sherclod holmes @wallhackio@cat.family
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
@amy hi late amy 🤠
re: baldur's gate 3, all caps
@coriander i haven't actually reached the point in the game yet but i just saw the name listed on the bg3 wiki about romance
baldur's gate 3, all caps
YOU CAN ROMANCE THE FUCKING EMPEROR????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
should @aescling date the cute dsa girl?
re: baldur's gate 3
@coriander no he is my favorite
@aescling homewrecker arc
baldur's gate 3
the little gremlin lizard guy who sells you "treatos" in the circus is my favorite and i would die for him
anybody: [unloads deep emotional trauma that has bothered them for months]
@Lady: this reminds me of an album from a band you've never heard of
@coriander i am glad to have supported testimonial evidence your goblinry
re: baldur's gate 3
@Lady many wikis say yes
re: baldur's gate 3
@Lady do mind flayers have teeth?
re: baldur's gate 3
@Satsuma what does this mean
@coriander shut the fuck up
baldur's gate 3
i trust the emperor and i REALLY hope this doesn't bite me in the ass
baldur's gate 3
i knew the game was horny but i just entered the brothel and WOW this game is giga-horny
the clodvestigator
videogame enjoyer. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. certified weird movie liker. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. space dandy and kill la kill propagandist. the walking embodiment of "not diagnosed, but somethings wrong". i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I am not picky about names. Most people here call me catwin, clodboy, clodsire, or Caleb.
header is by @vaporeon_
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him
Joined Nov 2022
