clodboy cowdsire @wallhackio@cat.family

it is time. for whale pfp

I need a new pfp

@aescling it is true scrungly behavior to tell one not to post greentexts while also explaining how to properly format greentexts.

(i will not post any more greentexts in the future.)

@Satsuma do have a specific pronoun for Jimbo?

@coriander i have fond memories of when i was a kid of going to costco, back in the day when costco had video game demos, and playing the fighting mini game from Arkham Asylum. my family never had a ps3-generation console at the time so it was my only chance to play it.

so yeah i have to agree that it is the greatest game of all time

@coriander unfazed. in their own lane, unbothered. a real fungi.

oh it seems that masto fucks greentext formatting

playing balatro
a soul spectral card appears in my tarot pack
ask jimbo if it's a good legendary or chicot
he doesn't understand
explain the difference between chicot and the other legendaries
he still doesn't understand
grab the balatro wiki, show the descriptions of all legendary jokers
he laughs and says that it will be a good card
pick the soul card
it's chicot

@coriander memory is a fickle goddamn thing.

@coriander it also ran for 8 years, not 2 or 3.

@coriander he had undisclosed health issues, not cancer. he died after his retirement. my bad.

@coriander there was a delightful strip in the 2010's called Cul de Sac. Unfortunately the artist got cancer and died after two or three years but it was easily my favorite strip you could find in a modern newspaper at the time

@coriander you could tell me this was actually from whatever game this is and I would believe you

people could lose political careers for what they wrote in the battlefield 1 game chat

Also why does the image of the my little brother, who is now 21, saying fuck upset me. He is an adult. Let him say fuck

@Lady @coriander I was aware of the concept of a service top but I was not aware of this particular slang

@Lady You should rank, out of 5, the blowjob in each of these categories, and then average those scores to create a total Lady's Blowjob Score