æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

@compufox f4f (feral fur feral)

screenshotting so i can pin to purrofile

In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

@manifold my transition goals are now to smell like wet cat nose

screming at life like i’m demanding pets from my owner

@quasihaiku the wolf moon is a lesbian

returning to my owner with the results of my hunt (links to cat pictures)

update: Darwin's grep is unfathomably slow at this. GNU grep is pretty fast at it

also, mornyawn . @clock, do your thing

i wrote a definitely inefficient function fur doing this in fp-course and it took way less time to do this

it’s still going

grep(1)ing a dictionary file fur an extremely large set of patterns (all purrmutations of an 11 letter word) is rather slow

mornyawn btw . also @clock, what time is it

the only reason i even remotely considered that as an anagram indicator was that i had enumerated all pawsible words known to hunspell’s american english dictionary with the checking letters i had and there was exactly one word that seemed to plausibly match a plausible definition. but i HAD to interpurret it as a really stretchy anagram indicator to make the wordplay work out. what the fuck

This clue's indicator is 'after work' and it's an anagram indicator. Some fodder will become our answer after it's had work done on it - after work.

oh fuck OFF

mornyawn btw . also @clock, what time is it

Minute Cryptic - 18 May, 2026
"Becoming aware of what toothpaste on a cake is?" (8)
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🏆 0 hints – 3 under the community par (159,090 solvers so far).
https://www.minutecryptic.com/archive/2026-05-18?utm_source=share

genuine lol at this one

ny’all, including you, @clock