petition to force the cowboys to move to toronto
i’ll let toronto decide whether or not they want to change the name bc it’d be equally funny either way
pros:
-makes NFC east make some vague geographical sense
-the texans came first which & have a real awkward name if they’re gonna let texas have other teams
- gives new england someone to root for besides the patriots which is great because fuck the patriots
cons:
- cowboys fans might somehow become even worse??? hard to imagine tbh
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if your goal is solely making NFC east make sense virginia does not have a team but unfortunately I already have beef with the virginia cowboys and they don’t even exist yet
while i’m having questionable takes, we should teach the college basketball refs how to actually properly count to ten in sign language