if @aescling somehow turns out to be an awakening fanfic writer i’m gonna be so upset
@Lady why would that be upsetting
@wallhackio @Lady the dialogue is Bad. imagine a shitty VN where everyone is thin bit part characters and also obvious waifu bait
@wallhackio @Lady the diffurence is that danganronpa is actually good at doing that
@Lady @wallhackio @aescling the part æsc is eliding is that it is a strategy game you play because strategy games are fun so the dialogue is just bonus fluff between the actual main content, which is the strategy
@Satsuma @wallhackio @aescling chess but all the chess pieces are blorbos you can ship with each other
@aescling @wallhackio @Lady i surprisingly large proportion of that is not even porn
@Satsuma @aescling @wallhackio unfortunately chess pieces do not have a sufficiently flared end to be used for sexual activity
@Lady @aescling @wallhackio i feel like pawns are generally pretty safe in terms of base shape, if a bit…unfulfilling
@Lady @aescling @wallhackio the two options 😂
@Lady @Satsuma @aescling what about the nub on the top of the queen