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re: Zelda gives Link a blowjob (29) 

@Lady is ranking the quality of the blowjob given? or the quality of the writing for the blowjob? or for the quality of the story overall?

apparently we don't for rallies for either, but instead for some secret third option not list listed here

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re: Help me identify this bird 

@breakfastgolem sincerely, and i mean this with all due respect, fuck you

I'm not terribly interested in the superb owl anymore but I will still watch it for Kendrick

Imagine taking 8 minutes to solve a murdle haha that'd be crazy lmao

@alyssa if a child inherits traits from their father, then the father exherits traits to his child

@aescling @coriander if I had heard "I was getting my dick sucked at an isosceles angle" before now I would 100% have referenced it a million times already

@coriander is this a song lyric are you describing an interesting event in your life

if my little sister suggests playing a game, know that it's probably because she thinks she'll beat your ass in it

knuckles canonically says "shit" in a E-rated sonic game from 2003

this is your daily reminder to look at the image for the wikipedia article about static cling

dumb meme reference 

The world is in turmoil, and people are in pain. Even still, we can take comfort in knowing that there is polygraphic eggb grins

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