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@Satsuma @wallhackio @aescling chess but all the chess pieces are blorbos you can ship with each other

@aescling @wallhackio most people seem to ship lucina with severa so you'll have to tell me if you agree with this take

@Satsuma @wallhackio unfortunately cat is a very character-centric individual and she doesn't give a shit about Lyn, or Roy’s Father

@wallhackio there are so many better fire emblem games but a significant chuck of the fandom exclusively writes about awakening and fates

if @aescling somehow turns out to be an awakening fanfic writer i’m gonna be so upset

you may think “boon” and “bonus” are related, but it’s actually “boon” and “phone”

@wallhackio when @Satsuma saw this they were like “catwin is posting pokémon fancomics and not cat? i think she just got owned”

@wallhackio @monorail do not joke about this with mastodon instance programmers

re: let’s make this more controversial 

@coriander @aescling meanwhile Spirit Tracks Zelda is like woo i’m an entitled bitch fuck now i’m a disembodied ghost fuck now i have a big fuckoff sword fuck slice slice i will protect you weird train dude who i drug into this mess for some reason

re: let’s make this more controversial 

@coriander @aescling she has basically no character arc she is just like woo i'm a pirate that is my personality woo now i'm a princess that is my new personality

re: let’s make this more controversial 

@aescling @coriander tetra was a boring character compared with her granddaughter

@coriander pirates are more likely to be lesbians but ninjas do it better

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📟🐱 GlitchCat

A small, community‐oriented Mastodon‐compatible Fediverse (GlitchSoc) instance managed as a joint venture between the cat and KIBI families.