Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
NEW ERRANT SIGNAL!!
i beat journey of the prairie king hard mode the other day
long ass day
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@Lucy I am trying very hard to make an adequate pun. I will update if I find it
@coriander respect, but still reported.
"oh no i have so many things I need to get done, if only i had the ability to be in two places at once"
the cetacean loaf: 
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio Sure, clod
He's called Sherlock Holmes in reference to the legendary sleuth known as "sherclod"
@maple that is my plan for tomorrow
Sherclod Holmes
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my toxic trait is that i play journey of the prairie king with my screen zoomed all the way out
@Lucy earlier this evening I just smelled of a freshly opened thing of ground mustard and inhaled a significant amount of mustard powder into my nostril
we smellers of dubious intelligence must stick together
@aescling I managed to piece this together after thinking about the toot for a minute
This is a good pun, a good find, but I think it would read more clearly it was stated as "espeon-delta" proofs
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
