Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
hot take
balatro is good, imo
@SportsGoblin when my hair gets too long i dont enjoy stepping outside when its windy i dont know he does it
@holly hi gamer i am very tired
so it turns out that exercising while drunk is unpleasant, actually
@coriander @aescling I prefer the version of myself from 30 seconds ago who hadn't read these comments yet
@aescling @coriander how does something like this even become a news story
@Lucy fuck yeah
@alas I'm sorry but we really like sitting in chairs. It's just something we do
Sherclod Holmes
boosted
@coriander what is this about this time
@alas that shit fixed me
@ashly @vaporeon_ pickled carrots will change your life
pickled onions 😋
@coriander @BestGirlGrace when I saw the dispatch demon lady my first thought was "cori would probably really like her"
@murz wow yeah actually, what a great way to put it
@The_T yeah I could have worded it differently
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
