I suppose there probably are Christmas Gays the way there are Halloween Gays but I have to be honest, y'all

I don't trust 'em

I recognize I'm mostly inventing a type of guy to be mad at here but I thought about what a Christmas Gay would look like and the image that came to mind had awful vibes

@coriander Christmas Lesbians are like lets make cocoa and listen to Ingrid Michaelson together, but then there’s also the kind of Christmas Gay who gets off on roleplaying Santa / His Elves / His Reindeer