Advent of Clod @wallhackio@cat.family
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
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@monorail all according to plan
@cam you would have a blahaj
re: edgelord humor
@cam @Breakfast @amy reported, but i did laugh.
@vaporeon_ i LOVE grapefruit i will defend them with my life 
@vaporeon_ you're good vappy. sorry to hear you had a bad day
@sidd_harth0_5h4h its some sort of small second drink you immediately consume after a shot of some hard liquor, usually to mask an unpleasant taste or extreme alcohol heat
@vaporeon_ a good reason to try anything imo
@vaporeon_ clodsires take very little energy to operate, and they also contain much emergency air where their brain should be, so clodsires can survive underwater for weeks
@vaporeon_ maybe for a fish, perhaps
re: OBAA Alcohol
@sidd_harth0_5h4h what is obaa
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Eating freezer taquitos and watching twitch streams is enby culture
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Hey all,
I've been an iOS dev since 2010 and am looking for work. I've shipped dozens of apps over my career, of varying levels of size and scope.
Have quite a schmorgasboard of other skills too including writing mobile-supporting backends in java and python.
If your company is looking for someone with that skillset, or you're looking for someone to do freelance, consider giving me a holler!
@coriander I have a spreadsheet where I catalogued my opinions on every anime I ever watched
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You will be happy to know that Graceful Spark is here.
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my husband is doing jumping exercises and says he is getting "better at jumping" but also says that it will be "a long time" before he can learn to double jump
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Broke the streak this year when I just kind of stopped watching movies last Spring. I watch a normal amount of movies
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did you know? every time we touch, i get this feeling? and did you know? every time we kiss i swear i could fly?
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
28+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
