this is the same author as (3) so let’s see if they’ve learned what a dick is since then

« —when Zelda suddenly gasps so loudly he almost oversalts the meat. »

i think this author is actively afraid of actually referring to a dick by any sort of name; they’re doing much better but they’re entirely describing motions and not body parts

this works alright for a handjob but when we get to the blowjob part they’re just going to have to deal with the fact that Link has a cock

this work has almost four thousand kudos by the way and yes over half of those are from logged-in users

« There’s a wet spot on her underwear; Link actually has to take a moment and do some deep breathing when he sees it—because *he* did that, he did that to her » oh my god he should be concerned if he hadn’t

this author seems to think blowjobs are severely more kinky than cunnilingus

« This feels… dirty. Almost pornographic. Vulgar bordering on obscene. »

of course there is porn in the zelda universe but is there that very particular flavour of porn stigma?

for those following along, no the author didn't figure out how to describe a dick and yes that means their entire blowjob segment was like two paragraphs 2/10

« “The seeds can be ground and boiled into an elixir,” she says. “As long as it’s taken consistently, it’s very effective at preventing conception.” » ah yes the long-awaited birth control potion because of course we couldn't end the fic there

if you can make safe and effective birth control out of armoranth then you can probably also use it to make feminizing HRT right

« There’s a fairy in a bottle strung up on the ceiling support, casting a soft pink glow on her puzzled expression » okay this is an interesting lighting choice and also poor fairy

not only for being trapped in a bottle but also for having to bear witness to these two