Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
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i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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@coriander what happen
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i, for one, would allow the turkish man to light my ears on fire
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Minna has laid down directly behind one of the wheels of my chair, so I am trapped at my desk #cats
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Do you want to generate your own beautiful stardew math plots? Well, now you can, with https://stardewmath.clodsire.social !
The web site probably doesn't even have any bugs! We'll see!
@coriander an exactly correct number of badgers, very impressive.
@aescling @vaporeon_ ooh yeah sesame oil salad sounds tasty
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@aescling @vaporeon_ sesame oil fucking slaps but its not really comparable to peanut oil
Both have similar smoke points but you tend not to fry with sesame oil because it is so strong and imparts that distinctive smoky flavor, and for me even a tiny bit goes an extremely long way
@alas what is this in reference to?
wait mgk just made a nu-metal song with fred durst lmaooooo??????????????
@cam the world is a strange and beautiful place
@cam wow this is art, thanks
@vaporeon_ every time my roommates cook with peanut oil the house smells soooooooo good 🤤
@vaporeon_ unfortunately i do not like the taste of olive oil 🥲
I know. I've tried. I've bought the good stuff. I just really, really dislike it. My loss.
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@wallhackio i'm always thinking this
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
