@coriander skill issue
@vaporeon_ @ampOnfies I have made soup from a whole chicken a couple times
@vaporeon_ @ampOnfies I am normal and can be trusted with kitchen knives
@ampOnfies @vaporeon_ when I worked in retail I was occasionally tasked with making pre cut fruit containers so I learned how to cut a pineapple
@vaporeon_ out here pineapples are usually $4 USD each which is very expensive for fruit
They occasionally go on sale for $2 each which is worth it
@vaporeon_ it takes some practice to cut one yourself tho so not a good choice if you don't have knife skills
@vaporeon_ i LOVE pineapples 🍍
@alyssa good
@aescling @vaporeon_ I did the bare minimum because I am a grown adult and can do what I want
@vaporeon_ there are literally no rules to running a blog just post whatever you what
@alyssa coffee
@vaporeon_ yes
@vaporeon_ reported for lying
@cam I can't tell if it's a joke or not which makes it even better
@cam this is incredible
re: terrible but i laughed so it’s your purroblem now
@aescling @coriander fuck each and every one of you
@cam are you me
re: simulation where I do this
@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h yes you can ask mr mittens about it he can explain better than me
re: simulation where I do this
@lapis @sidd_harth0_5h4h ........yes.
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i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
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