Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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@lapis fun fact: the game has a fail safe for players like me where, if you take too long to find the shadow creature, you can fish it up randomly and one of the things you catch with your rod
well, it so happen this happened to me during the fishing minigame during that one fall festival which was EXTREMELY CONFUSING
re: Opus Magnum: De Re Metallica
@amy wow this looks like a beautiful game that i can be normal and trusted about
@lapis I didn't uncover the shadow creature who hides in a bush at the beginning of winter until the fall of year 2 on my first playthrough, good fucking times
@lapis stardew really felt like this if you didn't read the wiki
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the darkest moment of my life was in my first playthrough of stardew valley when every single character rejected me at the flower dance
@Lucy yes we recently solved the Great Fort Knox Fiasco. Everyone thought the Cofagrigus ate all the gold but that was wrong, it was on a diet. Snorlax actually ate the gold because he thought they were chocolate coins
@lapis The Curious Case of the What The Fuck Is A Meat Pumpkin
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"But Sherclod! Wooper has to have stolen my Dynamo Badge. But only Wooper and Simisear have no alibi for that night, and poison residue was found at the scene of the crime!"
"It's true that we found some poison residue near the safe. However, I discovered a vial of Wooper poison in a nearby facility. It is clear that perpetrator spilled some after committing the crime to frame Wooper."
"But that's just speculation, Sherclod. Show me some proof!"
"That is not all. How could Wooper have opened the safe... if it has no hands?"
"What?!!!!"
"Furthermore, there were burn marks left on the safe, as well as on the doorknob on the only door leading to the room. Simisear is the only suspect who could have done the crime."
"So, what's your saying, Sherclod, is that the perpetrator--"
"--was elemental, my dear Wattson."
hello everybody it is me. sherclod holmes
@coriander i understand the tigers I would have a lot of fun kicking around a meat pumpkin tbh
@Lucy I should pick tea but I love coffee too much
Speaking of which I'm going to make some coffee
@coriander thanks lol
@coriander what the fuck is a meat pumpkin goblin
stardew valley
fuck ectoplasm
@coriander not like, through a comment in a reply to this post. like, if you knew someone like this irl
@coriander how do you go about teaching someone like this that their image of america is a fiction and always has been?
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
