Lady, EVOLVED 
i’d probably be a christmas lesbian if i believed in christ but uh
@Lady You can still be a Winter Lesbian
@coriander winter lesbian is a lot cooler because winter is also about death
@Lady See you're getting it
@Lady Plus you still get to drink warm drinks and wear cute sweaters
@coriander but no it’s awkward for me because we have a whole lot of traditions but i don’t believe in any of the things those traditions are meant to represent
like, we do advent? kinda hard to justify that one in a non-Christian context? but i’m still gonna light the candles??
@coriander my girlfriend does epiphany for Eating Delicious Kings Cake reasons so we might end up in a weird state in a few years where we just skip christmas and stick everything on Twelfth Night and Jan 6
(a date which is now made awkward for other reasons, but, ugh)
@Lady Ahhh yeah I feel you, it does get weird and muddy like that