Advent of Clod @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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Joined Nov 2022
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@aescling yea it was good
@aschmitz take me back to the Midwest 
@aescling the burlesque performer?
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stealing is my louvre language
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viviposting
vivi likes to play fetch with her mouse toy
but i think she doesn't quite get that in order for me to throw it again she needs to actually bring it back to me. so sometimes she brings it to like, the doorway of the bedroom and drops it there and sits there watching me
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I currently have this red bruise/scrape on the center of my forehead like Harry Potter's scar or something, and I'm thinking of telling people I got it intervening in a mugging.
gonna be like "I saw some teens wrestling an old lady's purse away, and I just felt compelled to jump in because I knew I could overpower the teens and the lady. and hey, free purse."
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re: Message from Mr Mittens
@lapis thank you for your wisdom, mr mittens
Costco won't take Discover 
@cam i miss nothing else.
@cam what i miss from working retail is that is kept me active and physically fit
@amy hi crossword woman I'm watching a football game but I could play during commercials
@SportsGoblin football, the game where the rules are made up and the points don't matter
@SportsGoblin I learn a new rule every game of football I watch
non vegetarian food
roasted pork tenderloin 🤤
@SportsGoblin I did not know this was even happening
my roommates and i are normal and can be trusted with 50 chocolate chip cookies
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
