Big Clodsire with Tiny Balloon @wallhackio@cat.family

for posterity:

used ghost deck, got a polychrome version of vagabond on first store. i used this to create a million steel and glass cards, and a lot of lucky death tarot cards to create like, 12 cards with blue seals

i got swashbuckler and a negative gift card early, and then got trio early and settled on a 3-of-a-kind build. i got hologram (x11.5!), blackboard, and constellation (x4.3!) as well. very happy.

i lost ante 13 immediately afterwards lmao

I BEAT FUCKING ANTE 12!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@aescling balatroposting

polychrome eggb :D

@coriander kissing the homies isn't gay if you do it in a top sort of way

missing the homies is inherently bottom behavior and therefore gay

@coriander he must be tired from being so smug

@BestGirlGrace i understand the monty hall problem logically, but i still intuitively struggle to believe it

@coriander that is a smug-ass eevee

Week 18 vs the Vikings is going to be NUTS

This is the least stressed I've felt about a close Lions game. I think I just had faith in them this time, it's a good feeling :)

@alyssa what does that mean?

she was a grown woman at the time too

@monorail i just unlocked the cloning joker and i have had so much fun with it it is my baby

shout outs to that one time my friend pronounced melancholy as "mel ON ko lee"

@monorail i can only imagine rejecting PRs in open-source development

Brainstorm and Burnt Joker is a very fun synergy

@LillianVixe right stroke put lil baby in a spiral~ 👶😵‍💫

shoutouts to my old church which had a sister church for the deaf that they ran for decades. and then, when a new pastor was hired a couple years ago, he dismantled the deaf church because "it wasn't part of his vision for the church"

@Lady @aescling this is one HELL of a thread lmao