Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@lapis @coriander oh my roommate has it
@coriander this better not be another Night Vale Fiasco
@coriander what is green yuri
@Thomas delaware slander 
alc
15% abv is not fucking around
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@monorail can you get me some taco bell
@aescling IT WAS. AN ACCIDENT!
@vaporeon_ would you like to see the flareomelette
@AsterMeadows pfft. i bet this guy has never even played backgammon
@vaporeon_ seems to be one of the valid "media types", which probably has something to do with it https://www.iana.org/assignments/media-types/media-types.xhtml
@coriander there are tons of different games you can play with rook. the closest to a canonical game is "Kentucky Derby" but ive never played it, just the specific game my family plays
@coriander according to wikipedia rook decks caught on in christian communities because traditional card decks were associated with gambling
which should tell you plenty about my dads side of the family
my dad's side of the family played a specific ruleset for Rook that ive never seen elsewhere which is pretty cool
@AsterMeadows there is a card game called Pinochle that is pronounced like peeknuckle
i never learned how to play peeknuckle
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
