Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@vaporeon_ when people type "bnnuy" this is what they're referring to
Sherclod Holmes
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one of the most impressive things about red dead redemption 2 is its realistic depictions of wildlife
I am working through a bunch of the stupid completionist challenges read dead 2 offers and I genuinely believe some of them were not playtested
@vaporeon_ I genuinely don't remember. I would guess that I was calculating some cyclomatic complexities by hand
to this day scientists are still trying to figure out how caravan from fallout new vegas works
@coriander well, I'll stick to counting cards in red dead 2 gambling then
@coriander thats some Bull Shit
@coriander they... don't want to be good at the games they let you play???
I guess they have all the incentives in the world to be like this but it offends my esports heart
@coriander the fuck???
@Satsuma it sounds harder to carry 35 pounds of peanut oil through a ladder than down a staircase
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
