Big Clod, Tiny 🎈 @wallhackio@cat.family
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
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Joined Nov 2022
@holly i am thirsty....
@Satsuma i hope my listeners will enjoy listening the same 20 playboi carti and charli xcx songs over and over :D
re: programming languages slander (but not JavaScript)
@vaporeon_ "i hate the word 'procedure', write in C" LMAO
@cam i dont know what a viera is but i will answer yes
@holly the taco bell NEAR MY FUCKING HOUSE uses a goddamn AI at the drive thru
re: programming languages slander (but not JavaScript)
@vaporeon_ have you seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQchpOrl-PM
@vaporeon_ there's nothing wrong with it. it's just that, while using a computer is a joyous and invigorating activity, watching somebody do so is not
@vaporeon_ my genuine reaction when playing my favorite videogame on my beloved pc
@vaporeon_ i am very amused at the juxtaposition of this extremely cheery and adoring song with the blank faces of the students using the computers
@coriander despite K*nye W*st being the man he is today his first four albums were all landmarks
@vaporeon_ I didn't mind the song if that wasn't clear, I'm playing up the defensiveness as a bit. I am a grown adult who can handle other people's differing opinions (unless it came from @coriander)
@vaporeon_ in this style haha
@vaporeon_ they should make songs that sound like this that are about programming
@vaporeon_
"Now JavaScript is not a bad language
Though it's frequently misunderstood
But before you can see what you use it for
Please stop to think whether you should"
VERY TRUE THOUGH.
@vaporeon_ this song is false because it has the line "everything was built properly but the front end is a pile of crap" but at my old job our back end was dogshit too
@vaporeon_ I have a bad feeling that this is going to be JavaScript slander and I still report you
@vaporeon_ hmmmm in that case i would probably seek instrumentals because most of what I listen to is in English
Some videogame soundtracks I like, the battlefield 1 (the peaceful tracks) and Stardew valley soundtracks are the first things that come to mind
@vaporeon_ depends on the vibes and the social group
I am normal and can be trusted with the aux cord
kept afloat by big ideas.
you can call me Caleb or Clodsire. i also go by clodboy and catwin. i am not picky about names (unless its one amy made up)
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
pfp is by @The_T
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"i know your taste in movies well enough to discount your opinion" ~globin
"caleb is the only person on this websites who truly understands what the report button is for: 'i don't like this post'" ~holly
30+
straight
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
