@Satsuma i dont know what that is so i will assume i do not

@wallhackio æsc was only the symptom of your own failures

@Satsuma damn satsu

@wallhackio https://salonworthyhair.com/best-shower-drain-hair-catchers

@Satsuma @wallhackio I think to a large extent this depends on how long sherclod's hair is. Come to think of it, do whales even have hair?

@aschmitz @Satsuma this whale has short hair

@aschmitz @wallhackio this is presumably why it was only a notable issue when æsc who has long hair visited yes, but if you dont have a hair trap you can’t really blame her for the results

@aschmitz @wallhackio M says if you had a girlfriend she’d explain these things

@Satsuma @aschmitz is this my bad karma from all my fraudulent reports finally catching up to me

@Satsuma @aschmitz where is Life Manual everyone else has read that could teach me these things

@aschmitz @wallhackio wikihow

@Satsuma @wallhackio Sadly it is not very good at being proactive rather than reactive.

@aschmitz @wallhackio the wikihow article for fixing a clogged drain has “buy a hair trap to prevent future issues” as step 9

@Satsuma @aschmitz if you don't hear from me for the next month it will be because i will be reading the entirety of wikihow so that i may learn to Live Correctly

@wallhackio @aschmitz send the good articles to your twin

@wallhackio @Satsuma Wikihow's quality and, uh, verbosity tends to vary quite a bit, so good luck. The popular articles are probably reasonable?

@aschmitz @Satsuma i am not actually going to do this.

@wallhackio @Satsuma Honestly it's probably for the best. But they're... mostly okay, if you have a question about something contained therein?