Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ should've been using Sea++
re: spoilers
@aschmitz which one was that
spoilers
@aschmitz very pissed at myself for missing potato
wow that was close
catfishing.net
#728 - 1/10
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@soft funny games is a very bleak film. it is also darkly funny and an extremely meta film but its been too long since i watched it so i forgot what the themes were. i remember it being a pretty interesting movie
If the Ghostbusters theme is so good then how come I can only remember the Niel Cicierega version
cookie in a mug
re: Jujutsu Kaisen major spoilers
@lapis like, the creator of madoki magika once stated in an interview that he wasn't sure if the show was gay and it's like, ok sure buddy
re: Jujutsu Kaisen major spoilers
@lapis I don't actually know if the creator has stated this but I know what I saw when I watched it
re: Jujutsu Kaisen major spoilers
@lapis I know it's shonen jump so gojo and whoever the main villain will never kiss but gojo is 100% in love with the main villain and that is definitely the creator's intent
re: Jujutsu Kaisen major spoilers
@lapis Most of the main cast of JJK is not compelling to me. I don't find them unlikable but they're not interesting either.
Like Yuji? He's nice. Edgy wolf boy is edgy I guess. Nobara is cool I guess.
Gojo is the only main character that I like a lot. And now he's stuck in a cube
@alas when i went to philadelphia during hannukah I saw a cybertruck with a giant spinning dreidel with LED lights installed in the trunk
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
The Onion's proprietary operating system, SickOS
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
what naming my cities in civ 6 has taught me is that i have the sense of humor of a 12 year old
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
