Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

this namedropping of locations is not aided by me being largely unfamiliar with the geography of this part of hyrule

really curious what protestant zelink writers think “praying to Hylia for hours” actually entails

this fic was written to bridge two other works which i definitely haven't read hopefully those aren’t important

this one is >60k words so uhhh pray for me i guess

this one was revised by the author and republished as a separate work; we’ll get to that one later. not realllly interested in reading the same story twice so leaving this one NR for now

all cats are bgay

i think this author doesn't think handjobs or fingering or cunnilingus or blowjobs are sex

« She takes a second to absorb this, then tentatively lays a hand on his arm. “Do you not want to have sex with me?”

Link closes his eyes. Breathes out, slowly, through his nose. “Of course I want to.” » oh my god you two have been fucking literally this entire story

not only for being trapped in a bottle but also for having to bear witness to these two

« There’s a fairy in a bottle strung up on the ceiling support, casting a soft pink glow on her puzzled expression » okay this is an interesting lighting choice and also poor fairy

if you can make safe and effective birth control out of armoranth then you can probably also use it to make feminizing HRT right

« “The seeds can be ground and boiled into an elixir,” she says. “As long as it’s taken consistently, it’s very effective at preventing conception.” » ah yes the long-awaited birth control potion because of course we couldn't end the fic there

for those following along, no the author didn't figure out how to describe a dick and yes that means their entire blowjob segment was like two paragraphs 2/10

of course there is porn in the zelda universe but is there that very particular flavour of porn stigma?

this author seems to think blowjobs are severely more kinky than cunnilingus

« This feels… dirty. Almost pornographic. Vulgar bordering on obscene. »

« There’s a wet spot on her underwear; Link actually has to take a moment and do some deep breathing when he sees it—because *he* did that, he did that to her » oh my god he should be concerned if he hadn’t

this work has almost four thousand kudos by the way and yes over half of those are from logged-in users

i think this author is actively afraid of actually referring to a dick by any sort of name; they’re doing much better but they’re entirely describing motions and not body parts

this works alright for a handjob but when we get to the blowjob part they’re just going to have to deal with the fact that Link has a cock

« —when Zelda suddenly gasps so loudly he almost oversalts the meat. »

this is the same author as (3) so let’s see if they’ve learned what a dick is since then