Zelda gives Link a blowjob (10)
anyway uhhh 4/10 blowjob i guess it was fine but kind of short and not really artful at all
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (10)
« Zelda found herself enjoying everything about it, from the subtle feeling of being filled up, to knowing that she had just had one of best experiences she would ever have with someone she loved. » god i hope not that was only her first time
president biden
i mean i do appreciate biden’s strong pro-labour stance and i think it puts him above obama but also we all remember the rail workers strike
seattle sea dragons
ah they are now showing a thing giving the rankings if the score stays the same whew
ao3 tag wank
i know how they got here (somebody ages ago synned botw2 with botw and they've refused to revisit that merger and so are just renaming the tag for clarity instead) but it's fucking wrong
ao3 tag wank
literally every other zelda game gets its own tag
OoT/MM? separate tags
OoA/OoS? separate tags
ALttP/ALBW? separate tags
WW/PH/ST? separate fucking tags
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (9)
there was another blowjob but i’m sticking with a rating of 1/10 because this author had them doing 69 and i’m extremely not sold on the logistics of it
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