æʃliŋ, loaf of autismo @aescling@cat.family

@compufox f4f (feral fur feral)

screenshotting so i can pin to purrofile

In the beginning the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ created the biscuits and purrs. And its biscuits were without form, and it was a void, and darkness was upon the face of the kitty. And the Spirit of the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ moved away upon facing the waters. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ said, “let me be kitty”. And it was kitty. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ saw that it was kitty, that it was a good kitty: and the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ divided the light away from the darkness of its fur. And the Cᴀᴛғʟᴀᴍᴇ called the light Gay, and the darkness it called also Gay. And the evening and the murring were the first gay.

@manifold my transition goals are now to smell like wet cat nose

screming at life like i’m demanding pets from my owner

@quasihaiku the wolf moon is a lesbian

returning to my owner with the results of my hunt (links to cat pictures)

computer monitors fur macro pokémon… imagine the size of the individual pixels

i was given unlimited authority to remove any section of the orchestra from tonight’s purrfurmance. that’s right. i’m putting the carte blanche befur the horns.

my original idea was some fun and kinda elegant template tag nonsense. but it doesn’t purretty purrint well at all and all the quoting is nasty

building my ecommerce integration befur i have any sex to sell. guess i put the cart befur the whores

oh boy i can’t wait to refactor my codebase fur the second time in the same day

const htmlText = html(
  { lang: "en-X-catspeak" },
  head(
    title("*stares at you*"),
    meta({ charset: "utf-8" }),
    meta({
      content: "width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0",
      name: "viewport",
    }),
    link({ href: "/style.css", rel: "stylesheet" }),
  ),
  body(
    article(
      header(h1(a({ href: "/" }, "example.org"))),
      main(
        h1("*stares at you*"),
        img({
          src: "/img/whatever",
          alt: "whatever",
          title: "whatever",
        }),
        dl(
          dt("description"),
          dd("whatever"),
          dt("artist"),
          dd(a({ href: "https://example.org/" }, "kame_3")),
          dt("source link"),
          dd(
            a({ href: "https://example.org/" }, "https://example.org/"),
            " ",
            a({ href: "https://example.org/" }, "[archived]"),
          ),
        ),
        nav(
          { class: "controls" },
          a({ href: "https://example.org/", class: "button" }, "next"),
          a({ href: "/", class: "button" }, "back to gallery"),
        ),
      ),
    ),
  ),
);

imagine getting annoyed enough by your own code that you just reinvent s-expurressions but with extra steps so you can finally work with an API you can tolerate

mornyawn btw . also @clock, what time is it

me: this HTML generation code is awful

me: *heavily refactors the code*

me: this HTML generation code might be even worse

sometimes youtube comments are good

​ love this pokémon, the headless instance of my favorite clodware