Lady @Lady@cat.family

fandom is CONVINCED that zelda takes place in a time of victorian prudishness where people aren't just caring around ornamental phalluses as good luck charms but also in which scientists (a) are definitely drawing dicks and (b) trying their damnedest to make them unsexy

« She’d only ever seen diagrams in books which made everything out to be very clinical and patently un-sexy » absolutely everyone agrees that Zelda was the type to go digging through medical manuals hoping to see pictures of cock

for someone who just had sex zelda seems remarkably ignorant of how arousal works

(from <https://gizmodo.com/legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom-link-trans-1850430832>)

« “It’s just really easy to [see Link as trans],” says a cosplayer who has recently named themselves Link. »

@Satsuma nobody is stopping you from trying for an MLS

i appreciate how easy it is for me to add things like this https://git.ladys.computer/Blog/commitdiff/f4534532841f6cf69571b0b108ea14750cf37ca8

https://thebigmoonband.bandcamp.com/album/here-is-everything

https://blog.ladys.computer/2023-05-14/end_otw_racism/

#EndOTWRacism

“ok but which one of you writes the long ranty meta post and which one tracks down relevant links”

this chapter was almost entirely foreplay and honestly it was pretty skillful to be able to pull that off but you wouldn’t know from these constant failures of worldbuilding and characterization and poorly-thought-through tropes

« A thought occurred to her, then. She had received, but she had not given; and was not a part of the experience driving your partner to their own pleasure, and getting to bear witness to such intimate exposure? » and @Satsuma calls *my* Zelda obnoxious

« She felt exposed lying prone beneath him—vulnerable to his physical strength and the the strength of his desires. It elicited an unexpected arousal within her, to know she was in some small way at his mercy. But there was a freedom in that surrender—a freedom that promised pleasure and emancipation from pain; from responsibility and disappointment and frustration. She need only give herself to Link—to the whisper of his fingers and the demand of his tongue and the headiness of this moment, to receive her reward… » this doesn’t seem healthy

Glomp dog’s bollocks

if you follow the Atom/RSS feed for any of my git repositories you are a nerd

@KitRedgrave “would you rather have the power to defeat your annoyances or the constitution to ignore them”

can’t get over « GitHub and Microsoft do not explain why the rise of internet trolls renders Plaintiffs' fears of harm unreasonable. » lmao

GitHub and Microsoft suggest that Plaintiffs' fear is unreasonable because "the types of nasty messages at issue here are a fact of modern life in the era of internet 'trolls.'" ECF No. 72 at 19. GitHub and Microsoft do not explain why the rise of internet trolls renders Plaintiffs' fears of harm unreasonable. Cf. United States v. Bagdasarian, 652 F.3d 1113, 1126-27 (9th Cir. 2011) (Wardlaw, J., concurring in part) (describing the connection between anonymous internet posts and subsequent real-world violence). Sending direct messages containing veiled death threats would seem to constitute behavior beyond trolling. See Merriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary 1341 (11th ed. 2003) (defining "troll," in relevant part, as "to antagonize (others) online by posting inflammatory, irrelevant, or offensive comments or content" and "to harass, criticize, or antagonize (someone) especially] by provocatively disparaging or mocking public statements, postings, or acts") (emphasis added).