Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

@aescling @wallhackio when they grow up they stop being pilōsa but they are still catta

@aescling @wallhackio «From Middle English catirpel, catirpeller, probably from Old Northern French catepeluse (Modern French chatte + pileuse (“hairy cat”)), from Late Latin catta + pilōsa.»

@wallhackio @aescling the babies are literally *cat*erpillars

@wallhackio everyone knows butterflies are cats

@Betty gonna get some backyard hens that lay a sterile egg every single day and sell ‘em as “vegan eggs” bc they are “surplus eggs” that the chickens “don’t need”

@Betty i think this guy does not realize how much surplus honey they honeybees have been bred to produce in normal conditions

@Betty i assume they are also afraid of the kids with dysfunctional families feeling less alone and like they need to pretend everything’s normal

@wallhackio @alyssa @Lady yes that is one of the downsides

@Lady @wallhackio if you want untraceable money mailing envelopes full of cash is still your best option

@wallhackio @Lady haven’t we established that the feds are actually pretty good at tracking crypto money laundering at this point

@Lady @wallhackio it also removes the gritty texture

@Lady @wallhackio make sure you wash all the dirt off first

@wallhackio @Lady roasting the dandelion root balances the bitterness somewhat