hello friends what is your preferred video editing software

@amy fuck you amy i just watched this like 10 times in a row and im not stopping help im trapped help

@vaporeon_ the "fake" version of the recipe makes the sauce with heavy cream. one my siblings made it once with garlic and pan-seared chicken and it was so gooood ugghghghghghghghh

@holly if you're a cool guy you add the cheese in small handfuls at a time with bits of pasta water, toss until combined, and repeat ad nauseum until you've exhausted your cheese

took me like 5 - 7 small handfuls to get through my cheese

@vaporeon_ its a creamy italian noodle thingy. the "true" recipe for half a box of noodles is

  • butter (4 tbsp wtf)
  • 56g parmesan (like, 1/3 of a block)
  • salt

Cook some noodles and reserve pasta water. Heat the butter. Once its bubbly add some pasta water. Once foamy add your noodles. Then add cheese and toss until combined. Eat immediately, consider adding salt and black pepper. Top with parmesan if you are consumed with greed

i made homemade alfredo pasta (actually very simple) and while it was very good there's a reason the recipe said it was 2 servings

re: a footnote re: jared leto 

@wohali don't forget the crown jewel of his acting career: joker from suicide squad

re: tron: ares review, no spoilers 

@wohali noted, thanks for the (whatever the opposite of a recommendation is)

@cam i dont know much about hardware but thats probably not a good thing

@cam i dont remember how it all fits together i am terrified i will have to fix it someday

its the hardware version of the code comment "do not change this, no one knows how this works but we need this for it to compile"

@cam i built a pc a couple years ago but i needed help from a friend of mine who does that shit all the time to tell me what to do

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@vaporeon_ i also just hate fiddling with little wires and screws and shit it pisses me off i just want to write code

There needs to be a term like computer toucher for someone like me who is allergic to computer hardware

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