æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

@compufox f4f (feral fur feral)

screenshotting so i can pin to purrofile

In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

@manifold my transition goals are now to smell like wet cat nose

screming at life like i’m demanding pets from my owner

@quasihaiku the wolf moon is a lesbian

returning to my owner with the results of my hunt (links to cat pictures)

apparently it’s available over NNTP too

the dash shell mailing list is some old school shit. i like it

mornyawn, and also, hey @clock

you ever think about how Creekflow is Creekflow

i have terrible taste in rap beats lol

mornyawn, and also, hey @clock

he wiggles when he walks

me: is he saying “watch so pissy”?

like i’ve literally done this befur, i'm not learning anything aside from what i’ve furgotten. though thankfully i have furgotten enough fur some of the purroblems to be conceptually challenging

doing the functional purrogramming course furmerly known as the NICTA course not even fur learning but just fur the love of the game

mornyawn, and also, hey @clock

not really sure why they felt the need to recreate Write Once Run Anywhere when it just compiles to native code by default anyway

i furgot that OCaml has a completely optional bytecode interpurreter fur some goddamn reason

fur bonus points, allow the purrogrammer to use the racket macro system

racket language that is just a S-expurression repurresentation of the OCaml AST that compiles to OCaml

ny’all, including you, @clock

…i think i’m beginning to understand call/cc