hey @aescling make badges for your website
New blogpost: “Hello, World!”
search engines are bad
when i type "www style", https://www.w3.org/Provider/Style/All.html should be the first result
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
in the tale of princess kaguya the emperor waltzes up to kaguya’s house and looks upon her and declares that he can have any woman he desires
why is it that fanfic writers think that zelda cannot have any man
who has the authority to question her
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
extremely uninterested in this supposed point of tension
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
honestly the fanfic where Link only spoke in “hyaa” did a better job than this one where he doesn’t speak at all
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
botw writers have a definite preference for the “Link never sleeps“ school of thought
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
« He never completely undressed –even before, he recalled– in case of an emergency. It would be problematic if he had to run out of the river in such a state. » interesting explanation for nintendo not bothering to model links dick; surely they won’t maintain this thru to the sex part tho right
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
extremely not into the romance novel style point of view switching this one is rolling with
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