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@aescling @alyssa @vaporeon_ @wallhackio it means california fish and wildlife code defines fish as including invertebrates and courts have upheld this as encompassing bees

@alyssa @aescling @vaporeon_ @wallhackio wikipedia tells me whales are a type of goat (even-toed ungulate) no wonder i feel kinship

@aescling @vaporeon_ @wallhackio have all of my “whales are not fish” egg group jokes just gone completely over your head then

@Satsuma @aescling @wallhackio unfortunately chess pieces do not have a sufficiently flared end to be used for sexual activity

@Satsuma @wallhackio @aescling chess but all the chess pieces are blorbos you can ship with each other

@aescling @wallhackio most people seem to ship lucina with severa so you'll have to tell me if you agree with this take

@Satsuma @wallhackio unfortunately cat is a very character-centric individual and she doesn't give a shit about Lyn, or Roy’s Father

@wallhackio there are so many better fire emblem games but a significant chuck of the fandom exclusively writes about awakening and fates

if @aescling somehow turns out to be an awakening fanfic writer i’m gonna be so upset

you may think “boon” and “bonus” are related, but it’s actually “boon” and “phone”

@wallhackio when @Satsuma saw this they were like “catwin is posting pokémon fancomics and not cat? i think she just got owned”

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