@coriander human brain is like, it is very important that i do not miss whenever someone might be talking about me
@KitRedgrave !cofe
@aescling then my website just won’t have a button to your site
@aescling and 88×31
@aescling 80×15
hey @aescling make badges for your website
New blogpost: “Hello, World!”
@coriander no way if you steal a car you have a moral duty to run it into a tree when you're done with it so that the owner can get an insurance payout
search engines are bad
when i type "www style", https://www.w3.org/Provider/Style/All.html should be the first result
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
in the tale of princess kaguya the emperor waltzes up to kaguya’s house and looks upon her and declares that he can have any woman he desires
why is it that fanfic writers think that zelda cannot have any man
who has the authority to question her
Zelda gives Link a blowjob (11)
extremely uninterested in this supposed point of tension
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