Lady of Misrule @Lady@cat.family

most smut is written by girls with, at best, no strong feelings regarding pornography, but some is written by boys who watch entirely too much of the stuff and you can always tell because they tag it like it’s RedTube

i have yet to read a fic tagged “Creampie” which is good but maybe this will be the one!!

@Satsuma was like “what will you do when you run out of blowjob fics” and i was just like “wait until they write more?? ”

5/10 blowjob by the way; the author is decently able to fake their way into readable smut but they couldn’t commit to the bit

very surprised a Sex Injury did not just happen in this fanfic

modern AU where zelda is like “i've only ever seen dick in those illustrations on wikipedia which demonstrate what fellatio looks like <https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Wiki-fellatio.svg>”

fandom is CONVINCED that zelda takes place in a time of victorian prudishness where people aren't just caring around ornamental phalluses as good luck charms but also in which scientists (a) are definitely drawing dicks and (b) trying their damnedest to make them unsexy

« She’d only ever seen diagrams in books which made everything out to be very clinical and patently un-sexy » absolutely everyone agrees that Zelda was the type to go digging through medical manuals hoping to see pictures of cock

for someone who just had sex zelda seems remarkably ignorant of how arousal works

(from <https://gizmodo.com/legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom-link-trans-1850430832>)

« “It’s just really easy to [see Link as trans],” says a cosplayer who has recently named themselves Link. »

i appreciate how easy it is for me to add things like this https://git.ladys.computer/Blog/commitdiff/f4534532841f6cf69571b0b108ea14750cf37ca8

https://thebigmoonband.bandcamp.com/album/here-is-everything

https://blog.ladys.computer/2023-05-14/end_otw_racism/

#EndOTWRacism

“ok but which one of you writes the long ranty meta post and which one tracks down relevant links”

this chapter was almost entirely foreplay and honestly it was pretty skillful to be able to pull that off but you wouldn’t know from these constant failures of worldbuilding and characterization and poorly-thought-through tropes

« A thought occurred to her, then. She had received, but she had not given; and was not a part of the experience driving your partner to their own pleasure, and getting to bear witness to such intimate exposure? » and @Satsuma calls *my* Zelda obnoxious

« She felt exposed lying prone beneath him—vulnerable to his physical strength and the the strength of his desires. It elicited an unexpected arousal within her, to know she was in some small way at his mercy. But there was a freedom in that surrender—a freedom that promised pleasure and emancipation from pain; from responsibility and disappointment and frustration. She need only give herself to Link—to the whisper of his fingers and the demand of his tongue and the headiness of this moment, to receive her reward… » this doesn’t seem healthy

Glomp dog’s bollocks

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