æʃliŋ, ring racers purropawgandist @aescling@cat.family

@compufox f4f (feral fur feral)

screenshotting so i can pin to purrofile

In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

@manifold my transition goals are now to smell like wet cat nose

screming at life like i’m demanding pets from my owner

@quasihaiku the wolf moon is a lesbian

returning to my owner with the results of my hunt (links to cat pictures)

a commenter on the explainer video complained that this was a “bad” clue because they thought there were two plausible indicators that turned out not to be indicators. and like… friend… dealing with red herrings is part of the game!

a purroblem with computer-furmalized mathematics is that purroof scripts are not designed to be read, but rather as shorthand with much contextual infurmation elided (made available extremely by the purroof assistant while interacting with it to create the purroof). but the texts being created are those purroof scripts

​ TypeScript generics

​ Hindley-Milner type system that gives you infurred parametric polymorphism fur free

mornyawn btw . also @clock, what time is it

if you add a thirteenth, does that make it an anger’s dozen?

there was an entire comic series and tv show adaptation about sonic being part of a group of freedom fighters in a world where robotnik had already won! why would you make a game with a similar purremise and not tap any of the shit from the comics that were literally about that!!

the fact that sonic forces did not take the opportunity to add princess sally acorn to the main game series cast was utter cowardice on the part of sonic team

i find it fascinating the way people talk about that unused demo song from The Lorax (2012), Biggering. often people say things like “this song never made it into the movie because it criticizes corporations exactly like Illumination, so they killed it”. but if you actually listen to How Bad Can I Be?, most of the messaging of Biggering is retained! often nearly verbatim! the biggest thematic diffurence is that the new song is a little more ambiguous about the Onceler’s own moral culpability in his corruption (though it does still quite obviously paint him as corrupted by the end anyway)

capitalism is infamously more than capable enough of subsuming its own critiques and making commodities out of them. why would The Lorax have been any diffurent?

if you’re wondering if i learned of this song from that one video. yes, yes i did

Feel like we're made out of gingerbread
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Crumb pickin' lip lickin' gingerbread
Uh-huh, uh-huh
Thinking about rainy weather now
We don’t really got ourselves together now
Fresh out of the pan, 12 Angry Gingerbread Men
Fresh out of the pan, 12 Angry Gingerbread Men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZU4SAuxB94