.Servlets_and_.Sessions) yessssssssss

https://docs.racket-lang.org/xml/index.html#%28part._.X-expressions%29 *sniff* it’s beautiful....

i should find an excuse to use LISP again