Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
re: i dont know what to caption this
@vaporeon_ valid tbh
@holly Bullshit With Coffee is the breakfast of champions
I think it will be Bullshit With Rice for dinner tonight
@holly civ 6 has been a huge Problem for me lately
@holly are you a Frostpunk-type individual
@aescling @coriander I looked him up on wikipedia before writing my response SO I DID, IN FACT, KNOW 
@coriander his introduction on his wikipedia article leaves a good impression, seems very based
@coriander thank you for not calling me uncultured when you had a good opportunity to do so
@coriander i favorited, but who is this
@coriander delete this
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
Hao-Yu Lee walks up to Crank That (Soulja Boy)
Presumably because he goes YUUUUUUU
@coriander @wohali bad calls are allowed when it's against the yankees
@coriander I am shamed on a weekly basis for my lack of homestar runner knowledge so you must understand, I have to take this one
@coriander just like bats
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
