Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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@lapis oh sorry to hear about your head!
no coffee yet I'm about to make some
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@lapis good morning I am sleepy. How are you
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so my ridiculous little dog today ran around bothering my parents until my dad had to lead her down the hall and shut her in my rooms with me. and then she came to step all over my keyboard and try to eat my boogers until i tossed a blanket over her like a misbehaving parrot being told to go to sleep.
at which point she flopped down and slept so hard i got to see da teefs.
...also she tried to roll onto my laptop for tummy rubs #maplepls
@amy night night
@cam i don't recall? im pretty sure they did but i don't remember
@Satsuma NOW i can make fun of my stardew character
i was going to make fun of my stardew character knowing how to make tacos while not knowing the recipe for tortillas before realizing that i, in real life, have the same knowledge
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@The_T @aescling @vaporeon_ I feel like there are 15 pokemon I could confidently name
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@wallhackio it's relieving to know such a legendary detective is on this case
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i miss season 9 cassidy so bad he was so yeehaw, so sugoi
@aescling @vaporeon_ @The_T i did not know it was a starter
@Lucy if I find a solution to this problem I will tell you however when I get out of my seat I will forget to try to solve this problem
@vaporeon_ ....what is it then?
@alas @vaporeon_ it well known that it is impossible to write a blog without 400000 lines of JavaScript in your build pipeline
@vaporeon_ welcome to web development 🙄
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
