Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander then drink tea
@coriander then drink two coffee ☕ ☕ 
@amy kibitzing is not real the fuck is that
why the hell in read dead 2 is a cougar more dangerous than a camp of two dozen gang members with guns
@Lady @coriander i would sooner put droplets of vinegar on my taco then use yellow mustard
this is still the funniest thing that happened to me in the game so far
my toxic trait is that i like white people tacos
Sherclod Holmes
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@vaporeon_ when people type "bnnuy" this is what they're referring to
Sherclod Holmes
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one of the most impressive things about red dead redemption 2 is its realistic depictions of wildlife
I am working through a bunch of the stupid completionist challenges read dead 2 offers and I genuinely believe some of them were not playtested
@vaporeon_ I genuinely don't remember. I would guess that I was calculating some cyclomatic complexities by hand
to this day scientists are still trying to figure out how caravan from fallout new vegas works
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
