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my kingdom for an omniscient narrator

honestly the fanfic where Link only spoke in “hyaa” did a better job than this one where he doesn’t speak at all

botw writers have a definite preference for the “Link never sleeps“ school of thought

« He never completely undressed –even before, he recalled– in case of an emergency. It would be problematic if he had to run out of the river in such a state. » interesting explanation for nintendo not bothering to model links dick; surely they won’t maintain this thru to the sex part tho right

extremely not into the romance novel style point of view switching this one is rolling with

oh my god it’s 55k words across 14 chapters

anyway uhhh 4/10 blowjob i guess it was fine but kind of short and not really artful at all

« Zelda found herself enjoying everything about it, from the subtle feeling of being filled up, to knowing that she had just had one of best experiences she would ever have with someone she loved. » god i hope not that was only her first time

okay this is actually porn no plot

i was trying to write it but then i got distracted wondering whether she has a triforce on her hand

i mean i do appreciate biden’s strong pro-labour stance and i think it puts him above obama but also we all remember the rail workers strike

« In remarks to union workers hours after making his candidacy official, Mr. Biden received enthusiastic applause as he declared himself “the most pro-union president in American history” » sad if true

y’all it’s a kickstarter by some people i know i’m not just writing about anthropomorphized computer programs for no reason

i was supposed to be spending last night plotting out the next section of my zelda fanfic and instead i ended up writing richard stallman fanfiction

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