Zelda gives Link a blowjob (9)
this one is >60k words so uhhh pray for me i guess
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (9)
this fic was written to bridge two other works which i definitely haven't read hopefully those aren’t important
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (9)
really curious what protestant zelink writers think “praying to Hylia for hours” actually entails
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (9)
this namedropping of locations is not aided by me being largely unfamiliar with the geography of this part of hyrule
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (9)
« She may be the Queen, but there was absolutely nothing wrong with taking care of Link and submitting to him. »
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (9)
1/10 interrupted blowjob in chapter 2; will there be another??
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (9)
ah, this is a “Link never sleeps” fic not a “Link always sleeps” fic
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (9)
the journey continues we’re only half through this one folks
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (9)
zelda is really unflinchingly pitying of link in this one which i would consider a red flag but i think the author thinks is romantic
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (9)
« "Because you're destined for greatness. It's been written since the beginning of time that you were meant for this. If you don't find the way now, I know you will soon. I have faith in you."
If it weren't for his strong hands holding her steady, Zelda would have collapsed with sobs in the snow. No one had ever had such faith and resolute belief in her. » well this is the exact opposite of how i would have written this
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (9)
zelda sees faith as obligation i think saying “you are destined for greatness and i believe in you” would be the opposite of help
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (9)
they're trying reaaallllyyyy hard to be romantic but none of it lands because all i can think about is how they're wrong about zelda
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (9)
also it's like a fundamental misunderstanding of what romance is about but whatever
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (9)
« Since the value of rupees has not changed in the last century » wow
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (9)
zelda just asked for everyone to start paying her taxes instead of investing in their local communities and everyone is surprisingly fine with it
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (9)
« The Sheikah have been wise to retain many records since the destruction of the Kingdom, and one bylaw is clear: A Princess Cannot Rule the Kingdom of Hyrule. » not sure how this author thinks laws work
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (9)
there was another blowjob but i’m sticking with a rating of 1/10 because this author had them doing 69 and i’m extremely not sold on the logistics of it
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (9)
so far zelda has gotten off but they keep getting interrupted before link ever does, which is a kink, i guess
in fairness this is tagged