Lady of the Land @Lady@cat.family

re·implementing all the array methods to work on sparse arrays, because fuck the haters

https://xiph.org/video/vid2.shtml

awkward

@ajroach42 very very early mastodon (before like January 2017) really just felt like a massive slumber party

slumber parties are good for some things and not others. it wasn't sustainable and i don't want to go back to those times. but i don't think i've ever felt seen and known by as many people who just accepted me for what i am, before or since

ughhh why don't we have scones

@mordremoth oh, and

• links/recommendations must also be public (for the same reason as relationships)

you could maybe get around this by automatedly just updating your own restricted‐access profile with a cached version of all of the recs of all the people you know (and they know, 𝑛 layers deep) so that people who have access to your profile don’t know WHO recommended something, just that they did (and the degrees of separation), but this massively complicates the technological implementation (every website needs to have a scraper built‐in) and there’s no protection against someone just leaking your information anyway

@mordremoth i think “federated protocol” might be overengineering this; you could do it with a simple fetch protocol that scrapes public relationships 𝑛 layers deep

this is in fact the idea behind FOAF <https://web.archive.org/web/20220518003509/http://xmlns.com/foaf/spec/20140114.html>; downsides include :⁠—

• relationships must be public (otherwise it’s not possible to know about people “twice‐removed”)

• people need to actually bother to take the time to publish links and relevant metadata

• you need a hosted version for people who don’t manage their own websites as well as tools for making the above ergonomic for people who do

i realize the popular esthetic in pop lit is to write a chatfic with a little bit of exposition as trimmings but if you go and read anything at least a little bit old you will find plenty of examples of people not doing this and being quite successful with it

you can just not write dialogue

any uhhhh pet owners on this website

laptop lesbians

they’re bigger than you might think

@twotone @Satsuma
the “whispery” bit makes it a lot harder, but maybe…

• https://rattallyinanalley.bandcamp.com/track/prettier
• https://samia.bandcamp.com/track/kill-her-freak-out
• https://landehekt.bandcamp.com/track/always-hurt
• https://heavygus.bandcamp.com/track/scattered
• https://jennyhval.bandcamp.com/track/secret-touch
• https://kellyleeowens.bandcamp.com/track/wake-up

music by not‐girls:

• https://haux.bandcamp.com/track/accidents
• https://mehro.bandcamp.com/track/perfume-2
• https://boniver.bandcamp.com/track/wash-2
• https://paper-bee.bandcamp.com/track/the-heat

music not on bandcamp:

• “Romance” by ex:Re (quintessential tbh)
• “everything i wanted” by Billie Eilish
• “Good As I Wanted” by Art School Girlfriend
• “Particles” by Ólafur Arnolds & Nanna Bryndís Hilmarsdóttir

only technically satisfying the prompt:

• https://testwolfalice.bandcamp.com/track/sky-musings

«  I feel so blessed that I am able to write on this website. »

bro when you pick a move that has a decent chance of missing and then it misses that’s not losing to RNG

if you want the move to hit every time then choose a move that hits every time

sowing: getting fucked by your girlfriend for an hour late at night

reaping: it is now 11AM