Every time I thought I've seen the worst JavaScript code ever written I am given a new task that makes me discover something even worse
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Lady, EVOLVED 
@wallhackio let me put you out of your misery https://github.com/marrus-sh/Alrescha/blob/current/index.mjs
@Lady I am very glad I have never been asked to review your code
@wallhackio @Lady “i wrote that code specifically to discourage contributions, because github doesn’t let you block pull requests”
@Lady thank you for this it has me cackling like a madman