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oh my god it’s 55k words across 14 chapters
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
extremely not into the romance novel style point of view switching this one is rolling with
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
« He never completely undressed –even before, he recalled– in case of an emergency. It would be problematic if he had to run out of the river in such a state. » interesting explanation for nintendo not bothering to model links dick; surely they won’t maintain this thru to the sex part tho right
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
botw writers have a definite preference for the “Link never sleeps“ school of thought
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
honestly the fanfic where Link only spoke in “hyaa” did a better job than this one where he doesn’t speak at all
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
my kingdom for an omniscient narrator
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
in the tale of princess kaguya the emperor waltzes up to kaguya’s house and looks upon her and declares that he can have any woman he desires
why is it that fanfic writers think that zelda cannot have any man
who has the authority to question her
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
i was dealing with ptsd bullshit when i read chapter 3 of this and i don't remember it at all
i'm just going to power along anyway i assume it wasn't important
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
i guess they fucked??
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
oh yeah they went to zora's domain and link was like hey sexy i wanna fuck u and zelda was like ok but please not in your dead ex's betrothal gift
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
oh my god zelda just straight up told king dorephan “yeah i had a crush on your dead daughter’s expected fiancé AT THE SAME TIME” and he was just fine with it
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
dorephan nodding sagely: both princesses were in love with link… clearly this makes them kin of some sort
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
oh no this author doesn't know any words for dick either
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
please don't write blowjob fic if you are too embarrassed to say the word cock!!
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
« she took him into her mouth and pleasured him like he had done for her » ok but like… practically speaking… it's pretty different
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
2/10 blowjob and that’s generous i don’t think i’m going to to bother with the rest of this fic
🐊
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
@Lady Yeah that doesn't sound super effective
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
extremely uninterested in this supposed point of tension