Lady @Lady@cat.family
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- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
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Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
T·E·I is not suitable for creating novel born digital hypertext documents but it is more suitable than any other alternative
i updated my version of macOS and suddenly i can no longer do `command -pv git´ in Dash and instead must do `PATH="$(command -p getconf PATH)" command -v git´, which should be equivalent
https://github.com/apple-oss-distributions/shell_cmds/tree/main shows no recent changes to `sh´
apple what the fuck
re: alc
@alyssa @wallhackio they used to go by the mass noun “kindle” iirc
re: alc
@alyssa @wallhackio really you should be getting after caleb’s twin for this one
=LET(words,DROP(Attested Words in Pre‐Proto Languages::C:E,1,0),LET(sylndx,SORT(TEXTSPLIT(REDUCE("",SEQUENCE(ROWS(words),1),LAMBDA(str,rn,IF(str="",str,str&".")&REDUCE("",TEXTSPLIT(IF(ISBLANK(INDEX(words,rn,3)),IF(ISBLANK(INDEX(words,rn,1)),"@",INDEX(words,rn,1)),INDEX(words,rn,3)),,".",1),LAMBDA(instr,s,IF(instr="",instr,instr&".")&IF(s="@",s,s&"@")&rn)))),"@",".",0),1),LET(syls,CHOOSECOLS(sylndx,1),LET(uniqs,DROP(UNIQUE(syls),IF(INDEX(syls,1,1)="",1,0),0),SORT(MAKEARRAY(ROWS(uniqs),3,LAMBDA(r,c,LET(syl,INDEX(uniqs,r,1),LET(wrstart,XMATCH(syl,syls,0,1)-1,wrend,XMATCH(syl,syls,0,-1),SWITCH(c,2,COUNTIF(syls,"="&syl),3,REDUCE("",TAKE(DROP(sylndx,wrstart,1),wrend-wrstart,1),LAMBDA(acc,wr,IF(acc="",acc,acc&" | ")&INDEX(words,wr,2))),syl))))),2)))))
=LET(words,Attested Words in Pre‐Proto Languages::C2:E360,LET(syls,SORT(TEXTSPLIT(REDUCE("",SEQUENCE(ROWS(words),1),LAMBDA(str,rn,str&REDUCE("",TEXTSPLIT(IF(ISBLANK(INDEX(words,rn,3)),IF(ISBLANK(INDEX(words,rn,1)),".",INDEX(words,rn,1)),INDEX(words,rn,3)),,".",1),LAMBDA(instr,s,instr&s&"@"&rn&".")))),,".",1)),LET(uniqs,UNIQUE(MAP(syls,LAMBDA(syl,TEXTBEFORE(syl,"@")))),SORT(SORT(MAKEARRAY(ROWS(uniqs),3,LAMBDA(r,c,LET(syl,INDEX(uniqs,r,1),LET(wrstart,XMATCH(syl&"@*",syls,2,1)-1,wrend,XMATCH(syl&"@*",syls,2,-1),SWITCH(c,2,COUNTIF(syls,"="&syl&"@*"),3,REDUCE("",TAKE(DROP(syls,wrstart,0),wrend-wrstart,1),LAMBDA(acc,wr,IF(acc="",acc,acc&" | ")&INDEX(words,TEXTAFTER(wr,"@"),2))),syl))))),1),2))))
@holly @alyssa @monorail depends what you mean by release. november 2016 is when most of the early adopters showed up and i think eugen used to celebrate the birthday in october. it was live for a while before that but i think federation was half broken and nobody used it, so it wasn’t really “in production” to my knowledge
=LAMBDA.APPLY(TEXTSPLIT(TEXTJOIN(".",1,Attested Words in Pre‐Proto Languages::C2:C360),,".",1),LAMBDA(syls,LAMBDA.APPLY(UNIQUE(syls),LAMBDA(uniqs,SORT(MAKEARRAY(ROWS(uniqs),2,LAMBDA(r,c,IF(c=2,COUNTIF(syls,"="&INDEX(uniqs,r,1)),INDEX(uniqs,r,1)))),2)))))
@coriander the south pole is on earth???
internet kind of bad for anyone else or just me
@coriander @aescling @wallhackio the Cdrama we are watching has on multiple occasions shown a cat panting and i can’t tell if it is having a bad time or if they trained it to do this because people in China assume cats work like dogs
@aescling @coriander @wallhackio panting like a… cat?
your girlfriend takes a long look at you, her eyes trailing slowly down your figure, and then wandering their way back up to your face. “wowie zowie!” she says. time to…
@wallhackio sorry for ruining your waifu fantasy
@wallhackio would you be turned off or turned on by her panting like a dog
@Satsuma i wouldn’t say they are all close but a surprising number are
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- Header
- Delinquent (BREAKpoint 98a) by Megumi Mizutani
Owner
Administrator / Public Relations for GlitchCat. Not actually glitchy, nor a cat. I wrote the rules for this instance.
“Constitutionally incapable of not going hard” — @aescling
“Fedi Cassandra” – @Satsuma
I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN THINGS. YOU CAN JUST @ ME.
I work for a library but I post about Zelda fanfiction.
For the time being, this is mostly a mirror of <https://status.ladys.computer/>. Want to get in touch? E·mail me!
Joined Sep 2021
