Zelda gives Link a blowjob (7)
this is the same author as (3) so let’s see if they’ve learned what a dick is since then
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (7)
« —when Zelda suddenly gasps so loudly he almost oversalts the meat. »
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (7)
i think this author is actively afraid of actually referring to a dick by any sort of name; they’re doing much better but they’re entirely describing motions and not body parts
this works alright for a handjob but when we get to the blowjob part they’re just going to have to deal with the fact that Link has a cock
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (7)
this work has almost four thousand kudos by the way and yes over half of those are from logged-in users
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (7)
« There’s a wet spot on her underwear; Link actually has to take a moment and do some deep breathing when he sees it—because *he* did that, he did that to her » oh my god he should be concerned if he hadn’t
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (7)
this author seems to think blowjobs are severely more kinky than cunnilingus
« This feels… dirty. Almost pornographic. Vulgar bordering on obscene. »
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (7)
of course there is porn in the zelda universe but is there that very particular flavour of porn stigma?
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (7)
for those following along, no the author didn't figure out how to describe a dick and yes that means their entire blowjob segment was like two paragraphs 2/10
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (7)
« “The seeds can be ground and boiled into an elixir,” she says. “As long as it’s taken consistently, it’s very effective at preventing conception.” » ah yes the long-awaited birth control potion because of course we couldn't end the fic there
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (7)
if you can make safe and effective birth control out of armoranth then you can probably also use it to make feminizing HRT right
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (7)
not only for being trapped in a bottle but also for having to bear witness to these two
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (7)
« She takes a second to absorb this, then tentatively lays a hand on his arm. “Do you not want to have sex with me?”
Link closes his eyes. Breathes out, slowly, through his nose. “Of course I want to.” » oh my god you two have been fucking literally this entire story
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (7)
i think this author doesn't think handjobs or fingering or cunnilingus or blowjobs are sex
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (7)
@Lady a weirdly common position
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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (7)
@Lady hmmm I don't like this, free her
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (7)
« There’s a fairy in a bottle strung up on the ceiling support, casting a soft pink glow on her puzzled expression » okay this is an interesting lighting choice and also poor fairy