Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander is he the one who blatantly hit a batter on purpose earlier in the year
apparently it is controversial to believe that it is wrong to purposefully throw a 142 gram sphere at 90mph at someone
@coriander did you get a jimothy card
@coriander WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@wallhackio you talk mean shit but you didn’t even notice they hit one of their home runs because you were too busy reading movie reviews on your phone
@Lady it was a good ass movie ok
@vaporeon_ now here's an idea. what if you had THREE calculators
@coriander i am sad to say that i do not recall
@coriander oh that's sick!!
@coriander are you seated next to any good dogs
@coriander please do we're gonna watch all the games!!!!!!
@coriander holy shit maybe we'll see you on tv!!!!!
@coriander you passed the test.
@coriander who are rooting for lol
obsession
didn't expect it to be so darkly funny
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
