Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
my toxic trait is that i play journey of the prairie king with my screen zoomed all the way out
@Lucy earlier this evening I just smelled of a freshly opened thing of ground mustard and inhaled a significant amount of mustard powder into my nostril
we smellers of dubious intelligence must stick together
@aescling I managed to piece this together after thinking about the toot for a minute
This is a good pun, a good find, but I think it would read more clearly it was stated as "espeon-delta" proofs
Sherclod Holmes
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@lapis almond cookies, with cardamom 🔍 
Just made 90 cookies 😋
@coriander @aescling oh my bad y'all I also didn't watch that far 💀
@coriander too bad I'm sharing this video with you anyway https://youtu.be/2Nvamnma_Aw
hey @coriander did you ever play cod zombies
@hoja be the change you want to see in the world
Sherclod Holmes
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@vaporeon_ the game let's you draw on the mii's faces so you have a lot of creative freedom in how they look
re: description of genitalia
@cam maybe the fictional man in question had the talent to do such a thing with his member
re: description of genitalia
@cam I think it is trying to say his dick look like an elephant's trunk? likes its girthy girthy?
Sherclod Holmes
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the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
