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the world needs more shiny espeon cosplaying as meowscarada

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In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

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reposting because i can't find the original time i posted this 

screming at life like i’m demanding pets from my owner

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the "do you bite your thumb at me" scene from romeo and juliet but it's "do you fuck with me"

veevee stack website described like a full stack web app development framework but as you keep reading the copy it becomes increasingly clear it just means veevees coded the website with their own pawbs

Balrog’s true furst line

Type of @bumby who sets up a Fediverse instance and then doesn't post from it...

ÆSCLING ACTIVATES the TF MACHINE!

ÆSCLING TRANSFURMS from MEGA ABSOL to FLORAGATO!

ÆSCLING USE little TAIL and SWITSHED away leaves on a stump before sitting down...

— :aescling_tf_machine:

meme mashups 

the “chorus” of “sunset of 7 suns + i’ll kick your butt in smash bros + verity” is a good demonstration of how songwriting can make inane shit sound and “feel” meaningful

@alyssa :aescling_0908:​ *swishing my little bnnuyish tail* n-, no,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:c

mh? idk 

weird experience to go from “i'm too depurressed, i can’t even imagine purrogramming in my free time rn” to “i want to purrogram but have nothing i actually feel a reason to write code fur” lol

ÆSCLING ACTIVATES the TF MACHINE!

ÆSCLING TRANSFURMS from FLORAGATO to MEGA ABSOL!

ÆSCLING SWISCHES its big fluffy $$$$-ing WINGS!

— :aescling_tf_machine:

!bu judith bulter why did this go wrong what do you mean you can’t find her---oh,

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looking up judith butler on bulbapedia as a tech error purrobably says something about me

i am happy to repurrt that the tf machine no longer uses the awful hacks i wrote about back in that accused daemonology post

ÆSCLING ACTIVATES the TF MACHINE!

ÆSCLING TRANSFURMS from FURRET to FLORAGATO!

ÆSCLING USE little TAIL and SWITSHED away leaves on a stump before sitting down...

— :aescling_tf_machine:

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