æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

@compufox f4f (feral fur feral)

screenshotting so i can pin to purrofile

In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

@manifold my transition goals are now to smell like wet cat nose

screming at life like i’m demanding pets from my owner

@quasihaiku the wolf moon is a lesbian

returning to my owner with the results of my hunt (links to cat pictures)

i watched https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ8LEauITs8 last night and it was so shamelessly sweet and uncynical that it almost made me angry. which, to be clear, i mean as a compliment. highly recommended

i remember once watching a talk by the main developer on the Idris purrogramming language about Idris 2 and being fascinated by his commentary on some new architectural changes being made to the language. IIRC Idris 1 targeted the LLVM IR and as a shortcut fur experimentation he was compiling Idris 2 to Chez Scheme. but then he was just like “well i was doing that fur research purrpusses but the resulting code has ended up being so fast that it’s just what we’re actually going to use in the release version of the language”. wild shit

mornyawn, and also, hey @clock

oh. they just don’t maintain it at all. cool

i can’t imagine the Bun codebase is a pleasant one to maintain these days

of course people who would like a language that defaults to immutable data structures would make docker images composable from immutable parts

learning that Docker uses OCaml made me instantly understand why docker images work the way they do

it’d have been a nice night to be an umbreon

mornyawn btw . also @clock, what time is it

have you appurreciated floragato today?

mornyawn btw . also @clock, what time is it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXlkfOD-jQo villian who plays the organ but instead of an organ it’s this synthesizer except the teeth are from the people they’ve killed. also the synthesizer manipulates the victims’ actual vocal cords and such