Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
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@coriander @Taweret @apLundell @wohali .......................i was asking for sandy
@holly i just ran out of unsalted kerrygold butter
@aescling @coriander i audibly gasped in horror when i saw this screenshot
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@sidd_harth0_5h4h @req ripple doing a Big Steppy
@heatherhorns_lite @coriander Moth Sandy is very inspired
@coriander but even though season 1 was mid it made me excited for more so I don't want to include it
@coriander 🫵 colander
@coriander i didn't hate season 1 so I didn't include it, but it was kinda mid so maybe it should count as well?
re: stupid nonsense
@vaporeon_ apple doesn't deserve to be visited by a large eevee anyway
re: stupid nonsense
@vaporeon_ im pretty sure wadi is the one who would need a Big Mac
contenders for what we could call boyslop:
- literally anything airing on ESPN
- those straight-to-dvd DC animated movies that keep getting made for some reason
- books on pickup artistry
- any restaurant with 20 TVs showing various sports games
- jujutsu kaisen season 2
@vaporeon_ @holly yeah but if you're not in a senior position then it shouldn't be something you will spend much time worrying about
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it is said that speech first developed by primitive humans who would utter simple phrases to each other
@jackdaw_ruiz I asked my roommates what they thought and they have many followup questions:
for whichever side keeps it in the box do you take the pizza out of the plastic and then put it back in the box?
Do you prefer a chewy or crispy crust?
Are there instructions on the box that say to keep the pizza in the box?
Does the box have a little plastic window that lets you see the pizza through the box?
@lapis oh yeah i forgor 💀
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Catwin.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
