sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@holly i am thirsty....
@Satsuma i hope my listeners will enjoy listening the same 20 playboi carti and charli xcx songs over and over :D
re: programming languages slander (but not JavaScript)
@vaporeon_ "i hate the word 'procedure', write in C" LMAO
@cam i dont know what a viera is but i will answer yes
@holly the taco bell NEAR MY FUCKING HOUSE uses a goddamn AI at the drive thru
re: programming languages slander (but not JavaScript)
@vaporeon_ have you seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQchpOrl-PM
@vaporeon_ there's nothing wrong with it. it's just that, while using a computer is a joyous and invigorating activity, watching somebody do so is not
@vaporeon_ my genuine reaction when playing my favorite videogame on my beloved pc
@vaporeon_ i am very amused at the juxtaposition of this extremely cheery and adoring song with the blank faces of the students using the computers
@coriander despite K*nye W*st being the man he is today his first four albums were all landmarks
@vaporeon_ I didn't mind the song if that wasn't clear, I'm playing up the defensiveness as a bit. I am a grown adult who can handle other people's differing opinions (unless it came from @coriander)
@vaporeon_ in this style haha
@vaporeon_ they should make songs that sound like this that are about programming
@vaporeon_
"Now JavaScript is not a bad language
Though it's frequently misunderstood
But before you can see what you use it for
Please stop to think whether you should"
VERY TRUE THOUGH.
@vaporeon_ this song is false because it has the line "everything was built properly but the front end is a pile of crap" but at my old job our back end was dogshit too
@vaporeon_ I have a bad feeling that this is going to be JavaScript slander and I still report you
@vaporeon_ hmmmm in that case i would probably seek instrumentals because most of what I listen to is in English
Some videogame soundtracks I like, the battlefield 1 (the peaceful tracks) and Stardew valley soundtracks are the first things that come to mind
@vaporeon_ depends on the vibes and the social group
I am normal and can be trusted with the aux cord
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
