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WA politics 

jay inslee isn’t seeking re·election

re: corrupted text 

this is what macOS OCR thinks of my banner image

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Lasis!
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football 

if you're going to watch an XFL game this is the one to watch

search engines are bad 

when i type "www style", w3.org/Provider/Style/All.html should be the first result

maybe you should have made a friend before you made an instance

The old village is
on the hill to the north of
the present village

Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11) 

in the tale of princess kaguya the emperor waltzes up to kaguya’s house and looks upon her and declares that he can have any woman he desires

why is it that fanfic writers think that zelda cannot have any man

who has the authority to question her

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11) 

extremely uninterested in this supposed point of tension

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11) 

my kingdom for an omniscient narrator

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11) 

honestly the fanfic where Link only spoke in “hyaa” did a better job than this one where he doesn’t speak at all

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11) 

botw writers have a definite preference for the “Link never sleeps“ school of thought

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11) 

« He never completely undressed –even before, he recalled– in case of an emergency. It would be problematic if he had to run out of the river in such a state. » interesting explanation for nintendo not bothering to model links dick; surely they won’t maintain this thru to the sex part tho right

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11) 

extremely not into the romance novel style point of view switching this one is rolling with

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11) 

oh my god it’s 55k words across 14 chapters

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