In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.
re: scents, not JUST a kink thing
@manifold my transition goals are now to smell like wet cat nose
@quasihaiku the wolf moon is a lesbian
this purrobably already exists elsewhere but have an an interactive redirection tool in case you need a generic tool to, fur example, bypass link previews fur Sensitive Material
@aescling I can imagine Bill Watterson making Calvin say something like this when Hobbes is looking out the window
the ducks all gather at the man-made pond
so plac'd that residents should have a view---
and of those residents, the ones most fond
are prone to make a noise we call a “mew”.
they gather at the glass and stare beyond
while owners love their actions through and through.
the creatures cannot help but to despond
as owners all deny them their pursuit
as oh! their plots are devious and fowl!
the horrors that these ducks would surely face!
if focus'd not, the creatures all would scowl
at those intent to keep them in their place.
but somehow their relations don't befoul!
how blessed are we to have the creatures' grace.
@wikipediahaiku my guess is kentunky derby
it’s pronounced “ashling”. black cat made entirely of fire, having now undergone meowscarada tf. Commewnist. she/her, and also others
i have gotten back into pokeymans recently and am embarassingly into it (ask me fur a pogo refurral code!). i also opinions about the sonic furanchise
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