Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
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Joined Nov 2022
@amy good luck!!!!!
@alas i am actually currently out of this specific item and they didn't have any at costco. could you instead simply give it to me
Sherclod Holmes
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he will be returned to the store with original receipt
they should have a kind of basement that doesn't have fucking stairs i need to climb
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@wallhackio 🛢️🛢️🛢️ 
🛢️🛢️🛢️ (the barrels are filled with peanut oil)
@holly bun morning
@cam it's always time for a breakfast burrito, and they will look at you with awe for having this wisdom
@alyssa oooh what movie changed their mind?
@vaporeon_ simple. just reprogram the missiles you built to launch at the sun to now be launched at data centers
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donation request, help a girl live?
a dear friend of mine is trying to raise some funds to help a friend of hers escape a bad living situation so she can heal and start hormones and keep on living.
she has a place that she'll be able to stay, but needs money for a plane ticket to get there. my friend's trying to raise about 400 dollars for the plane ticket and other complications. donations can be sent to my friend at https://paypal.me/kittyhomura
alc
it's called M-43 because when i drink it i go mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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live footage of my playthrough of new vegas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8k83WyR2H9Y
the most important thing red dead redemption 2 taught me is that horses can take the loaf position
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
