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@coriander everybody makes fun of the video games for letting you go up against preschoolers with their Lv.5 rattata with your Lv.70 Mewtwo but TCG takes this dynamic and brings it to real life

most people have rattata decks that they play with casually outside their school and then some fucker comes along with a Mewtwo

@coriander i think pokémon TCG does okay as a game for schoolchildren playing under house rules but then suffers when you can’t make an international championship tournament out of a game for schoolchildren playing under house rules

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« “Why would you trade in your work tractor for an unproven Cybertruck?” » is a great quote

why would you even write zelink as sharing a room if you’re going to make them wait until marriage

you ever read a take written by a european

@coriander we drink exclusively skratchlabs.com/products/hydra because they’re like the only of the powdered mixes who don’t just dump in a bunch of zero calorie sweetener

@packetcat DA2 is the best in the series by far (if you can get over every dungeon looking the same); Origins and Awakening have their own charm and are closer to Baldur’s Gate

i still haven’t finished Inquisition; game is Too Big

@packetcat i will probably play it once i have a device which can but alas

u·s elections; polling 

@oliphant@oliphant.social in fairness, if you’re going to have a severe methodological error, having one which makes the race appear inconclusive is a lot better than one which makes the race appear Far Too Conclusive, which is what they did in 2016

u·s elections; polling 

what does this even mean

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u·s elections; polling 

the polls: we have absolutely no way of predicting who will win the upcoming presidential election

everybody: here’s why you shouldn’t trust the polls!!

@coriander my girlfriend does epiphany for Eating Delicious Kings Cake reasons so we might end up in a weird state in a few years where we just skip christmas and stick everything on Twelfth Night and Jan 6

(a date which is now made awkward for other reasons, but, ugh)

@coriander but no it’s awkward for me because we have a whole lot of traditions but i don’t believe in any of the things those traditions are meant to represent

like, we do advent? kinda hard to justify that one in a non-Christian context? but i’m still gonna light the candles??

@coriander winter lesbian is a lot cooler because winter is also about death

halloween lesbians get it a lot easier; everybody believes in death

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i’d probably be a christmas lesbian if i believed in christ but uh

@coriander Happiest Season (2020) was alright it had one good scene

@coriander Christmas Lesbians are like lets make cocoa and listen to Ingrid Michaelson together, but then there’s also the kind of Christmas Gay who gets off on roleplaying Santa / His Elves / His Reindeer

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