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@vaporeon_ the movement is (by design) clunky and slow so it didn't feel far from this

@monorail yeah I agree that these knobs are poorly designed and wrong :]

@alyssa how do i say "I am going to report you" in spanish

i am normal and can be trusted with an entire block of cheddar cheese

@monorail how much soju does it take to make a 50m glaceon drunk

@amy i used goto statements frequently when i was a kid because i first learned to program with TI-BASIC on a TI-84. at the time my code was shit

then i learned that "goto is harmful" so when i started coding professionally i avoided it and now that is what i am used to. also my code is still shit

my major takeaway is that all paths lead to my code being shit

@vaporeon_ these things tend to be really nebulous and vague

from what i can tell procedural programming is when you break your program up into functions/procedures

functional programming is when you do that but also have the concept of the function as a first-class object

thank you for coming to my ted talk

@wallhackio This world needs more Quagsire & Clodsire fan art where they're together
Maybe also Wooper & Paldean Wooper

@Satsuma @Lady in all seriousness i have various hip hop and electronic musics i would share in such a situation

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