petition to force the cowboys to move to toronto
pros:
-makes NFC east make some vague geographical sense
-the texans came first which & have a real awkward name if they’re gonna let texas have other teams
- gives new england someone to root for besides the patriots which is great because fuck the patriots
cons:
- cowboys fans might somehow become even worse??? hard to imagine tbh
i’ll let toronto decide whether or not they want to change the name bc it’d be equally funny either way