Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
Sherclod Holmes
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@vaporeon_ rooting for you vappy!!!!! 
food
are there any doctors here who can do emergency surgery on zucchini bread?
@vaporeon_ that's just clodsire.social
@aescling @vaporeon_ could computing
Lend me your spoons everyone, I'm about to go shopping
@Thomas this is just macklemore
@vaporeon_ I bet we can turn the day vaporeous if you eat some ice cream
@lapis just got back from taking a walk and voting. I've got a haircut in an hour and need to make zucchini bread. I think my roommates and I are gonna plan holiday cookies today (we might push that back to Thursday actually). And I slacked on my Saturday chores so I want to do some vacuuming today. Busy day it seems
@vaporeon_ hello vappy i hope you've had a vaporeous day
@lapis hello jude how is your day today
⬅️ just voted
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
uspol, exhortation
If it is legal for you to vote today and you haven't yet, please do so.
Even if you haven't registered: many states allow same-day registration.
Even if you think your vote won't matter: margin sizes matter. (And not just to politicians, but to your neighbors, who need all the support they can get.)
Even if you think others will ignore your representatives: they don't even have to ignore anything if you do it for them.
Even if you think an institution is corrupt: take an hour to vote for small improvements (or even the least-bad option), then keep pushing for larger ones.
clod morning
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
deltarune ch 6 "should" come out in 2027
stardew valley 1.7 "might" come out in 2027
cannot wait for these updates to release in 2028!
every time i find a good video on my computer every efdn member spawns three more like some sort of shitpost hydra
@AsterMeadows very very good, probably the best cat ive ever seen
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
