sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family

@maple delete this

@aescling @Satsuma @aschmitz reported for annoying me

it's such a funny coincidence that my shower stopped clogging immediately after aesc moved and couldn't visit me anymore. i wonder if there is a connection here

@aescling @Satsuma @aschmitz reported for hating fun and being a downer

@cam how did you do it. im serious i have had issues in the past

@amy this is a really cool fact but you spelled keming wrong

@aschmitz @aescling once again you have become my favorite masto user whose name sounds like "ash"

@SeanAloysiusOBrien this is one of the worst things i have ever seen in my life

@vaporeon_ im pretty sure it's actually a 2-bit console, hence the name "Switch 2"

is it worth paying 660 dollars to play Mario Kart 9 and Donkey Kong 65

@vaporeon_ giving nintendo $500 so you can play 2 games

@vaporeon_ it won't play switch 1 games unless you connect it to the internet and download a day 1 patch, apparently

the worst part of last year's rap beef is that the name Drake, which literally means "dragon", is now cringe

apparently thinking seed oils are bad for is a fascist dogwhistle somehow

@aescling whales are the pinnacle of innocence, i see no wrongdoing here

@aescling yes, im glad you understand

annoying aesc is one of my favorite activities, i would definitely recommend it if you're bored

@vaporeon_ @aescling I did not know that the OLED model had a ethernet port, huh

I wonder if people here can guess what some of my favorite videogames are

@aescling 💖