Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
@aescling @vaporeon_ fyi vappy, the instrumental is from an American pop hit from the early 2010's:
https://youtu.be/Bgzghb9aO48
@aescling @vaporeon_ this was a work of genuine passion, given that the original theme song has no lyrics lmao
Sherclod Holmes
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@aescling @vaporeon_ fascinating.
@cam never stopped, boss
@lapis it's a pretty broad class of treat, so probably
The one I tried is from my local grocery store and tastes like a premium version of a Twix bar
I am normal and can be trusted with a bar of halva
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@aescling has finally come around to the classic song "Baby Shark"
@coriander which video was this?
@coriander maybe the reason is that I haven't hung an Ugly Ass Ball from my ceiling
Genesis Owusu Good
@coriander maybe the reason ive been depressed this past week was because i hadnt listened to the album yet
@coriander it was good af
wait how long has the new Genesis Owusu been out
@coriander @Lady on more thinking i could probably get over it
@amy Cool Ass Game
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@lapis I am not cat sitting yet I was just visiting said neighbor who owns the car I will be carsitting
his name is Miko
@coriander @Lady you're right I can't argue
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
