Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
@coriander the two brothers, who both have orange ears
Sherclod Holmes
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it's time for no gender november
@lapis pretty good, Halloween was really fun and now I'm about to watch some sportsball 
clod morning my friends
Sherclod Holmes
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@wallhackio you can't just ask someone if they've carved a bottom
@coriander @aescling @Lady be on my side for once you fuckin go lin
One kid tried to sneak two candies and his siblings were deeply offended and chased him down the street to give me the candy back
@Lady a revolutionary idea...
I miss doing vector calculus...
@vaporeon_ we don't unfortunately! but ∇ is used as a notational shorthand for all sorts of operations in vector calculus :D
@vaporeon_ in physics we use the ∇ symbol all the time in electricity & magnetism
A young child dressed as Michael Myers silently perused through our candy selection and rejected every option lol
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@coriander the main character is an asshole and is the hero all while being a selfish prick who sucks the whole time, i found it annoying
The characters who aren't bill murray are extremely underdeveloped
The occasional funny joke didn't overcome how fundamentally unlikeable the film was
the clodvestigator
i answer to Caleb, Clodsire, Clodboy, Clod, and Bumby. very leftist.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. recovering software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
30+
he/him
sgraMrt
Joined Nov 2022
