this probably won’t make you happier 

@akjcv apparently his brother has corrected the narrative and told WGN “He was always a Sox fan.”

« Months before Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost became the first American pope, a social media account under his name expressed criticism of Vice President JD Vance, sharing an article that called the vice president’s interpretation of Christian doctrine “wrong.” » do it!! you have the power!!

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praying to Mary to intercede with the pope in a dream and tell him to excommunicate J.D. Vance

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which is worse?

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this poll checking whether you know who the head of the anglican church is

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who do white american protestants shitpost more about?

“why aren’t more state leaders elected using a conclave?” she asks, forgetting about communism

“here are the TOP CONTENDERS who are JOCKEYING to become pope!!”

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new york times fundamentally cannot understand the idea of cardinals picking somebody who is not actively seeking to become pope

@Satsuma @wallhackio stuffed flatbread emojo is not NECESSARILY stuffed with falafel

but falafel emojo is always falafel

@The_T @vaporeon_ @wallhackio @aescling the better option in most cases is sticking that money in savings but it still leaves your partner in an uncomfortable position of needing to sell the house and downsize in the middle of mourning to stretch the savings longer until they can figure out a long term plan

@The_T @vaporeon_ @wallhackio @aescling i mean my partner is unemployed and we have a mortgage now which needs to be paid every month for the next 30 years or we lose our house so like, that’s why

i’m not saying i am actually going to get life insurance but i get it; it’s not betting, it’s insurance

@The_T @vaporeon_ @wallhackio @aescling like sure maybe it’s not literally life insurance company talking to health insurance company but the information is in your medical record because the health insurance company requires it and then the life insurance company acquires those records

but also i would completely believe that they just ask your health insurance company

@The_T @vaporeon_ @wallhackio @aescling in order to apply for life insurance you have to sign over the right for them to access your medical records

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