Sherclod Holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
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Joined Nov 2022
re: food
@aschmitz i meant the game lol
Sherclod Holmes
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Puck has other names:
- Sir Robin ("Puck") Goodfellow
- Puck Puck
- Pucky Poo
- OW FUCK
it might be stockholm syndrome but im starting to really enjoy dominoes
@lapis portect him at all costs
Sherclod Holmes
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This is from a board game I have literally just learned about 2 minutes ago so don't ask me if it's any good but THIS BEAR'S NAME IS TRINKET!!!!!
@coriander is the game fun
Sherclod Holmes
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apparently i hit the 2000 hour mark is super smash bros ultimate 💀💀💀
6 out of every 7 fedi users have HORRIBLE opinions
@coriander then drink tea
@coriander then drink two coffee ☕ ☕ 
@amy kibitzing is not real the fuck is that
the clodvestigator
i go by Clodsire, Clodboy and Bumby.
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. prophet of The Truth. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
number of fat cock awards received: 56
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
"oh you're one of those weird movie likers" ~Ti
"the thing you need to understand about @wallhackio is that he is utterly sick in the head. this is partially a compliment. but not entirely" ~aescling
30+
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
