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Ao3 meta 

meta posts by actual fan human beings, on the other hand, are too ephemeral

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Ao3 meta 

apparently computer algorithms now count as fans and their creative output is important to preserve

re: Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21) 

@aescling its worldbuilding leaves something to be desired

Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21) 

zelda is making fun of link for kissing a boy and i think this is homophobia??

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21) 

« Link scooted forward in his seat, still snickering as he looked at her with curious amusement. “So [the Goron] was a boy? How can you tell?” » BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL BOYS, LINK

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21) 

this is strong alcohol being served in tiny glasses so per serving it is definitely cheaper

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21) 

in breath of the wild a bottle of fresh milk is 12 rupees so this bottle of alcohol is 10 milks in price

not gallons, to be clear. 10 single-serving bottles of milk

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21) 

« “Hundred and twenty rupees.” » cute but you know this is like a dollar right

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21) 

oh no it turns out the working class is evil after all

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21) 

« Oh, if the court could see her now… such casual fraternization with the working class. Ha! »

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21) 

this sequence of zelda sneaking around is nice but it would be nicer if she was dressed up like a sheikah boy

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21) 

if you're going to have zelda dress up as a commoner why not have it be a boy commoner named sheik

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21) 

interesting choice to have zelda choose to go out in a dress when we have canon clearly indicating she prefers pants

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21) 

« His voice had risen several octaves » i think they mean decibels

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21) 

well the REST of their writing is still pretty rough i think

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Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21) 

this is the revised version of (8), which i didn't read because i knew this was coming

hopefully the blowjob isn't terrible; that would be embarrassing

End of day 1 thoughts on TotK 

@coriander i've been playing twilight princess lately and:

- the final strike is still badass as fuck
- you can pick up the dogs and carry them around
- rolling into trees

really makes me realize what BotW was missing

End of day 1 thoughts on TotK 

@coriander idk like i’m kind of not into dungeons if it doesn’t also come with Dungeon Items but they’re not adding the hookshot to BotW

today’s late-night conversation topic 

@Satsuma sure, i’m sure if it was a fedi organizing action our positions would be switched

End of day 1 thoughts on TotK 

@coriander good news is i think the next zelda game will definitely be very different

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