Satsuma @Satsuma@cat.family

@kelkyag @rowyn that too! tho I’m sure Umbral wouldn’t have invited Cassie to come in if they weren’t fairly confident they could manage no bloodshed!

@lookitmychicken it takes effort to put those boys in such unflattering cuts, how did they manage to pull it off while still being incredibly boring as well????

@kelkyag @rowyn yes i hope whatever’s happening is something Umbral can handle easily, even if quickly has already been ruled out….

@wallhackio @aescling its not too late

@pamela i have never heard of the waffle house index being applied to personal disasters (as opposed to natural disasters) — it’s funny how things shift when moved to a new place!

@kestral @Cyborgneticz they’ve got you on that one 😂

@ryfulets @Betty all your efforts definitely paid off! The quilt looks fantastic

@bright_helpings ….unless someone suggests Alien for its new common name which I’m tempted to do ngl

@bright_helpings (un?)fortunately it meets the criteria for the American Ornithological Society’s bird renaming project so you wont have Allen/Alien confusion for much longer!

@Betty @thedeadparrot “both” seems like a safe answer

@platypus one of those times where you’re like “okay yeah sure you technically havent broken the rules yet by not doing the thing, but if you want to actually convince us you weren’t planning to your only option is to just do the thing right now”