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@coriander we drink exclusively skratchlabs.com/products/hydra because they’re like the only of the powdered mixes who don’t just dump in a bunch of zero calorie sweetener

@packetcat DA2 is the best in the series by far (if you can get over every dungeon looking the same); Origins and Awakening have their own charm and are closer to Baldur’s Gate

i still haven’t finished Inquisition; game is Too Big

@packetcat i will probably play it once i have a device which can but alas

u·s elections; polling 

@oliphant@oliphant.social in fairness, if you’re going to have a severe methodological error, having one which makes the race appear inconclusive is a lot better than one which makes the race appear Far Too Conclusive, which is what they did in 2016

u·s elections; polling 

what does this even mean

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u·s elections; polling 

the polls: we have absolutely no way of predicting who will win the upcoming presidential election

everybody: here’s why you shouldn’t trust the polls!!

@coriander my girlfriend does epiphany for Eating Delicious Kings Cake reasons so we might end up in a weird state in a few years where we just skip christmas and stick everything on Twelfth Night and Jan 6

(a date which is now made awkward for other reasons, but, ugh)

@coriander but no it’s awkward for me because we have a whole lot of traditions but i don’t believe in any of the things those traditions are meant to represent

like, we do advent? kinda hard to justify that one in a non-Christian context? but i’m still gonna light the candles??

@coriander winter lesbian is a lot cooler because winter is also about death

halloween lesbians get it a lot easier; everybody believes in death

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i’d probably be a christmas lesbian if i believed in christ but uh

@coriander Happiest Season (2020) was alright it had one good scene

@coriander Christmas Lesbians are like lets make cocoa and listen to Ingrid Michaelson together, but then there’s also the kind of Christmas Gay who gets off on roleplaying Santa / His Elves / His Reindeer

@wallhackio the four teams in NFC East are

• Eagles
• Giants
• Commanders
• Cowboys

the Commanders are notorious for previously having had a terrible racist name and a terrible asshole owner. they have a different name and owner now but their fans are still sus in my book

the Cowboys are the Cowboys. okay if i’m being fair Cowboys fans are more known for their misogyny than their racism but fuck the Cowboys either way

so if you’re in Philadelphia, and the Eagles don’t make it to the playoffs, you better hope the Giants are going instead

this isn’t a poll because i don’t care what the answer is

i have my ways and that’s good enough for me

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do you have to climb on top of your girlfriend and strip out of your daytime clothes before you can put on pyjamas or is there another way?

@wallhackio i figured lions fans would be used to them losing by now

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