Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
this is the revised version of (8), which i didn't read because i knew this was coming
hopefully the blowjob isn't terrible; that would be embarrassing
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
well the REST of their writing is still pretty rough i think
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
« His voice had risen several octaves » i think they mean decibels
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
interesting choice to have zelda choose to go out in a dress when we have canon clearly indicating she prefers pants
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
if you're going to have zelda dress up as a commoner why not have it be a boy commoner named sheik
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
this sequence of zelda sneaking around is nice but it would be nicer if she was dressed up like a sheikah boy
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
« Oh, if the court could see her now… such casual fraternization with the working class. Ha! »
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
oh no it turns out the working class is evil after all
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
« “Hundred and twenty rupees.” » cute but you know this is like a dollar right
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
in breath of the wild a bottle of fresh milk is 12 rupees so this bottle of alcohol is 10 milks in price
not gallons, to be clear. 10 single-serving bottles of milk
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
this is strong alcohol being served in tiny glasses so per serving it is definitely cheaper
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
« Link scooted forward in his seat, still snickering as he looked at her with curious amusement. “So [the Goron] was a boy? How can you tell?” » BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL BOYS, LINK
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
zelda is making fun of link for kissing a boy and i think this is homophobia??
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
« She felt exposed lying prone beneath him—vulnerable to his physical strength and the the strength of his desires. It elicited an unexpected arousal within her, to know she was in some small way at his mercy. But there was a freedom in that surrender—a freedom that promised pleasure and emancipation from pain; from responsibility and disappointment and frustration. She need only give herself to Link—to the whisper of his fingers and the demand of his tongue and the headiness of this moment, to receive her reward… » this doesn’t seem healthy
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
« A thought occurred to her, then. She had received, but she had not given; and was not a part of the experience driving your partner to their own pleasure, and getting to bear witness to such intimate exposure? » and @Satsuma calls *my* Zelda obnoxious
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
this chapter was almost entirely foreplay and honestly it was pretty skillful to be able to pull that off but you wouldn’t know from these constant failures of worldbuilding and characterization and poorly-thought-through tropes
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
for someone who just had sex zelda seems remarkably ignorant of how arousal works
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
« She’d only ever seen diagrams in books which made everything out to be very clinical and patently un-sexy » absolutely everyone agrees that Zelda was the type to go digging through medical manuals hoping to see pictures of cock
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
modern AU where zelda is like “i've only ever seen dick in those illustrations on wikipedia which demonstrate what fellatio looks like <https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Wiki-fellatio.svg>”
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
very surprised a Sex Injury did not just happen in this fanfic
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
5/10 blowjob by the way; the author is decently able to fake their way into readable smut but they couldn’t commit to the bit
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
fandom is CONVINCED that zelda takes place in a time of victorian prudishness where people aren't just caring around ornamental phalluses as good luck charms but also in which scientists (a) are definitely drawing dicks and (b) trying their damnedest to make them unsexy