re: Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
@aescling its worldbuilding leaves something to be desired
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
zelda is making fun of link for kissing a boy and i think this is homophobia??
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
« Link scooted forward in his seat, still snickering as he looked at her with curious amusement. “So [the Goron] was a boy? How can you tell?” » BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL BOYS, LINK
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this is strong alcohol being served in tiny glasses so per serving it is definitely cheaper
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in breath of the wild a bottle of fresh milk is 12 rupees so this bottle of alcohol is 10 milks in price
not gallons, to be clear. 10 single-serving bottles of milk
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« “Hundred and twenty rupees.” » cute but you know this is like a dollar right
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« Oh, if the court could see her now… such casual fraternization with the working class. Ha! »
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
this sequence of zelda sneaking around is nice but it would be nicer if she was dressed up like a sheikah boy
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
if you're going to have zelda dress up as a commoner why not have it be a boy commoner named sheik
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
interesting choice to have zelda choose to go out in a dress when we have canon clearly indicating she prefers pants
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (21)
« His voice had risen several octaves » i think they mean decibels
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well the REST of their writing is still pretty rough i think
End of day 1 thoughts on TotK
@coriander i've been playing twilight princess lately and:
- the final strike is still badass as fuck
- you can pick up the dogs and carry them around
- rolling into trees
really makes me realize what BotW was missing
End of day 1 thoughts on TotK
@coriander idk like i’m kind of not into dungeons if it doesn’t also come with Dungeon Items but they’re not adding the hookshot to BotW
today’s late-night conversation topic
@Satsuma sure, i’m sure if it was a fedi organizing action our positions would be switched
End of day 1 thoughts on TotK
@coriander good news is i think the next zelda game will definitely be very different
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