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they're trying reaaallllyyyy hard to be romantic but none of it lands because all i can think about is how they're wrong about zelda

zelda sees faith as obligation i think saying “you are destined for greatness and i believe in you” would be the opposite of help

« "Because you're destined for greatness. It's been written since the beginning of time that you were meant for this. If you don't find the way now, I know you will soon. I have faith in you."

If it weren't for his strong hands holding her steady, Zelda would have collapsed with sobs in the snow. No one had ever had such faith and resolute belief in her. » well this is the exact opposite of how i would have written this

zelda is really unflinchingly pitying of link in this one which i would consider a red flag but i think the author thinks is romantic

so far zelda has gotten off but they keep getting interrupted before link ever does, which is a kink, i guess

in fairness this is tagged

the journey continues we’re only half through this one folks

ah, this is a “Link never sleeps” fic not a “Link always sleeps” fic

1/10 interrupted blowjob in chapter 2; will there be another??

« She may be the Queen, but there was absolutely nothing wrong with taking care of Link and submitting to him. »

this namedropping of locations is not aided by me being largely unfamiliar with the geography of this part of hyrule

really curious what protestant zelink writers think “praying to Hylia for hours” actually entails

this fic was written to bridge two other works which i definitely haven't read hopefully those aren’t important

this one is >60k words so uhhh pray for me i guess

this one was revised by the author and republished as a separate work; we’ll get to that one later. not realllly interested in reading the same story twice so leaving this one NR for now

all cats are bgay

i think this author doesn't think handjobs or fingering or cunnilingus or blowjobs are sex

« She takes a second to absorb this, then tentatively lays a hand on his arm. “Do you not want to have sex with me?”

Link closes his eyes. Breathes out, slowly, through his nose. “Of course I want to.” » oh my god you two have been fucking literally this entire story

not only for being trapped in a bottle but also for having to bear witness to these two

« There’s a fairy in a bottle strung up on the ceiling support, casting a soft pink glow on her puzzled expression » okay this is an interesting lighting choice and also poor fairy

if you can make safe and effective birth control out of armoranth then you can probably also use it to make feminizing HRT right