Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family

hi @amy I figured out why you're not good at smash bros:

her: you better not be a frog smoking a cigarette

my amphibian ass:

interesting discussion going on on the Amon-Ra discussion page on the yahoo fantasy app

me, carrying my 100000000th piece of luggage up two flights of stairs: wow i live such a life of excess, I pledge to own fewer material things in this next phase of my life

the matsumo frog mug in my etsy cart:

c++ is such a hack language

the box looks cool

it was this level, specifically the trick with the red barrel in the beginning (you shoot the barrel instead of waiting for the Green Buttslam Move to blow it up, since you are high above the ground when barrel blasts you upwards you get just high enough to reach the lip of the waterfall, and then you can jump off the waterfall with the momentum boost water gives you in this game. this lets you keep the Yellow Gun to use for some other shortcut later)

@aescling @Lady can we make this a server emojo pls

Every year I say I won't take Joe Burrow this time and then every fucking year...........

.....what are you trying to tell me Spotify

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horrible.

oh FUCK off

FUCK I beat the game on accident >:(

horrendous.

i made the mistake of checking out r/conservative's opinion on the recent Event

They forgot punctuation in this one line of dialogue, absolutely unacceptable, 0/10 game

type of clod who doesn't show the completion time:

I almost choked like, 10 times but I didn't!!

they put a white woman in this game????????????????