Lady, EVOLVED @Lady@cat.family

my girlfriend is mid on these black sugar dried plum candies but i think they’re great

would you fuck Team GO Rocket Admin Arlo

open as in “i’m not an intellectual property landlord”; free as in “you can’t sue me”

our yoghurt keeps trying to teach us french and it’s not making me judge the language any less

i’m not saying i think people are doing literal turn-based pokémon battling but i think moves do have powers and effects and correctly understanding the powers and effects of moves is the key to victory

not telling pikachu to aim its iron tail at the ground

anime-style battling is fun and all but i don’t think i could ever write it seriously

@Satsuma i deleted it from the other one but it was kind of buggy about it and maybe it didn't federate

when u kiss gf and lips are warm but face is cold

it’s fall baybee

teaching my girlfriend about drop dumplings

{Nintendo Of America} Is Not {Nintendo} Is Not {The Pokémon Company International} Is Not {The Pokémon Company} Is Not {Game Freak}

people are constantly like “white english speaking fandom is all upset about X!! now game freak will have to do Y!!” and game freak never does Y. the only fandom game freak listens to is corocoro magazine and pixiv

my game freak take is that game freak actually does not care at all what americans think, sorry

important!! remember!! mastodon is “not a law enforcement friendly environment”

western pokémon fans show the tiniest shred of cultural literacy challenge level impossible

give me a fic about the nameless girl with ponytails in lavender towns pokémon center that’s where the good content is at

i mostly read o·c pokémon fic because pokémon fans are too cowardly to write about minor characters

@alyssa yeah it’s nighttime only which does explain to an extent why it isn’t in gen i, but also, clearly it exists in kanto,

i realize it’s a political move but {the willingness to uncritically laud some aspects of stallman’s philosophy in the face of overwhelming evidence that many other parts, in some cases basically the same exact parts, are deeply fucked up} is always a trip

boosting accounts from mastodon.social is fraught so i will just drop the link here

https://stallman-report.org

can is labelled “richard stallman”; do not open if you do not want to read about richard stallman

but that then introduces the question of why nobody in Kanto ever uses a Houndoom