Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

while i’m having questionable takes, we should teach the college basketball refs how to actually properly count to ten in sign language

@jadedofmara well glad it wasnt bad as it could have been? still sounds p frustrating

@vlrny theres a newish trend of unglazed ceramic coasters which wick the moisture away from the bottom of the glass so that it doesn’t stick—i have a few that were a gift and they really do work quite well

my girlfriend on the other hand just has a set of stone coasters that are too heavy to possibly be picked up by the glass sticking to it which also works 😆

@jadedofmara a ruse for lesbianism?

if your goal is solely making NFC east make sense virginia does not have a team but unfortunately I already have beef with the virginia cowboys and they don’t even exist yet

pros:
-makes NFC east make some vague geographical sense
-the texans came first which & have a real awkward name if they’re gonna let texas have other teams
- gives new england someone to root for besides the patriots which is great because fuck the patriots

cons:
- cowboys fans might somehow become even worse??? hard to imagine tbh

i’ll let toronto decide whether or not they want to change the name bc it’d be equally funny either way

petition to force the cowboys to move to toronto

@lookitmychicken i’m enjoying your flagging science!

@rowyn umbrals mostly not a cat shape also sounds adorable

@readingchameleon handy!

@Lady hm