re: Zelda gives Link a blowjob (29)
@Lady is ranking the quality of the blowjob given? or the quality of the writing for the blowjob? or for the quality of the story overall?
I cannot believe I've never seen this before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKsoXHYICqU
apparently we don't for rallies for either, but instead for some secret third option not list listed here
re: Help me identify this bird
@breakfastgolem sincerely, and i mean this with all due respect, fuck you
@alyssa if a child inherits traits from their father, then the father exherits traits to his child
@aescling @coriander if I had heard "I was getting my dick sucked at an isosceles angle" before now I would 100% have referenced it a million times already
@coriander holy shit this is AMAZING
@coriander is this a song lyric are you describing an interesting event in your life
@FirstProgenitor it's got that ramen noodle fur, excellent specimen
movie/animation/anime fan. videogame enjoyer. food liker. mathematics hobbyist and recovering physicist. software engineer. professional wonk. top-ranked c++ hater. prophet of The Truth. i would not be surprised if I had autism + adhd. i like animals that wear cowboy hats.
I have used many aliases, including but not limited to wallhackio, BigmouthCreator, BingusDingus, and catwin.
"i regret ever allowing him here" ~aescling
he/him