Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
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@coriander your steak is too damn juicy
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Boys, do we have to do this LITERALLY in my lap? Especially when I'm in my pajamas?
@coriander why is this beautiful
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Bringing back one of my favourite things on the entire internet
@vaporeon_ hm, I don't know enough about perl to answer this question
@cam constantly
@vaporeon_ python dictionaries and javascript objects have ruined every other popular programming language for me
@coriander is trump on more bullshit or something
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@coriander if Fiver dies I am going to riot
@coriander I have one more book after this one and then it's Dune time
@coriander that's what I hear
@coriander Watership Down. Or as they say in my mother tongue, Watership Doohn
@vaporeon_ @aescling there is a popular social media account that shares pictures of an adorable tuxedo cat named "Uni"
@vaporeon_ https://youtu.be/czTksCF6X8Y?is=iD7jJvt7nsV1aWEN
In Spider Man 2: The Game, there is a side mission where you can deliver pizza and it plays this song, and it's deeply stressful and iconic to everyone who has played this game in their childhood
@vaporeon_ this song makes me think of the video game spider man 2
@cam he can do whatever he wants. But he stayed like that for like, five minutes
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, Cam, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
