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@Satsuma @wallhackio @vaporeon_ @aescling and spirit tracks as a secondary character

@vaporeon_ @aescling @wallhackio Peach is slender whereas Zelda is thick

@vaporeon_ @aescling the player character is of the nameless hero archetype, so it would be weird to have their name be the name of the series

also, despite not being the player character, zelda is usually up there in terms of being narratively important characters

to the extent that some games (spirit tracks, breath of the wild) are really and wholly zelda’s stories and the player is just bearing witness to them

@aescling @vaporeon_ @wallhackio

@aescling @vaporeon_ @wallhackio missing some classics

@wallhackio @vaporeon_ @aescling zelda is also playable in hyrule warriors????

@aescling @Satsuma @wallhackio it’s not horny

@Satsuma @aescling @wallhackio furries have never touched a dick confirmed

@aescling @Satsuma @wallhackio is this because furries don’t have hands and so cannot use the term handjob

@aescling @Satsuma @wallhackio i realize you are lactose intolerant but that's not where the milk comes from

@aescling @Satsuma @wallhackio that is not milk

@aescling @Satsuma @wallhackio oh is this like feral where the furries have invented their own secret meanings of words which nobody else can understand

@aescling @Satsuma @wallhackio i want my partners to view me as hot and sexy, not a suckling infant

@aescling @wallhackio i’m literally married to @Satsuma

@Satsuma @wallhackio @aescling i am fine with milk but not from creatures i would want to fuck

@aescling @wallhackio i am not enthusiastic about this

@aescling @Satsuma girl friends forever

@wallhackio damn i wish we had good chinese food here

@wallhackio capstone project eat three cup chicken and buddha delight

@wallhackio they should have provided the meals not just the chopsticks